《Meggy X Reader: In Real Life》Chapter 5: Villain Parade

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(Y/N): Phew... At least that's over with.

Infinite: Yeah...

Meggy: They still have that Gauntlet...

Mitch: Meggy is right... We need to get that thing off of them, but it has self-defense...

(Y/N): Yeah, which is the hard part.

Mitch: Anyone hungry?

Tari: Yeah, I am.

Saiko: Same here.

Mitch: Alright then. I'll make sandwiches. What do you guys want in them?

(Y/N): Beef.

Bowser: Chicken.

Meggy: Salad.

Mario: Spaghetti!

SMG4: Ketchup!

Everyone looked over at SMG4 and give him a 'Really?' look.

SMG4: What?

Mitch: I'll get to it. Also, Tari and Luigi?

Luigi: Yes?

Mitch: Could you head out and buy some stuff for me?

Tari: Sure!

Mitch gave Luigi a shopping list, as Luigi grabbed the keys and hopped into the car.

Tari: Let's go.

Luigi started the car, and drove off.

Mitch: You guys sit down, and I'll make the sandwiches.

(Y/N): Okie dokie.

You sat down at the table, and held Meggy's hand.

Crystal: Aww...

Infinite: So adorable.

You blushed, and shared a kiss with Meggy.

(Meanwhile..)

SMG3 and Desti crawled out of the debris, and fell to the floor.

Desti: How... Are we alive?

SMG3: No idea, but we got VERY lucky...

Desti: Yeah... Kinda dumb move I pulled back there...

SMG3: It's fine, babe. We survived, that's all that matters.

Desti: Hmm... How's the Gauntlet?

SMG3: It's slightly damaged, but it's fine.

Desti: Okay-

Someone grabbed Desti from behind, and pulled a knife out and held it to her neck.

SMG3: Huh?!

Desti: H-hey! What's the big deal?

Adrimal.S.Swipe. Interesting... An Octoling... A powerful one too...

SMG3: That's my girlfriend, asshole! Let her go!

Adrimal.S.Swipe: I see.

Ztar: Dammit, Swipe! That stupid invention you stole from E.Gadd brought us here!

Enzo: Now I can't properly celebrate my birthday!

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Adrimal.S.Swipe: Oh, shut up! It's not your birthday! And you, Ztar, can shut your cake hole!

SMG3: Jeez. And I thought I was rude.

Desti elbowed Adrimal.S.Swipe, and snatched the knife from him.

Adrimal.S.Swipe: Oi!

SMG3: Hmm... I have an idea. Lower the knife, Desti.

Desti lowered the knife, and put it into her pocket.

Enzo: What is this idea, SMG3?

SMG3: We worked before in the past, so why not do it again?

Adrimal.S.Swipe: Hmm...

Ztar: I see why not. We hate the same people after all.

Enzo: What's your plan?

SMG3: Well, SMG4 and his friends are in this world as well. They're trying to figure out a way to get back home, but we won't allow that! We also have this!

Ztar: Hmm?

SMG3 held up the Gauntlet.

Adrimal.S.Swipe: Ooooooh.

SMG3: I created it so I could take away Infinite and Crystal's power for a while... But I also made added a new feature!

Desti: And what's that?

SMG3: When I take away their powers, the Gauntlet gets powered up, and I absorb the energy!

Adrimal.S.Swipe: Not bad!

Ztar: Very smart idea.

Enzo: Hehe... I want to kill someone.

SMG3: Go on ahead. Adrimal.S.Swipe? You want to run along with Enzo?

Adrimal.S.Swipe: Sure.

Enzo: My knife is hungry... Hungry for blood!

SMG3: *Thoughts: I keep forgetting how deranged he is...*

Desti: Here is the house on the map. Head there, and cause some havoc.

Enzo: Got it... Happy birthday to me-

Adrimal.S.Swipe: SHUT UP! IT'S NOT YOUR BIRTHDAY!

Enzo: Why are you so mean to meh?

Adrimal.S.Swipe: Never mind. Let's just go.

The two villains started their journey to Mitch's house.

(Back with you...)

(Y/N): Thanks for the sandwiches!

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Meggy: Yeah, that was good!

Mitch: No problem, guys.

Luigi and Tari walked back into the house, and put the shopping on the table.

Mitch: Thanks, you two. I'll start sorting that out.

Tari threw the keys to Mitch, as he caught them.

(Y/N): Now what?

Mitch: Just chill out and do whatever you want.

Meggy: Alrighty then.

You turned the PS4 on, and started to play Minecraft.

Luigi: Hmm... Don't mind if I do...

Saiko: Huh?

Luigi sneaked into Mitch's room, and looked at Meggy X Reader: Endgame.

Luigi: Wow... It's so cool-

Mitch: WHAT ARE YOU DOING IN HERE?

Luigi: AAAAAAHHHHHHH!!! I'M SORRY, I'M SORRY!

Mitch grabbed his Lightsaber, and hit Luigi in the pingas with it.

Luigi: Ow... Why...?

Mitch: That stuff is top secret! Get out!

Luigi: Sorry...

Mitch: You better be.

Luigi crawled out of the room, and passed out from the pain.

(Y/N): If Steve were here, he would be going crazy over this.

Meggy: *Giggle* Yeah-

There was a knock on the door.

Mario: I'll get it.

The plumber walked to the door, and heard banging on the other side.

Mario: Oh?

Enzo: FBI OPEN UP!

Mario: Wait, what-

Enzo broke the door down, as he jumped on top of Mario and attempted to stab him.

Mario: AH! GET OFF!

Enzo: Time to kill!

(Y/N): What the hell?!

You ran over to Mario, and kicked Enzo off of him.

Mario: Phew, thanks!

Enzo: Yeet!

(Y/N): What-

Enzo threw his knife at you, as you quickly dodged it.

Enzo: Dang it!

Meggy tackled Enzo, and aimed her Splattershot at him.

(Y/N): That was easy-

Adrimal.S.Swipe appeared, and summoned Teletubbies around the house.

Mitch: OH, WHAT THE FUCK?!

Tari: Teletubbies?

Po: Tubbycustard, tubbycustard!

(Y/N): Great, not these guys again.

Mitch: It could be worse!

Po: Now you're gonna get it, motherfucker-

Mitch grabbed a pistol, and shot Po in the head.

(Y/N): Whoa!

Meggy: A real firearm?

Mitch: Actually... I just found that there...

SMG4: My fault! I left that there!

You pushed a Teletubbie out of the window, as Infinite quickly cut through the crowd with his sword.

Crystal: Nice one, honey!

Adrimal.S.Swipe: Goddammit!

Enzo: We're outta here!

Mitch: Oh no you don't!

(Y/N): Huh?

Mitch grabbed the knife, and threw it at Enzo. It went into his shoulder.

Enzo: ARGH, SHIT! You'll pay for that!

The two villains ran off, as everyone cheered.

Mitch: Nice work, everyone.

Meggy: How did they get here too?

(Y/N): We'll find out soon enough...

(Change of plans... This story will be set to twelve chapters instead.)

Anyways, lata!

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