I can't believe the nerve of that Miguel. He broke up with me over FaceTime. FACETIME! I mean, what the heck?!?! One minute we were having a nice conversation, the next thing I know I am throwing my phone across the room. Not my finest moment considering that my phone won't turn on now. I storm into Central Park. Under my favorite tree is a couple around 20 years old. I sigh. This is really not my day. I turn to leave when I hear the girl give a little shriek. The black haired boy that was holding her hand is now down on one knee. My heart gives a little thump. Is he proposing?!?!?!?!? I watch fascinated as he asks her.

"Wise Girl, you have been in my life for almost 10 years, and we have been dating for almost 5. I want to keep you safe and happy. Will you do me the biggest honor and marry me?"

The blonde girl stares into his sea green eyes with her wide gray ones.

"YES SEAWEED BRAIN! OF COURSE! DO YOU THINK I WOULD SAY NO!?!?!?" He scoops up her and they share a long passionate kiss. I stare at them happily. I walk up and say one word.

"Congratulations."