"Hold on. You mean to tell me that your ass is pregnant again?" Arabella asked her best friend.

"Yep," Daphne smiled proudly.

"Bitch, your vagina is gonna be looking like the ones on those porn stars after this one," Arabella told her.

"Oh my God! Shut the hell up!" Daphne laughed. Arabella joined in on the laughter.

"She's right, Daphne. Your shit will be looking like an abyss after that baby comes," Regina agreed.

"Y'all need to stop," Daphne laughed.

"It's gonna be worse than an abyss, it'll be looking like the back end of this turkey," Marcela joked.

"Eww! I don't need these visuals in my mind," Chastity said.

"Me either," Armani grimaced. The rest of the women cackled in the kitchen.

"It's not my fault I keep getting pregnant. Every time I get the pills, Sam just throws them out," Daphne said as she calmed down.

"Well you need to get your tubes tied and he needs to get a vasectomy," Regina said.

"I know and I've tried talking to his ass about it, but he just lays down the pipe and I forget about it," Daphne told her.

"Well you need to tell his horny ass to stop," Marcela replied.

"How? The man just makes it hard for me to tell him to stop," Daphne said.

"Especially in the bedroom," Arabella mutteeed to Armani. Armani spit out the water she was drinking to laugh.

"I've tried telling him to stop there, but he just keeps going till I pass out," Daphne remarked.

"Oh my God. Sam really is laying that pipe," Chastity murmured.

"You blessed soul," Marcela sighed.

"How the hell am I blessed if he keeps making me pass out?" Daphne asked.

"Bryson used to do that, but it's just me and this sweet cootie cat putting him to sleep," Chastity smirked.

"Umm....ew," Daphne scrunched her nose up.

"Damn. Well Fredrick puts me to sleep and vice versa," Arabella spoke up.

"Tommy don't do that shit for me anymore," Regina grumbled.

"Elijah might be a shy ass motherfucker on the outside, but let me tell you that this man lays the pipe like it's his job," Armani said.

"Now I've been wondering about Elijah for a long time," Daphne said.

"Why were you wondering?" Armani asked.

"I was wondering if he was soft and sweet to you in the bedroom or rough and fast," Daphne replied.

"Ohh. Both. He didn't really show that side of him until the second night," Armani informed.

"Second night of what?" Arabella asked.

"Second night of our honeymoon," Armani answered.

"Oh yeah I forgot. You guys wait till marriage with your little pure asses," Arabella said.

"Shut the hell up," Armani rolled her eyes.

"There ain't nothing with waiting till marriage. There's only a select few in this room who didn't," Regina chuckled. All eyes fell on Arabella and Daphne.

"I have an excuse," Daphne said.

"What's the excuse?" Chastity asked.

"Sam are my pussy real good," Daphne answered. Everyone rolled their eyes and Daphne and Arabella laughed.

"What's your excuse, Arabella?" Marcela inquired.

"My excuse is that Fredrick put my ass in my place one day with a couple of strokes and a smack on the ass," Arabella smirked.

"Y'all some immoral ass people," Regina joked. Daphne and Arabella laughed.

"Anyways. Guess who sent me a Christmas card?" Marcela announced.

"Who?" Everyone asked.

"Sidney."

"What the fuck does she want?" Daphne asked.

"She was just wishing me and my family a Merry Christmas. She wrote a little message and even had a photo of her, her husband, and kids in there too," Marcela informed.

"I'm surprised a man loves her enough to give her children," Arabella said.

"The kids are cute and all. I sent them some presents or whatever, but that was it," Marcela told them.

"Well that's very nice of you," Armani replied.

"It really is," Daphne agreed.

"So what's wrong with her husband?" Arabella asked.

"Nothing is wrong with him, however, the surprising thing about him is that he isn't rich at all," Regina added.

"He isn't?" Daphne asked in surprise.

"No he isn't. In fact, he's just a construction worker," Marcela replied.

"It was surprising to me when I heard about him from grandma," Regina added.

"But that's what she gets for marrying people for their money. She ended up with a man who doesn't come from a rich family and who doesn't own a big house with expensive cars," Chastity said.

"I bet Diane was furious," Daphne responded.

"She was. In fact, she disowned Sidney," Marcela informed.

"For marrying a construction worker? That lady is a real, bitter ass bitch," Arabella grimaced.

"That's her own fault. She's the one who decided to be that way and she's the one who will continue to be that way until the day she dies," Daphne simply stated.

"Ain't that the truth," Armani agreed.

"Enough about those two, let's finish heating up this food so we can enjoy our Christmas," Chastity spoke up.

The rest of the night was filled with laughter, good food, games, and just family coming together for a very special Christmas dinner.