❝ hyung, i'm boreddd ❞

❝ did taehyung leave you for jungkook again? ❞

❝ maybe... ❞

❝ you only come to me when taehyung isn't here, how rude coming from a precious dongsaseng ❞

❝ no hyung! that isn't true ❞

❝ you wound me, jimin ❞

❝ you're ridiculous ❞

❝ and so is asking hyung for favors only when their best friend leaves them ❞

❝ hyungg ❞

❝ don't wanna hear it, minnie ❞

❝ hyung, let's go to the bar again. let's go have fun, you always stay in the dorm all day ❞

❝ no thanks, jimin. if you want to go, ask your best friend. ❞

❝ but you are my best friend. ❞

❝ you're just saying that, min. i'll call up taehyung if it means you leave me alone. ❞

❝ really?! thanks hyung! ❞

❝ hmph best friend, my ass. ❞