《Marshall, Please Calm Down! (Interstellar)》Chapter 1:1 Plastic can also Leak Electricity
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Wu Zi Mo look up and stared blankly at a high-tech flying object that violates the law of gravity outside his window. The corner of his mouth keeps on twitching.
If the scenery outside is not enough to collapse his three views in life then the creature in his feet which he suspected as an egg of a dinosaur by how big it is, is enough to let Wang Mu Zi, a calm collected person to spit a curse: "i bought a watch last year... "
***Note: this sentence in Chinese is similar in intonation as a curse sentence.. 我去年買了個表。literally it means" I bought a watch last year". But its true meaning has nothing to do with a watch. In China, this sentence means someone is really angry with something.***
As a shut-in technology otaku that has been viewing the net for many years, how can he not guess his current situation?
Wu Zi Mo while sitting in his bed is digging his memories, he is trying to remember how and who he currently is.
Wu Zi Mo is a great young man in 21st Century. Even though this great young man sealed his life inside his room and was viewed by his friends and relatives as a worthless man.
Despite not being rich, his income is good.
Fortunately, this child's personality is still normal. Without doing anything, he can still earn some pocket money online. The income is good. His family believe in sheep style education, as long as this kid won't commit suicide. Everything is fine.
However, Wu Zimo who belongs to the shut-in garbage type of a human being in the eyes of his friends and relatives, is a great god in the other world.
In the world of hackers, God Mo is famous. He is an Idol being look up and many is begging to hold his thighs. Specially the most important thing about this big God Mo follow the three teachings so he will not commit outrageous crimes. He will never release trojan virus and attack servers. From time after time he helps out in creating anti-virus for public service.
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Therefore the hacker God MO is also famous in the Safety Supervision Department and sometimes the two sides will cooperate.
Today Wu Zi Mo is as usual sitting in front of the computer. Surfing in the internet. Looking around the network and viewing news to see the latest situation of the new film of his Male God.
Before it was rumored that his male god had a great chance to win this year's The Oscar's Best actor award. Wu Zi Mo, who is the male god's iron powder, feels honored.
But his good mood is overwhelmed by a black powder advertisement about his male God.
# Actor Li don't deserve to win the Best actor award#
#oscars ceremony racial discrimination to actor Li#
"HMMM! " seeing the slogan from the pop-up box, the bored Wu Zi Mo with the mouse in his hands, immediately exploded.
Wu Zimo is not just chasing star but a die hard fan and loyal to death to Li Yingdi. Not just because of the other person's handsome face but also because the other's character. As the first actor who prove himself not just to the whole country but also to the world. Both his words, deeds and his hardwork let foreign audiences know how strong and confident people from china can be.
Because of this some extreme racists are extremely hateful to Li Yingdi and the usual media wars are trivial.
In the foreign network, there are many black powder. Of course when encountering these black powder, Wu Zi Mo, the super-powerful iron powder will sure to counter attack.
Wu Zimo quickly opened his own plug-in and immediately contacted his foreign friends.
"Fox, what is the situation of my Male God?" The domestic media response speed is always slower than that of foreign countries.
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"Terrible, God MO, your male god is blackened by those sunspots!"
The other party is not nonsense, directly said things that should be said and Wu Zimo immediately blows up after listening.
This time the racist media are all aimed at their own male god. The M country hacker F who had previously fought with him on the Internet made a declaration. If the oscar award are handed over to the Oriental pig, he will give the oscars’s website a deadly virus.
Not only the hacker community but even the whole world knows how powerful the technology of the M country hacker F is.
His most brilliant record is that he hack the M national defense weapon network and no one ever caught him.
The emperor Wu Zi Mo and this person because of Li Yingdi had formed major contradiction. The F was extremely racist and believed that the white people's talent was a higher race and the colored people were inferior.
Wu Zi Mo fought against this person several times and won each so when he saw the other party's declaration. He said nothing about it.
"Brothers! Sisters! Kill the guy! Let's fight that stupid guy!"
This warfare can be described as a turbulent situation. Whether it is M or Z or some other onlookers. All the safety supervision departments have paid more attention and work overtime. They are afraid that these two masters will fight for fire and fish.
The web war was fierce and thrilling but the result was good. Wu Zimo’s victory this time did not mean that Wu Zimo also touched the real IP address of F.
Wu Zimo looked at a row of numbers on the computer screen, and his mouth showed a sinister smile.
"Hey F? You force me to do this! Now this brother will help force you to fly!" Got the IP address. Wu Zi Mo's finger on the keyboard punch enter to a mailbox number and then sent to this address.
"This time I will force you for real to go to the prison F"
Just when Wu Zi Mo was elated and had smirking face, the fingertip suddenly feels a numbness. As for what happened after, he can't remember anymore.
Looking outside the window and seeing the cars flying around. Unrealistic!
"So I died by the power leakage from the keyboard. I died from the leak electricity?" About his last memory before he dies, Wu Zimo give it a serious self reflection.
Hey! The keyboard is made of plastic! Even if it is a mechanical keyboard, it is still plastic! Your sister's leakage! You give Laozi a leak! I don't understand the insulator! Give you the Junior high school physics!
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