Now when Virgil first decided that Patton was the most interesting to get blackmail it had begun with this.

Well see, Patton was, of course, almost as good at faking things as Janus was.

But he always had that slight reaction to being called that damn word-

And every single side other than Virgil and obviously himself had called him it at least jokingly at least once. Remus and Emile even going as far as to call him it on a daily basis, though obviously as their equivalent of calling him their father (maybe not as obvious about Remus, but Virgil and Patton knew that's what he meant when he said it).

But even if he's used to it he still has that little tiny shiver run through his body every single time-

And Virgil, being anxiety, always pays so much attention to the others, soon noticed. So he decides to conduct his own little experiment.

Soon everyone is calling Patton that d a m n word every freaking time they address him, honestly, "Oh my gods when did this happen-"

Because Virgil told the others that he wanted to but it'd make him more comfortable doing so if others were doing it, otherwise he'd have more anxiety over it. Obviously they all agreed, either for Virgil's sake or Thomas's.

And now Patton is basically jolting every five minutes when someone needs something because he's the go to person when something's up, the dad.

And soon he's leaving whatever room he's in, almost every half hour because he's got new problems to deal with because of it.

A̶n̶d̶ m̶a̶y̶b̶e̶ L̶o̶g̶a̶n̶ w̶a̶s̶ s̶h̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶s̶t̶ m̶o̶r̶e̶ t̶h̶a̶n̶ o̶n̶e̶ s̶u̶r̶f̶a̶c̶e̶ a̶ c̶o̶u̶p̶l̶e̶ t̶i̶m̶e̶s̶.

Until Virgil eventually finally corners Patton about it.

"C'mon Patt- Just admit it. I already know anyway. And plus, I'll get the others to stop if you do- Other than Remus and Emile though obviously."

"..... You'll get 'em to stop.....?" Patton would mumble in response, Virgil smirking knowing he's one and starting the recording function on his phone.

"Mhm."

"Okay, okay, fine! I- I have a-..... A daddy kink....."

Virgil proceeded to end up stopping the recording, thanking Patton.

True to his word, the others went back to only calling Patton it as often as was normal for them.

Well..... Maybe Logan continued to do it a tad bit more often than he usually would to elicit a few reactions out of the other afterwards.

But, if he had, that's just his and Patton's business.

A̶n̶d̶ a̶l̶s̶o̶ p̶o̶s̶s̶i̶b̶l̶y̶ a̶ b̶i̶t̶ o̶f̶ V̶i̶r̶g̶i̶l̶'s̶ b̶u̶s̶i̶n̶e̶s̶s̶, w̶h̶o̶ g̶o̶t̶ m̶o̶r̶e̶ b̶l̶a̶c̶k̶m̶a̶i̶l̶ o̶u̶t̶ o̶f̶ i̶t̶. V̶i̶d̶e̶o̶s̶, p̶i̶c̶t̶u̶r̶e̶s̶, a̶n̶d̶ v̶o̶i̶c̶e̶ r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶s̶, t̶o̶ b̶e̶ e̶x̶a̶c̶t̶. V̶i̶r̶g̶i̶l̶ w̶a̶s̶ t̶e̶m̶p̶t̶e̶d̶ t̶o̶ p̶l̶a̶y̶ t̶h̶e̶ r̶e̶c̶o̶r̶d̶i̶n̶g̶ o̶f̶ L̶o̶g̶a̶n̶ m̶o̶a̶n̶i̶n̶g̶ "D̶a̶d̶d̶y̶~" w̶h̶i̶l̶e̶ s̶h̶o̶v̶e̶d̶ u̶p̶ a̶g̶a̶i̶n̶s̶t̶ a̶ c̶o̶u̶n̶t̶e̶r̶ i̶n̶ t̶h̶e̶ m̶i̶d̶d̶l̶e̶ o̶f̶ d̶i̶n̶n̶e̶r̶, a̶c̶t̶u̶a̶l̶l̶y̶.