(Y/N): How far from London are we?

Mitch: Half an hour left, then we'll be there.

Meggy: Great.

Saiko: You okay down there, Crystal?

Crystal: Yep! I'm fine.

Dylan: Saiko's been acting more concerned about Crystal recently. Why's that?

(Y/N): It's because she's now dealing with some stuff. Like morning sickness and extreme fatigue.

Tari: So, she shouldn't be lifting the RV then...

Crystal: Tari, I promise I will be okay. I may be pregnant, but I don't get tired that easily.

Tari: Okie dokey!

B0b: HeY, (Y/N)! wAnT tO pLaY mOnOpOlY wItH uS?

Mario: This shit is so fun!

(Y/N): Sure, I'll join in!

Meggy: Same here! Let's do this!

Mario: Boooooiiiiiiiiiii!!!

(Meanwhile...)

Infinite: Damn... How am I gonna escape? Surely there HAS to be something I can use...

???: Hey.

Infinite looked up, and saw someone in another cell.

???: I can help you get out.

Infinite: Huh? How?

???: Here, take these. You'll need em more than I will.

The person threw a paperclip and a blueprint of the building to Infinite, as the jackal caught them and smiled.

Infinite: Thanks! Actually, who even are you?

Old Man: I'M AN OLD MAN!

Infinite: Uhhh...

Old Man: Honey, have you seen my keys...?

Infinite picklocked the cell door, and kicked it open.

Old Man: Bye, sonny!

Infinite: Bye...?

The jackal walked out of the room, and was met by a terrifying sight.

Infinite: W-what... The... Actual f-fuck...?

In front of him, was a supermassive Metal Gear RAY, prepared to go out and cause major devastation.

Infinite: Not again... This Metal Gear is WAY bigger than the others... Those two are insane!

Voices echoed from behind, as Infinite quickly hid in a cardboard box. He peeked out and saw SMG3 and Desti walking into the room.

Desti: I can't wait to use this thing!

SMG3: It is complete. Once the heroes arrive here, we'll launch out our greatest weapon ever created.

Desti: But first... Let's send tons of our robots out to cause some chaos here.

SMG3: Good idea, my love. Boys?

Robots: SIR, YES SIR?!

SMG3: Move out, and do some damage!

Robots: SIR, YES SIR!

The robots began running out of the building, as they spread out into London.

Infinite: Shit...! That's not good...!

SMG3: Huh?

Infinite: Oh, crap-

Desti shot the cardboard box, sending Infinite flying out of it.

Infinite: GAH!

Desti: There you are! Now...

SMG3 grabbed Infinite by the neck, and punched him with the Gauntlet.

Infinite: FUCK! My powers!

SMG3: Now you can't interfere, you weakling.

Desti: Go on ahead, run along and tell your friends about our plan!

Infinite: Damn it... We'll wreck your plan, you assholes!

SMG3: Just you try!

Infinite grabbed his sword as he ran outside, and saw the robots attacking people.

Robot 1: GET OVER HERE!!!

Robot 2: FUCK EM UP!!!

Guy 1: HELP!

Guy 2: No, please! I mean no harm!

Infinite: Hey, leave them alone!

Robot 1: Oh, look who it is!

Robot 2: Let's get him!

The robots charged at Infinite, he lifted his sword and started to fight.

Infinite: I may of lost my powers, but I haven't lost my strength!

(Back with you...)

(Y/N): Guys...?

Meggy: Yes, sweetie?

(Y/N): Why is there fire coming from London?

Mitch: Wait, what?

(Y/N): Look...

Everyone looked out of the windows to see smoke filling the air.

Bowser: Oh, shit!

Saiko: It must be SMG3 and Desti again!

Toad: You guys can stop them on your own. I'm reading.

Luigi: TOAD! Now's not the time!

Mario: If you don't help, I'll tie you up and get your girlfriend!

Toad's eyes widened, as he started getting Vietnam flashbacks.

Saiko: Well?

Toad: OH FOR GODS SAKE! FINE! I'LL HELP!

(Y/N): Alright! Crystal, land us on that building there!

Crystal: You got it!

Tari: Umm... There's something coming towards us...

Meggy: What?

A helicopter approached the RV, and started firing at it.

(Y/N): OH, SHIT!

Meggy: HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!

Luigi: FISHY!

Fishy Boopkins: What is it-

Luigi grabbed Fishy Boopkins, and started stuffing cannonballs into his mouth.

Fishy Boopkins: *Muffled* AHHH!

(Y/N): Alright! And... FIRE!

Luigi punched Fishy Boopkins in the stomach, as the cannonballs went flying out of his mouth and towards the helicopter.

Robot 3: Well, I'm fucked.

The cannonballs hit the helicopter, making it explode, but not before it fired one last missile.

Crystal: Oh, no!

(Y/N): Crystal, quick-

The missile exploded in front of the RV, sending Crystal and everybody inside the RV flying.

Mario: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!

SMG4: I CAN'T DIE HERE! I HAVE SO MANY MEMES TO LIVE FOR!

Crystal: Hang on, guys! I got you!

(Y/N): HURRY, PLEASEEEEEEE!!!

Crystal turned into her Super form, and clapped her hands, when everyone suddenly started to float.

Bowser: Wow! I'm flying!

Tari: Ooooooooh...

Saiko: Crystal, what did you just do?

Super Crystal: Oh, it's another one of my tricks. I can charge energy, and make people float. Although I mainly use it for combat situations to send my opponents flying into the sky, and drop them.

Mario: Whoa.

(Y/N): Anyways, let's head down there!

Super Crystal slowly descended, as everyone landed safely on the ground.

Luigi: MAMA MIA!

Meggy: There's so many robots here!

(Y/N): Well, we better get rid of em! Weapons out!

Toad: WE WON'T LET THOSE FUCKERS TAKE THIS LAND!

Robot 4: I see people!

Robot 5: Kill them for SMG3 and Desti!

Super Crystal: Bring it, you bastards!

Before the robots could attack, Infinite landed in front of everyone and stabbed the ground with his sword, creating a shockwave which sent all of the robots flying.

Infinite: Hey, guys!

(Y/N): Infinite!

Meggy: Thank god you're okay!

Super Crystal hugged Infinite tightly, and kissed him on the lips.

Meggy: Aww...

Super Crystal: Hey, honey...

Infinite: Sorry about that, sweetheart... I made you worried sick...

Super Crystal: It's fine... I'm just happy you're back with me again.

Toad: Enough of the hugs and kisses! More of those bitches are coming!

B0b: BrInG iT oN yOu ScRuBs!

Bowser: Time... To FRY!

You took your Splattershot out, and cracked your neck.

(Y/N): Let's go!

Mitch: For London!

You and the others began fighting the crowd, as SMG3 and Desti watched from top of a building.

SMG3: Here they are.

Desti: Now, let's enjoy the show while we wait for the Metal Gear RAY to activate.

SMG3: Alrighty, babe-

A portal opened behind the heroes, as Antasma, Risky Boots, Lost and Blackfang walked out of it.

Antasma: Care for a few more to join the fun?

Infinite: Hell yeah.

SMG3: WHAT?! No one said anything about extra help!

Desti: This is bullshit!

(Let's fight these bastards off and save London!)

(Mario: FOR NARNIA!)

(Wot?)

Anyways, lata!