《Meggy X Reader: In Real Life》Chapter 9: Robo Chaos
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(Y/N): How far from London are we?
Mitch: Half an hour left, then we'll be there.
Meggy: Great.
Saiko: You okay down there, Crystal?
Crystal: Yep! I'm fine.
Dylan: Saiko's been acting more concerned about Crystal recently. Why's that?
(Y/N): It's because she's now dealing with some stuff. Like morning sickness and extreme fatigue.
Tari: So, she shouldn't be lifting the RV then...
Crystal: Tari, I promise I will be okay. I may be pregnant, but I don't get tired that easily.
Tari: Okie dokey!
B0b: HeY, (Y/N)! wAnT tO pLaY mOnOpOlY wItH uS?
Mario: This shit is so fun!
(Y/N): Sure, I'll join in!
Meggy: Same here! Let's do this!
Mario: Boooooiiiiiiiiiii!!!
(Meanwhile...)
Infinite: Damn... How am I gonna escape? Surely there HAS to be something I can use...
???: Hey.
Infinite looked up, and saw someone in another cell.
???: I can help you get out.
Infinite: Huh? How?
???: Here, take these. You'll need em more than I will.
The person threw a paperclip and a blueprint of the building to Infinite, as the jackal caught them and smiled.
Infinite: Thanks! Actually, who even are you?
Old Man: I'M AN OLD MAN!
Infinite: Uhhh...
Old Man: Honey, have you seen my keys...?
Infinite picklocked the cell door, and kicked it open.
Old Man: Bye, sonny!
Infinite: Bye...?
The jackal walked out of the room, and was met by a terrifying sight.
Infinite: W-what... The... Actual f-fuck...?
In front of him, was a supermassive Metal Gear RAY, prepared to go out and cause major devastation.
Infinite: Not again... This Metal Gear is WAY bigger than the others... Those two are insane!
Voices echoed from behind, as Infinite quickly hid in a cardboard box. He peeked out and saw SMG3 and Desti walking into the room.
Desti: I can't wait to use this thing!
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SMG3: It is complete. Once the heroes arrive here, we'll launch out our greatest weapon ever created.
Desti: But first... Let's send tons of our robots out to cause some chaos here.
SMG3: Good idea, my love. Boys?
Robots: SIR, YES SIR?!
SMG3: Move out, and do some damage!
Robots: SIR, YES SIR!
The robots began running out of the building, as they spread out into London.
Infinite: Shit...! That's not good...!
SMG3: Huh?
Infinite: Oh, crap-
Desti shot the cardboard box, sending Infinite flying out of it.
Infinite: GAH!
Desti: There you are! Now...
SMG3 grabbed Infinite by the neck, and punched him with the Gauntlet.
Infinite: FUCK! My powers!
SMG3: Now you can't interfere, you weakling.
Desti: Go on ahead, run along and tell your friends about our plan!
Infinite: Damn it... We'll wreck your plan, you assholes!
SMG3: Just you try!
Infinite grabbed his sword as he ran outside, and saw the robots attacking people.
Robot 1: GET OVER HERE!!!
Robot 2: FUCK EM UP!!!
Guy 1: HELP!
Guy 2: No, please! I mean no harm!
Infinite: Hey, leave them alone!
Robot 1: Oh, look who it is!
Robot 2: Let's get him!
The robots charged at Infinite, he lifted his sword and started to fight.
Infinite: I may of lost my powers, but I haven't lost my strength!
(Back with you...)
(Y/N): Guys...?
Meggy: Yes, sweetie?
(Y/N): Why is there fire coming from London?
Mitch: Wait, what?
(Y/N): Look...
Everyone looked out of the windows to see smoke filling the air.
Bowser: Oh, shit!
Saiko: It must be SMG3 and Desti again!
Toad: You guys can stop them on your own. I'm reading.
Luigi: TOAD! Now's not the time!
Mario: If you don't help, I'll tie you up and get your girlfriend!
Toad's eyes widened, as he started getting Vietnam flashbacks.
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Saiko: Well?
Toad: OH FOR GODS SAKE! FINE! I'LL HELP!
(Y/N): Alright! Crystal, land us on that building there!
Crystal: You got it!
Tari: Umm... There's something coming towards us...
Meggy: What?
A helicopter approached the RV, and started firing at it.
(Y/N): OH, SHIT!
Meggy: HEY! WHAT'S THE BIG IDEA?!
Luigi: FISHY!
Fishy Boopkins: What is it-
Luigi grabbed Fishy Boopkins, and started stuffing cannonballs into his mouth.
Fishy Boopkins: *Muffled* AHHH!
(Y/N): Alright! And... FIRE!
Luigi punched Fishy Boopkins in the stomach, as the cannonballs went flying out of his mouth and towards the helicopter.
Robot 3: Well, I'm fucked.
The cannonballs hit the helicopter, making it explode, but not before it fired one last missile.
Crystal: Oh, no!
(Y/N): Crystal, quick-
The missile exploded in front of the RV, sending Crystal and everybody inside the RV flying.
Mario: SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTTTTTTTTT!!!
SMG4: I CAN'T DIE HERE! I HAVE SO MANY MEMES TO LIVE FOR!
Crystal: Hang on, guys! I got you!
(Y/N): HURRY, PLEASEEEEEEE!!!
Crystal turned into her Super form, and clapped her hands, when everyone suddenly started to float.
Bowser: Wow! I'm flying!
Tari: Ooooooooh...
Saiko: Crystal, what did you just do?
Super Crystal: Oh, it's another one of my tricks. I can charge energy, and make people float. Although I mainly use it for combat situations to send my opponents flying into the sky, and drop them.
Mario: Whoa.
(Y/N): Anyways, let's head down there!
Super Crystal slowly descended, as everyone landed safely on the ground.
Luigi: MAMA MIA!
Meggy: There's so many robots here!
(Y/N): Well, we better get rid of em! Weapons out!
Toad: WE WON'T LET THOSE FUCKERS TAKE THIS LAND!
Robot 4: I see people!
Robot 5: Kill them for SMG3 and Desti!
Super Crystal: Bring it, you bastards!
Before the robots could attack, Infinite landed in front of everyone and stabbed the ground with his sword, creating a shockwave which sent all of the robots flying.
Infinite: Hey, guys!
(Y/N): Infinite!
Meggy: Thank god you're okay!
Super Crystal hugged Infinite tightly, and kissed him on the lips.
Meggy: Aww...
Super Crystal: Hey, honey...
Infinite: Sorry about that, sweetheart... I made you worried sick...
Super Crystal: It's fine... I'm just happy you're back with me again.
Toad: Enough of the hugs and kisses! More of those bitches are coming!
B0b: BrInG iT oN yOu ScRuBs!
Bowser: Time... To FRY!
You took your Splattershot out, and cracked your neck.
(Y/N): Let's go!
Mitch: For London!
You and the others began fighting the crowd, as SMG3 and Desti watched from top of a building.
SMG3: Here they are.
Desti: Now, let's enjoy the show while we wait for the Metal Gear RAY to activate.
SMG3: Alrighty, babe-
A portal opened behind the heroes, as Antasma, Risky Boots, Lost and Blackfang walked out of it.
Antasma: Care for a few more to join the fun?
Infinite: Hell yeah.
SMG3: WHAT?! No one said anything about extra help!
Desti: This is bullshit!
(Let's fight these bastards off and save London!)
(Mario: FOR NARNIA!)
(Wot?)
Anyways, lata!
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