Infinite: Phew...

(Y/N): Dang... Is that all of them?

Antasma: Looks like it...

Lost: I think we exhausted their numbers for now.

Crystal: Let's just keep our guard up.

Meggy: Yeah.

SMG3: BULLSHAT! The robots did nothing at all!

Desti: Well, it's time... To bring out the big boy!

SMG3: Yes...

The Octoling held a device out, and pressed a button on it.

(Y/N): HEY! I see SMG3 and Desti up there!

Risky Boots: Oh, you are SO going to get it!

Antasma: Get them, my love!

Desti: Oh my god, I'm so scared!

Risky Boots: I'm gonna tear ya into pieces-

A loud roar suddenly echoed across London, causing the ground to shake.

(Y/N): MY EARS!

Meggy: What was that?!?!

Infinite: I have no idea! What do you guys have planned?!

SMG3: Oh, you'll see...

Policeman 1: Hey! There's the escaped criminal!

Policeman 2: Get him!

(Y/N): HEY! Stop for a second! Infinite was framed!

Policeman 1: Is that so? Move out of the way, kiddo. He's going back to prison.

???: Oh, not if I have anything to say about it!

Everyone turned around to see Luna walking out of a portal.

Mitch: Luna?

SMG3: HOW MANY OF YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE THERE?!

Luna took her phone out of her pocket, and showed a video.

Policeman 1: Huh?

(Y/N): Lawyer Luna is back at it again!

The video showed SMG3 and Desti breaking through glass, and stealing the Crown Jewels.

Infinite: SEE?! SEE?!

Crystal: Does that convince you?!

Meggy: Infinite did not do it!

Policeman 2: So... We were lied to... SMG3 and Desti! Get down from that building this instant!

Desti: Damn puppy!

Crystal: Hey, you insult my daughter again, I will shock you until you explode into bloody pieces.

Mario: DAMNNNNNNNNNNN!

Infinite: *Thoughts: Wow... She's so badass and hot...*

SMG3: YOU'LL NEVER TAKE US ALIVE, PIGS-

(Y/N): HOLY SHIT, WHAT THE FUCK IS THAT?!

Blackfang: What- OH GOD!

The Metal Gear RAY was in front of everybody, giving off a cold stare.

Infinite: H-how big is that thing...?

Luna: Hmm... By the looks of it... Eighty meters tall!

Meggy: WHAT?!

Dylan: DAS A HUGE BITCH!

Desti: We won't fall so easily! Metal Gear RAY, get them!

Policeman 1: THAT'S IT! WE'RE CALLIN' IN THE MILITARY!

(Y/N): Bring it on, you beast!

Infinite: Guys, since my powers were taken away, I can't really do much... BUT! I do have an idea.

Crystal: Huh? What is it, honey?

Infinite: You'll see! Be back in a few minutes!

As the Jackal sped off, everyone flew up to the Metal Gear RAY and started unleashing everything they had.

Antasma: I'm gonna cut yo big face off!

Lost: Fuck! This thing has very strong armor!

Antasma and Risky Boots slashed at the Metal Gear RAY multiple times, but it didn't even leave a scratch.

Risky Boots: HUH?!

Crystal: Oh, come on!

A barrage of missiles emerged from the back of the Metal Gear RAY, and flew towards Antasma and Risky Boots.

Antasma: OH GOD, THAT IS A MISSILE!

(Y/N): I gotcha!

You grabbed two of the missiles, and threw them at the head of the Metal Gear RAY which caused an explosion.

Meggy: Nice one, (Y/N)!

Antasma and Risky Boots avoided the rest of the missiles, as they hit the ground and blew up.

SMG3: Two missiles won't easily destroy our Metal Gear RAY!

Lost: Well, shite!

The Metal Gear RAY hit Antasma and Risky Boots with it's tail, sending the two flying across London.

Crystal: Crap!

Blackfang climbed up the back of the Metal Gear RAY, as more missiles flew towards him.

Luigi: Watch out!

Blackfang: I got this!

Desti: You won't defeat us!

Blackfang grabbed one of the missiles and jammed it into the Metal Gear RAYs eye.

(Y/N): Whoa!

Metal Gear RAY: MY EYES!!! MY EYES!!!

Everyone laughed, as the steel behemoth opened it's mouth and charged up a laser.

Meggy: Carp!

Antasma: Move it!

SMG3: FIRE!

Metal Gear RAY: IMMA FIRIN' MAH LAZOR!!!

(Y/N): Shit!

The laser sped towards everyone, suddenly Infinite came out of nowhere and deflected the laser with his sword.

