《The 7D: Aim To Please》How To Be A King (Bashful's Way)
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That night, Bashful was on his bed crying.
"Oh, what's wrong?" asked Spastic, who came in the room.
"Oh, Spastic, I'm a failure!" said Bashful. "I'm a failure as a king!"
"Hey, it's not your fault." said Sneezy. "At least you're not the one who has to wear these stupid, ugly trumpeter outfits."
Then Spastic realized something.
"Hey, that's it!" she said. "The 7D don't look like the 7D anymore."
"You know what, Spastic, you're right." said Bashful. "I've been following someone else's rules, when I should have followed my heart. I don't want to be someone else."
"Yeah, that's EXACTLY what's been going on!" said Sleepy.
"I'm tired of all these rules, the way I'm supposed to dress, that awful dance, all those boring colors that look the same, and not to mention that prune pudding!" Bashful continued.
"Yeah!" said Dopey.
"Why do they always keep the castle so dark? And that rule of keeping commoners out of the castle?" said Spastic.
"Why I was a MINER when Queen Delightful married me." said Bashful. "But even back then, Queen Delightful loved me for me."
(A few minutes later)
The 7D changed out of their awful clothes and into their normal clothes
"Um, Bashful." said Spastic, handing Bashful his hat.
"What do we do now, Bashie?" asked Dopey.
"We're planning the royal dinner.... my way." said Bashful as soon as he put his hat on.
(The next morning, in front of the castle)
"Open the gate, Spastic." said Bashful.
Spastic opened the castle gate.
The 7D and Spastic went to the village to invite the villagers.
Miss Honeydew also happened to see them and followed them.
She saw Bashful inviting nearby villagers.
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"Your Highness, what are you doing?" she asked. "You're supposed to be inviting dukes and counts and barons and other aristocrats!"
"I am inviting them along with my friends here in the village." said Bashful. "I think it's time to try something new."
"Alrighty then." said Miss Honeydew. "I just hope you know what you're doing."
(Later, back at the castle, in the kitchen)
"This party needs help... starting with dessert." said Bashful.
"No pwunes!" said Dopey. "Yucky!"
Then Spastic found a bowl, dumps brown powder, and pours milks.
"Look, chocolate pudding." said Spastic.
"Now, this is more like it."said Bashful.
(Later at the ballroom)
Bashful was teaching Dopey how to dance.
"Thanks so much fow teaching me how to dance, Bashie." said Dopey.
"No problem, Dopey." said Bashful.
Then Head Of Jollywood Council came in.
"It most definitely isn't done!" he said before leaving.
"It simply isn't done!" sang the other four councilmen while dancing.
(Later, inside the castle, Bashful opened the curtains and rolled a big red carpet)
"Your Majesty, sand or buff?" said The Jollywood Councilmen altogether with silk napkins.
"What color do YOU GUYS like best?" asked Bashful.
"GREEN!" They said.
"Perfect!" said Bashful.
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