Shut up ! God ! What do you want ?

You, Sparrow, are crazy..

Anyway, I was gonna text you rn..

Get over yourself..a little birdie told me, that a girl likes you..

Hayley Williams.

Um, yes..?

Gosh ! Get over your stupid ego. What's wrong with her ?

She's pretty, she's talented, she's totally kissable, and guess what ? She likes you..

There you go again ! The biggest wrong idea..I don't like you..and you do have a pretty shitty reputation everywhere..

Keep thinking, Sparrow. Not gonna tell you..

Well, you wouldn't know unless you go out with her, right ?

I am the love coach ! Not a freaking stalker !

Give her a chance..if you like her, great ! But, if you don't..then, I'm gonna find another girl for you..

Good. Finally.

Trying to keep up the conversation ?

Why ?

Ah.

Oh..

OH ! You like talking to me ?

Yes. Listen..I gotta go..

Good. Bye.