Desti: WAT?!

(Y/N): Infinite! Thanks for the... Save...

Infinite was now the same size as the Metal Gear RAY.

Crystal: Wow...

Meggy: Infinite, how did you do that to yourself?

Infinite: Oh, I quickly went back to the house, apparently SB123 Mario's Power-Up box got sucked into the portal as well, so I grabbed a Mega Mushroom!

SMG3 Ah, come on! No fair!

(Y/N): This is gonna be good.

Infinite: Come on, bolt brain! Let's see what you got!

The two giants charged at each other and began to brawl.

Lost: Damn. We got a Kaiju battle!

Mario: Hey, does anyone have any popcorn or spaghetti?

Mitch: I do!

Dylan: Pass it over.

You put a pair of 3D glasses on and cheered.

Infinite: Gotcha, bitch!

The jackal suplexed the Metal Gear RAY, which stunned it.

SMG3: Hey!

Meggy: Haha!

The Metal Gear RAY quickly got back up and tackled Infinite with it's tail.

Infinite: Oof!

Desti: Get him!

Infinite: Uh uh uh!

(Y/N): Watch the tail!

Infinite dodged the Metal Gear RAY's tail, and cut off one of it's arms with his sword, making it screech.

SMG3: HUH?!

(Y/N): Alright, way to go Infinite!

Crystal's eyes had turned into hearts.

B0b: UhHh...

Fishy Boopkins: Crystal, you okay?

Crystal: He's so dreamy...

Meggy: *Giggle*

The Metal Gear RAY kicked Infinite in the pingas.

Infinite: *Head shrinks* AAAAHHHHHH!!!

SMG3: Nice one, RAY! Now, fire the laser again!

Crystal: I need to help him!

Saiko: Hold on, Crystal! Wait!

(Y/N): What's she doing?

Crystal clenched her hand into a fist, as her eyes glowed light-blue.

Infinite: Oh!

SMG3: Whatever you're gonna do, it won't work!

Crystal: Is that so?!

Tari: The Metal Gear is coming towards us!

Desti: You ain't gonna do... Shiiiiiiit! You ain't gonna do, shiiiiiit! You, ain't, gonna do shi-

Crystal punched the ground, creating an E.M.P. blast.

Desti: Whoa!

The E.M.P. blast shut the Metal Gear RAY down, as it collapsed in front of everyone.

Infinite: Well, damn...!

Mario: Oh, you got Mario confused!

SMG3: No! Our awesome Metal Gear!

Desti: You bastards!

Everyone approached the villainous couple.

(Y/N): I'mmmmm about to whip somebooody's assssss...

SMG3 took the device out and mashed the button.

Desti: Please turn on!

Metal Gear RAY: *Windows start up screen earrape*

Meggy: Oh, god! My ears!

SMG3: That was a distraction! RAY, do it!

The Metal Gear RAY's back opened up, as a nuke flew out and went into the sky.

Mario: Well, we're fucked.

Guy: RUN, BITCH! RRRUUUNNN!!!

Tons of people screamed and ran past you, Infinite looked up at the nuke as an idea popped up in his head.

Lost: You got an idea, Infinite?!

Infinite: Yes, but I gotta time it right.

SMG3: Well, we better run before that nuke hits!

Desti: Bye, have a great ti-

(Y/N): Nope!

You quickly ran at the evil couple, and kicked them off the building.

Crystal: You two are crazy! Launching a nuke here?! You'll kill millions!

Infinite: Wait for it...

Risky Boots: Wait for what-

Infinite: Now!

Desti: Hey, what are you doing?

Infinite quickly caught the nuke, and rammed it into the Metal Gear RAY. He then started to fly into the sky and entered Space, and kicked the Metal Gear RAY away.

Infinite: See ya!

The nuke exploded, destroying the Metal Gear RAY and sending Infinite flying back down to Earth.

Policeman 1: Uh oh...

Policeman 2: INCOMING!!!

Infinite: OHHH, SHIIIIIIIITTT!!!

The jackal crashed into the ground, and turned back to his normal size.

(Y/N): Infinite!

Crystal: Honey!

Everyone ran over to Infinite, he got up and smiled.

SMG3: HOW?! The force of the blast should of killed you!

Infinite: You made one mistake. Underestimating me, which is something you should never do.

Mitch/Dylan: KICK THEIR ASSES!

Infinite cracked his knuckles, and walked towards SMG3 and Desti.

Desti: *Gulp*

(*Insert SMG3 and Desti screaming like Homer Simpson here*)

Anyways, lata!