Virgil has blackmail on everyone. He prides himself on this fact.

It started with when Remus first called Patton "daddy."

He'd done so intending to be referring to him as his father-

The others obviously reacted awfully assuming he'd meant the, ahem, other thing. So he went along with it until later when he went back to his room and.....

Remus had no idea what the issue was.

So he tried researching and still came up with nothing. So he decided to ask another side, and went to Virgil.

Virgil found out that Remus had no idea what the implications behind the word "daddy" were-

So Virgil became the blackmail king of the mindscape.

Soon he had a video of Logan watching and singing along to the Spongebob theme song.

A video of Patton and Remus casually discussing murder as though it were the most normal thing in the world.

Multiple pictures of Remus cuddling with ten different snake stuffed animals. Multiple times, but "we don't talk about that VirgIL-

A video of Janus laughing- Not the half assed smirking fake chuckle, oh no, full on snorting laughter because, "Oh my g o d s , Remus just asked if a snake could actually get up his ass-"

Multiple videos and pictures of Roman completely basically covering his face in makeup because he has s o many freckles-

"W h a t , I thought it was just Patton-"

"Shut up emo-!"

A voice recording of Remy straight up completely flat out admitting to Emile that he very much prefers tea over coffee.

A video of Remus and Janus kissing before they've admitted to the others that they're actually dating.

A voice recording of Emile rambling nonstop about how amazing and awesome and hot and just over all perfect Remy is.

Even a video of Thomas admitting to the fact that Virgil is by far his favourite side out of them all (Virgil's personal favourite blackmail of course).

But out of everyone Virgil definitely has the most blackmail on Patton because he's long decided that his secrets are the most interesting. For example:

"You used to like J a n u s ?"

"Woah, Patt, you actually like pain, I thought Remus was just yanking my chain again-"

"You have a daddy kink and yet you l e t Remus call you daddy!?"

"L o g a n ? R e a l l y ? You could probably have any side you want and you decide you like L o g a n ?"

And that's just the beginning.

Yeah, Virgil has a lot of blackmail on the others.

And boy does he love it.