《Coffeeshop × Malum》VIII. Pumpkin Spice
Advertisement
The classic thing that Michael never got about living in America was the hype over Fall. It was like the minute the temperature dropped one degree, everyone was suddenly dressed in orange and ready to shoot pumpkin spice lattes through an IV into their veins.
He kind of found it as repulsive as the girls who posted their #starbiez 🤩 on Snapchat every day right next to him.
But there was one exception of Autumn, well two actually, that he was down with. One being, of course, Halloween. Who doesn't love the spoopy holiday? But the other being oversized sweaters.
Particularly, the one Calum was sporting.
He liked them on their own because if Michael could choose to drown in sweater paws year-round he would. But Calum in one really took the cake.
He really wasn't exaggerating when he said he never wanted to see him wear anything else but a sweater again.
"Why do you insist on hurting me all the time?" Michael asked, approaching the boy.
"What?" The boy said, caught off guard.
"Excuse you, who said you could literally look so cute in a sweater that it puts anyone else in the world who even tries to wear one to shame?"
Calum laughed and blushed softly, looking away as his eyes crinkled at the compliment.
"It's just a sweater."
"It's jUsT a SweAteR- what's your last name?"
"What?"
"What's your last name?"
"Hood, wh-"
"HOOD, I SWEAR TO GOD."
"What?" Calum asked innocently, giggling a bit.
This boy really would be the death of him, Michael realized, shaking his head.
"What are we getting today?"
Calum bit his lip and pointed to a new large sign that was displayed in front of the counter.
"Pumpkin Spice? Really?"
Advertisement
He smiled and nodded. "You know, for someone who copies my drink choices, you sure have a lot to say. You don't have to get the same thing you know."
"I mean, it's just a bit early, isn't it? It's not even October, they just had their summer drinks last week."
"I don't really care, I would have it year-round if I could."
Michael gave him a look.
"What? It's a good flavor, you've got to admit it."
He didn't say anything to that.
"Are you getting something different?" The barista asked when Michael was looking at the menu after Calum ordered his festive~ drink.
He bit his lip before shaking his head.
Calum out a small laugh before saying, "That's what I thought."
Advertisement
Transcripts
Dr Uru'Nav Xant, Department Head of Research, has been detailing his interviews with the newly discovered 'Creator level' intelligent species 'Human'. The Subject of his study, Jasmine, displays many unique and interesting quirks, the most intriguing of which is the incredibly strong 'frequency' she is able to produce with the help of an implanted alien translator. Together the pair navigate their way through cultural misunderstandings, corporate politics, animal companionship and uncover the mysterious circumstances of the human's abduction. Combining memorable characters, exquisite world-building and an exhilarating pace, Transcripts is an emotional read that will have you ready to take on the universe!Transcripts was previously posted on Reddit and Patreon!
8 109Unnatural Deception (Urban Fantasy)
Paranormal investigator, Viktor Krelig, has seen enough innocent lives torn apart by their ignorance of the supernatural. He's done being part of the conspiracy and done keeping quiet. Now he is sharing stories from his case files so the world can finally learn the truth about dark magic. Also available on http://krelig.com
8 200Doctored Chance: The Unpleasant Preceding of "Pajama Boy" and What Drove Him to Murder
I, Mick Chadwick, regret to inform my readers that this memoir contains nothing but the truth, which in the case of Tobias MacClain, most ridiculed as Pajama Boy, is far from pleasant. If you seek to relate to a hero more than to aspire to them and have the stomach for unpleasant things such as a hero left for dead, villainous scars, bomb threats, and murderous intent, then look no further. All of these gruesome things and more await from my research, and though I do not wish them on any man or woman, I cannot bear this burden on my own much longer. In the words of Tobias MacClain himself, "Sometimes, a villainous act can cause the greatest good." I hope that all my villainous acts of sneaking, blackmailing, diary-reading, and grave-digging, among others, will be redeemed as I present this complete and truthful memoir to the world, and with any luck, open eyes to the truth of what we call "villainy". Doctored Chance: The Unpleasant Preceding of "Pajama Boy" and What Drove Him to Murder ********* MATURE FILTER IS FOR:- violence- graphic imagery (blood, burns, fairly dark headspaces)- cartoon depiction of burn scars for visual aid Despite graphics, Mick Chadwick's writing keeps Mr. MacClain's terrible tale light somehow. This is foremostly a comedy.
8 155The Problem with Wandering
One night after closing a cafe, Mason is walking home when he is killed. He wakes up with no memory of what happened. Soon after, he meets Shay, a Watcher tasked with maintaining the Wards in the Wandering Plane. Taking pity on Mason, Shay takes him under her wing and helps him navigate his new reality. Realizing the need for him to find answers, Shay leads Mason to the Department of Reincarnation, a bureaucratic atrocity that helps people to "move on." Mason soon finds out that he will have the opportunity to investigate his own death; however, a larger threat begins to rise. Ultimately, Mason will have to choose to move on or help deal with this mounting threat.
8 69Lone Wolf - LitRPG Series - Book 1 Ascension - Book 2 Rebel - Book 3 Uprising
When you live on a planet with 160 billion people, space, water, food and even air are at a premium; being unemployed and in debt is deadly serious. With every action monitored and rewarded with a karma credit or debit, everything you do is literally life changing. Do well at work, gain new skills. Drop litter, receive a fine. Chronically in debt and ordered to work in the sewers, Mai Xio can see only one way out. She has to volunteer for the Culling! A state sponsored game where players fight to the death to Ascend.
8 117World App
A mysterious app of supreme power has drifted in and out of the app stores for years looking for worthy users.
8 160