Mitch: Hey, guys?

(Y/N): Yes?

Mitch: Has anyone seen Bowser?

Meggy: Nope.

Mitch: Weird... Where the hell could- Oh no...

(Y/N): What is it?

Mitch ran outside to find Bowser being fabulous in the street.

Bowser: BITCH! I'M FABULOUS!

Kid: OH GOD, HE'S TOO FABULOUS!

Man: MY EYES! MY EYES!!!

Mitch: Oh for the- BOWSER! GET BACK INSIDE!

Bowser: No!

Mitch: If you come back inside...

Bowser: What?

Mitch: I'll let you have... THIS!

Mitch held a Princess Peach plush in the air.

Bowser: *Sr Pelo gasp* WOOHOO!

Mitch threw the plush in the house, as Bowser flew after it.

(Y/N): Whoa!

Bowser grabbed the plush and started making slurping noises.

Meggy: Uhhh... Backing away...

(Y/N): Agreed... Backing up...

SMG4: Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?! Where's my burrito?!

Saiko: SHUT THE FUCK UP!

SMG4: No! Where's my burr-

Saiko hit SMG4 in the face with her hammer.

SMG4: *Sr Pelo earrape scream*

(Y/N): Oof...

Meggy: Mitch, have you got a Nintendo Switch?

Mitch: Unfortunately, no... But I will get one soon!

Meggy: Okie dokie.

Mario: Goddammit...

(Y/N): What's wrong, Mario?

Mario: There's no spaghetti!

Infinite: Have something else, Mario!

Crystal: Like a hot dog for example!

Meggy: Or ravioli!

Mario: N-no... That's my ex-wife... If spaghetti saw me eating ravioli, she would kill me...

(Y/N): Okay then...?

Mitch: I do have instant noodles-

Meggy: YOU DO?! WHERE?!

Mitch: In the cupboard over there-

Meggy grabbed the instant noodles, and threw them into the microwave.

(Y/N): *Chuckle* You act directly like Mario whenever instant noodles are around, Meggy.

SMG4: W-where's my burrito...?

Mitch: *Sigh* I'll cook up a burrito, SMG4.

SMG4: YEEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH!!!

Bowser: Peach, I love you so much!

Tari: Bowser...?

Mitch: Bowser, stop that. You are making the rest of my guests uncomfortable...

Bowser: Bitch, do it look like I care?

Mitch: Uh-

Bowser: NO!!!

Mitch: Okay, okay! Sorry...

(Y/N): Hmm... What else is there in the refrigerator?

Mario: Chicken... Mostly meat... And... Wait.

(Y/N): What is it?

Mario: Oh shit...

On the top shelf of the refrigerator, was a plate of calamari.

(Y/N): Mitch... What is this doing in here...?

Mitch: Oh, fuck... Hide it before she sees!

Mario grabbed the plate, and threw it into the bin.

Mitch: Blame my dad... He loves the hell out of seafood...

(Y/N): That could of gone so badly...

The microwave beeped, as Meggy ran into the room and grabbed the instant noodles.

Meggy: Woomy! The instant noodles are done!

Saiko: Meggy, hurry up! The game is about to start!

You followed Meggy, and started to play Splatoon 2 with her.

B0b: BoI! lOoK aT tHiS aNiMe ShIt!

Fishy Boopkins: There's so much of it!

SMG4: *Thoughts: Please shut up...*

Fishy Boopkins: OOOOOOOOOH!!! A Goku action figure!

B0b: ThIs Is AwEsOmE!

SMG4: Can you two please be quiet? We're trying to concentrate on a game here!

(Y/N): SMG4, let them have fun...

SMG4: Fine...

Fishy Boopkins: Oh! It's a rare limited edition waifu-

SMG4: OH, SHUUUUUUUUT UP!

Meggy: Huh?

SMG4 slapped Fishy Boopkins.

B0b: HeY! NoT cOol!

Fishy Boopkins: WAAAAAAAH, DADDDDDDYYYYYYYYYY!!!

The ground started to shake.

(Y/N): AH!

Mitch: What's that shaking?!

Something then ripped off the roof of the house.

SMG4: WHOA!

Fishy Boopkins' dad stared at everyone.

SMG4: It was Saiko.

Saiko: Hey!

Fishy Boopkins: No, it was SMG4! He's lying!

Fishy Boopkins' dad gave SMG4 a death stare.

SMG4: Please don't hurt me...

(A few minutes of screaming, blood splattering, bone breaking later...)

Fishy Boopkins: Thanks, dad!

Fishy Boopkins' dad waved, and went back into the sea.

(Y/N): Jesus Christ...

SMG4: Kill me... End my pain...

Mitch: Well, I gotta clean that blood up now-

There was a knock on the door.

Mitch: Oh, shet.

(Y/N): I'll get it-

Mitch: NOPE!

(Y/N): Wait, what-

Mitch kicked you, sending you flying into his room.

(Y/N): OW!

Meggy: Hey! What was that for?

Mitch: Get into my room now!

Tari: But we're playing games!

Mitch grabbed a duck, a burrito, a manga book, and spaghetti.

Mario/SMG4/Fishy Boopkins/Tari: OOOOOOOOOOOOOH!!!

Mitch: YEET!

Mitch threw the items into his room, as the four chased after them.

Saiko: Fine, I'll go in.

B0b: Me ToO! AnImE tIdDiEs, I'm CoMiNg!

Saiko slapped Bob across the face.

Luigi: What the hell?!

Mario: Hey, bro- OH WHAT THE HELL ARE YOU READING?!

Luigi was reading a sonic fanfiction, Infinite and Crystal saw the screen, and set on fire.

Infinite: AH! JESUS CHRIST!

Crystal: IT BURNS!

Mitch: Stop reading that cursed shit, Luigi!

Mitch slammed the door shut, as he went to the front door and opened it.

Dylan: Hey, Mitch.

Mitch: Oh, hi Dylan!

Dylan: What was with all of the commotion?

Mitch: Oh, the dog was causing some trouble...

Dylan: Okay then. I was just here to pick up my Nintendo Switch copy of Super Smash Bros Ultimate. I left it here last time we hung out.

Mitch: Okie dokie-

Mario: Hey, where's my spaghetti?

Dylan: You got SMG4 on your computer?

Mitch: Y-yeah!

The computer started to shake.

(Y/N): Luigi, what did you do?!

Mitch: Oh, what is-

Steve flew out of the computer, and broke the door open.

Steve: HI GUYS!

Dylan: WHAT THE HELL?!

Mitch: Shit...

Dylan: Wait, how is this possible?!

Mitch: Guess I got some explaining to do...

(Mario: While Mitch explains what's happened, I will show a recording of SMG4 doing illegal memes-)

(SMG4: HEY! WHERE'D YOU GET THAT FOOTAGE?!)

(Mario: AH! OH, SHEEEEEEET!)

Mitch: And that's why these guys are here.

Dylan: I see...

Mario: Yeah, it was my fault.

Mitch: I mean, they're behaving so far, but I'm worried I'll lose control of them...

Dylan: I guess I can help. I'm not busy at the minute.

Mitch: Oh, hell yeah!

(Y/N): Well, someone else has joined the party.

Meggy: Yep.

(At least I have some help- BOWSER! STOP SLURPING AROUND THAT PEACH PLUSH!)

(Bowser: NO!)

Anyways, lata!