《cai ⤶ nct 19th member》Group chat #2 💚
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Howdoes one meme?
I think you went to the wrong chat Cai
None of these old farts know the ways of the meme
world
I'm not old
Yeah you are
Children shut up
Mum noooo
I asked a very totally important question
now somebody answer me goddamnit!
I know the ways of the meme world thank you
very much
Same
uh, hyung's no
Your both ancient
hush child before I hit you
I was gonna say 'beat your ass'
but that sounds less violent
how does saying beat your ass sound more violent than
actually hitting someone?
Yeah
Where's the logic in that
Mark I don't know why you'd think any of us
here would have logic or half a brain cell in the slightest
Touché
Nobody answered my question!
Cause we're ignoring you
Duh
your mean
Thanks
No problemo
I know memes
I think
I myself am a literal living meme
No your not
Lucas is
True
But only Lucas, not Mark
Cause Mark's ancient
We're the same age!
your point is?
you guys stress me out...
Child don't complain about being stressed
I'm a single mother of 17 annoying children
*ahem* Lucas and Lele *ahem*
You don't get to complain
I'm telling Lele
What about Lucas?
He'll live
haha
Yeah I agree
Nobody tell him
Save yourself an eardrum
How did we get from memes to talking about stressed
single mothers and ancient ramen heads aka Mark?
I really don't know
But I can't say I'm surprised
mm
I would show you the ways of the meme world
But nah
I won't
I'm superior you fetus
.....
Hyuck, we're the same age
your point is?
That if I'm a fetus you are too
Just a slightly more satanic one
oh you did not just say that
Imma leave before I suddenly become the one who's called out
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for to 'intervene'
Bye
This is getting spicy
hyung wrong context
Actually it might be right I dunno
It's just that your ancient hyung
So your not caught up with the teen slang
I think
Yuta your not even that old
I am highly offended you ramen fetus
Why am I being bullied now what did I do?
you became a ramen that's what you did
Yeah
wow
You guys are meanies
So
Cai
You gonna come out from the closet so I can't attack you?
....
No
I'm just gonna leave before they start
roasting the lift out of each other
Same
Winnie love me
ew no
your mean
At least I'm not old
....
Imma leave
Your so gonna get it boy
Why am I still even here?
.
You can only guess what happened next
Haechan got bored and left the girl alone
That pretty much sums it up
I'm still hella annoyed that my chapter deleted
This one isn't even close to the one I did before but oh well it's still half decent
Good night xx
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