once we got home, my initial thought was to eat some real fucking food. but when i entered the misfits manor, i looked at the broken table. i had almost forgotten about the absolute mayhem that goes on. "damn." i mutter, shaking my head as i looked to the shards of glass. it's crazy to me how their life is so repetitive. like they come home, eat, play video games, probably jack off, then sleep. it's all just a giant circle. i'm not sure how eden thinks she can handle them by herself, after all, they did have two managers beforehand. also, it's insane on how they get over disastrous events in a matter of days. they are not human.

"alr-alri-alright-"

"fitz, i'm tryin to tell a funny fucking joke for once in my life!" mason shouts over cam, obviously irritated with his friends interruptions. "what to you call triplets that actually make it to the egg?" everyone shook their head in disapproval. "a three legged race."

"oh fuck off." swagger rolled his eyes and hopped onto the couch.

"hippity hoppity," everyone looked to cam as he chuckled lightly. "women are property." the boys all went into a laughing fit, including mason even though he was sulking over nobody laughing at his own joke.

"i'm heading to bed," i sigh. marching up the steps, my hand twists open cameron's bedroom door. "that was a hell of a road trip." my voice was hoarse from the amount of crying i had done on the trip.

feeling my phone vibrate lightly, i pushed it aside and decided to sleep instead. if it were one of the boys they could come get me if it was an emergency.

-

my eyes opened to the warm yellow rays of the morning sun. my body was soaking in the feeling, causing me to feel in an infinite bliss. "aye, get up we got a podcast to do!" mason barged in, pulling me away from my moment.

trudging to the room full of mics and christmas lights, my heart string were being yanked. last time i was here was when we had to tell the fans about jay and toby. "hey!" fitz yelled into the mic, startling all of us as we had only just got fully set up. "welcome back to the misfits podcast!" he was full on shouting and it was starting to irritate me. "rated five stars on itunes by cupcakedave. he says; plugged my phone into the car with my mom and she heard that i was listening to a bunch of guys talking about fucking bitches. 11/10 would recommend. that honestly is fantastic. i hope your mom is listening right now."

"that's unfortunate. have y'all ever done that? like not even with your mom but you plug your phone in and the porn you were watching earlier just sounds through the fucking speakers or some shit?" the australian questioned, his voice slurred a tad.

"no," they all answered in unison.

"anyway, i'm joined by my co-hosts, inotorious, aka matt." fitz just skipped over the whole ordeal and began the rest of his intro.

"what it do?" he threw up a peace sign, forgetting that no one could see him. i giggled lightly and watched as everyone shook their head at me.

"bald man zuckles, aka mason."

"huh?"

"swaggersouls, aka eric vivian mathews."

"oh fuck."

"our scuffed manager, eden."

"hey!" she announced in the most kawaii voice.

"and our girlfriend, audrey."

"oh, hi!" i was lost in thought, barely rendering what they had said about me.

"so, audrey," eden started. "there is a rumor going around that you are literally dating all of the boys." everyone did their own type of response, some sniffing and some clapping their hands together.

"oh for sure. nah, like honestly i am. i've fucked all of them." deciding to trick the fans, i went along with their little rumors. "also, who said it was only the boys? leaving eden out like that..."

"she's fucking gay!" mason cried, pretending to be in complete distraught.

"of course, have you even seen her? i'm in love man." they all spat in disgust, acting like eden was the most ugly person they have ever seen.

"on another hand, we just got back from a camping trip." fitz coughed away from the mic. "w-wha-what would you guys say about that?" he talks too damn fast that he can't even get his damn sentence out.

"it was alright." swagger commented. "probably not the best but it was better than the last one." we all hummed in response. "i mean, i did make audrey spill hot spaghetti all over herself."

"you're in asshole." i seethed, remembering the burning in my legs. "no, i had an awful time for some reason."

"mind explaining?" cam pushed.

"i just-just got sick. and not so sound weird or anything but some of y'all were being inconsiderate assholes."

"woah, woah, woah, woah, woah, bitch!" swags stopped me, throwing his hands around as he tried to process what i just said. "no, you were the one being an asshole."

"oi, shut the hell up guys."

"sorry, thats was inappropriate. guys. i didn't-didn't." my sentences were becoming more glitchy with each sentence i was trying to push out. "i was joking because of when swagger poured my food." chuckling, i tried to fight the tension. "and when mason woke me up early in the morning to go down to the food court." mason nods and gives a little hum. "or when fitz made horrible dad jokes."

"hey, hey! my dad jokes are amazing!" cam interjected.

"of course they are, sweetie!" i comment, pointing at him with a wink. "anyway, beside that it was the most scuffed trip ever."

"just so you know, this was all your guys' fault, i had everything planned out." eden defended herself, giggling as she did so. "you guys just all got ducking wasted and high so you didn't even know what was going on half the time."

"no true, i was perfectly fine when we got there," swags said. "it was the night where fitz started playing spongebob songs on his guitar that i got super fucking high."

"so, since this is everyone's first time meeting eden, why don't we do a little kawaii, q and a?" cam suggested, pulling out his phone and searching for questions to ask.

"sounds ultra mega fun!" she was trying so hard to be anime. "i'm joking." she laughed along with the others.

furrowing my brows, i looked to my lap. have i lost my spark? where is my laughter and my smiles? why am i stuttering so much?

"oh! okay..." cam started, his finger raising as he looked at his twitter. "so we have questions for the whole crew."

"sounds wonderful." matt sighed.

"so, first off," cam coughed lightly as he went to read out the question. "audrey, who in the group would you want to fuck the most?" thinking, my brain couldn't handle the question.

"audrey?" mason asked, waving his hand in front of my face.

"i'm thinking, idiot." pinching the bridge of my nose, my eyes scan the table. "cameron for sure," i wink. "you know what they say about people with a big shoe size." everyone choked back laughter. "but second would most likely be swagger."

"damn." mason mumbled as a joke, snickering soon afterward.

"thursday night, baby. you and me," cam chuckled.