awaking from my nap, i heard mason chuckling. lifting myself up from the hard surface under me, i rubbed my eyes and glare at zuckles. "what the hell are you laughing about, cunt?" i question, staring down to my pillow which just happened to be cam.

"you're too oblivious, mate." he continued to giggle like a little girl whilst he stood by the door that was meant to block out unwanted guests. my eyes inspect fitz and my eyes land on something that was just wanting to be set free. shaking my head, i stood from his bed and heard as he groaned himself awake. i smacked mason's arm with all playfulness intended.

"audrey?" cam questioned as he heard me scolding zuckles for barging into the room. "oh fuck." he spoke to himself, taking notice in the tightness in his pants. he grabbed a pillow and placed it over his pants, pretending like nothing happened. "hey-uh- hows matt doing?" he inquired, discarding what he just found out about himself.

"oh, mate he's totally fucked. came out of his room mumbling something about some chick named eden. said he needed to go get something from the store after that." mason stopped to laugh at himself for the memories that laced his fragile mind. "he didn't even make it down the stairs, let alone the fucking store." cam shook his head and rubbed his temples. eden, like the girl from the pub we went to the other night?

"i got to take a shower." he groaned, continuing to rub his head. "sorry, audrey. i'm leaving you with that dipshit for a while." he padded off to his bathroom, obviously in discomfort as he pulled at his jeans.

"man, i got video of cam getting a fucking boner, cunt." mason chuckled and ran out of the room. "with your hand all over it!" i looked to my hand with disgust as i chased mason down the stairs.

"you sick bastard, delete that right now!" i ordered, somehow almost catching him. "mason," i warned. i took the jump and we landed on the couch behind us. "dammit." he didn't seem to ever stop moving. his hands raised, arching for my waist as he began to tickle me, showing no mercy as i cried for him to stop. my laughter was louder and louder by the minute and tears streamed down my face. "m-mas." i couldn't get words out from my constant giggles.

he threw me off and was swift enough to get away again. sprinting to his room, he slammed the door and locked it. typical child move. i turned to face the tv and watched as swagger played some odd game. i had no idea what it was, but it had something to do with anime girls wearing revealing tops. "what the fuck is this?" swags turned to me with a frustrated face.

"it's fucking hunie pop, you uncultured swine." he huffed and turned back to the screen as he played the mini games involved. "gotta get my anime bitches!" rolling my eyes, i tumble off of the couch and make my way back up the stairs.

nearing mason's door, my face instantly covered in red as i heard the faint noises of something i can't explain without being out of my comfort zone. well, zuckles will be zuckles. knocking on cam's door, my eyes moved back over to mason's as i heard a deep groan. "come in." cam shouts. i open the door and saw him sitting on his bed whilst he played on his phone. he wore the same sweatshirt he allowed me to borrow the night of the party. "sup." i jump onto his bed and lay next to him.

"wHaT iT dO?" i mimicked matt as i threw up multiple peace signs. cam couldn't help but let out multiple chuckles at my horrible impression. my phone buzzed, and i instantly picked it up seeing a follower request for my personal account.

@gtfo.eden wants to follow you

i accept, knowing it was the girl from the bar the other night. she seemed chill.

🧸

"she's really pretty." fitz gushed as he looked over my shoulder at the woman. "like really pretty." he mumbled again. my eyes switched to gaze into his eyes, but they were focused on my phone. "you know her?"

"i met her at the bar last night." i confessed and exited her account. "she seemed cool." cam nods and went back to looking at his phone while i just stared at him. "cam, i'm terribly bored." i whined and poked his plushy cheek.

"well, i guess we have to do the podcast for this week... i think it's time we do it." he suggested and turned to me. his hands placed on my shoulder and he shoved me off of his bed.

"hey!" i complained as my body rolled onto the floor. "rude."

-

we all sat around the table as lights streamed around the room and mics decorated the table in front of us. "welcome back to the misfits podcast. rated 5 stars by gloomyknightstorm on itunes, saying- this podcast good like pussy." we all went into a tiny fit of laughter as the comment was read aloud. "i'm joined today by my annoying friends. inotorious, aka matt."

"what it do?" i tried so hard not to continue my laughter when i heard his greeting, and i saw fitz look over to me with a sparkle in his eyes.

"tobyonthetele, aka toby." we all looked to cam as he realized his mistake. "fuck." he sighed, rubbing his face with the palms of his hands. "the man swaggersouls himself."

"that's right, that's me." he chuckled as he drank his beer.

"and bald man zuckles, aka mason." we all looked to mason as he finished chugging down his beer.

"good day." we all sat in lull for a minute, everyone forgetting to introduce me.

"and, our dear friend audrey. or xflameofhell on twitch. we have no fucking clue what she does, and it seems she doesn't either. we know damn well that she isn't a gamer but..."

"okay, first off, screw you." i giggled, flipping him off from behind the mics. "i do play video games some times, you dick."

"a girl gamer!?" swagger gasped, pretending to be shocked.