Hello, everybody! My name is Drew Tanaka, daughter of Aphrodite. I am obviously the most gorgeous person in all of the world. Who else would be? I am in the Aphrodite cabin, fixing up my makeup. It's only 3rd hour of sitting in front of a mirror staring at my beautiful self! Once I am finally satisfied with my appearance, I step outside into the warm summer air.

I sigh happily as I scan the Camp field for any new, potential boyfriends. Then I spot Percy Jackson. Percy is the guy everyone wants to date, he's brave, protective, funny, sarcastic, sweet, and of course cute. I start walking towards him, my face in a coat of makeup and my hair stiff with hairspray. My clothing may show a lot, but don't guys like that?

"Hey Percy," I drawl, putting my hand on his arm.

He turns to me and gives me a disgusted look that he tries to hide, "Uh, hi Drew." His gorgeous sea green eyes meet my brown ones for a second.

I can feel him tense under my grip, so I try to keep him talking, "So....I must say that was SUPER brave how you saved the world and everything."

Percy rubs the back of his neck, "Uh yeah." I giggle and twirl a piece of my unnaturally hard hair around my finger. My grip tightens on Percy's bicep,

"Wow, you have a lot of muscle. You must train REALLY hard." Percy shrugs off my arm and backs away,

"It was nice talking to you Drew but I have to meet someone..."

"Oh, I'm sure Grover can wait!" I squeal before jumping on him. I land on top of him and start to lean in when....

"Drew, get OFF of my boyfriend!" A stern voice calls out.

I decided to ignore it, but as soon as I try to kiss my soon-to-be boyfriend again, a force shoves me off of Percy. I land roughly, right in a mud puddle....face-first. I sit up and wipe mud from my eyes, "AGH! MY CLOTHES ARE RUINED! MY MAKEUP IS RUINED! MY HAIR IS RUINED! MY KISS IS RUINED!!" I scream. I stand up and try to locate the idiot who decided to mess with me when I come face to face with two stormy gray eyes. Annabeth.

"Oh, A-Annabeth. I was trying to flirt with Percy, but you ruined it!" I yell at her face. She glares at me and I feel myself shrink a little.

"Hook up with Percy? Really? Well, in case you were too busy stuck inside your cabin making yourself look like a clown, Percy and I are dating." I almost laugh. Percy and Annabeth? Could there be a worse match?

I laugh coldly, "Haha, funny joke Annabeth. As if Percy would ever date someone like . Have you seen yourself? You're just someone who needs to date Percy because you want power. Well, newsflash, no one will ever like YOU. No one will ever love you-" Annabeth slaps me, hard. Tears swim in my eyes when I look up at her in shock.

"How dare you touch me!" I yell, but I just see her tears already falling as she runs to the Athena cabin. Percy gives me a glare almost as scary as Annabeth's and runs after her. I'm left standing there, muddy, and a complete mess, with a red handprint on my left cheek. Great. Just great.

Later that day, after I've recovered and fixed myself up again, I go for a walk on the beach. That was a mistake. I see Percy and Annabeth sitting on a towel. They kiss before Annabeth leans into Percy's shoulder. I make a gasping, strangled sort of sound. They both turn, notice me, shoot a glare that could turn me to ashes in a matter of seconds, get up, and walk away.

I stand there stunned at the new couple. That is how I met Percabeth.