《Harley Quinn x Reader Oneshots》Immortality
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You couldn't take your eyes off her. Ever since you had been wheeled into the airport in Midway City and seen one of your other team members, you couldn't stop staring. You had heard of Harley Quinn of course, everyone in Gotham had, but she was even prettier up close. She laughed a lot and wasn't afraid to talk back to Flag. As he droned on about the mission, you saw her catch your gaze and wink at you. A sudden hot flush turned your cheeks pink and you had to look away for the first time. After talking for a long time, Rick finally let us suit up. Harley squealed as she ran to her stuff and held a black and red costume to her chest.
You were happy to be wearing something other than a prison jumpsuit but was nowhere near as excited as Harley was to have your stuff back. You wore a leather jacket, black ripped jeans and red Doc Martens. You also had some knives and guns for weapons. While you did have incredible combat skills, so did many people and they weren't the reason you had been asked to join the squad. Your ability had been kept a secret from your fellow squad members and you decided to keep it that way. Too many people had been freaked out by it and, unfortunately, it meant you would outlive everyone. Even if you did find love, they would only be with you for a short time. You would even outlive Harley. Yes, you were still thinking about her.
She was still getting changed and started to pull her Daddy's Lil Monster shirt on over her red bra, when she noticed everyone was staring at her. "What?" she asked with a frown. You smiled at her innocence, although not many people would probably describe Harley as that. She walked over to you after she finished applying red lipstick. "Harley Quinn, nice ta meet ya!" She stuck her hand out and stared at you, waiting for you to shake it. You took her hand.
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"Hi Harley. I'm (Y/N). (Y/N) (L/N)." She grinned at you.
"So (Y/N) wanna sit next ta me on the plane? Seein' as we're the only two girls here an' all." She rested her arm on your shoulder and you nodded.
"Uh sure." Your voice sounded a little shaky, even though you tried to sound confident. Harley smiled even wider.
"Good." She patted your shoulder. "And don't be so nervous (Y/N)!" You groaned inwardly. She had noticed. "Right," she continued. "Let me grab my jacket and we better go see what Flag wants." She rolled her eyes and pulled on her jacket before you went to gather with the rest of the squad.
Flag was showing everyone a live video of Amanda Waller. Most of the squad were surprisingly paying attention, some even asked questions, but you found yourself getting distracted by Harley again. She was chewing bubblegum and twirling it round her finger. She noticed you staring and her smile grew, causing you to blush. Why were you so attracted to her? After the talk, everyone started getting on the plane. Harley grabbed your hand. "Come on (Y/N), let's get out seats," she said and rushed forward with her usual energy. You sat with her on the plane and then another girl boarded the plane. "That makes three of us," Harley mumbled to you.
"This is Katana!" Rick said and proceeded to introduce her and advise us to not be killed by her. Harley, however, did not seem to care and smiled and stuck her hand out to Katana.
"Harley Quinn, nice ta meet ya!" she said, in the same way she had done to you. Katana did not respond and Harley dropped her hand. "Love ya perfume, what is that, the stench of death?" Harley laughed despite Katana seeming to threaten to kill us. "She seems nice," Harley said as she turned to you with a smile. You nodded but you didn't exactly agree. The journey took a while and you talked with Harley for a bit but she was texting someone quite a lot. You assumed it was probably the Joker and one time, you caught a glance at one of her texts saying he was coming for her. Harley simply said 'shh' and winked to ensure you would keep quiet. Suddenly, the plane was hit hard by something and started to go down. Harley screamed and clung onto your arm. You felt frightened as you felt it crash and begin to roll over. Harley started to enjoy the thrill of it though and laughed a little but you felt too afraid to join in.
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Eventually, the plane came to a stop and miraculously you had all survived. Everyone started to jump out of the plane. "What a ride!" Harley said cheerfully as she took your hand and jumped out of the plane with you. You didn't know how she could be so positive after you just crashed and almost died but you were in love with how happy she always seemed. The squad had been walking for a while and you and Harley used the time to talk and get to know each other better. Finally, you encountered your first threat. The creatures looked a lot different to what you were expecting - you thought you would be fighting humans but things apparently hadn't gone to plan.
You began to fight them, slicing them with knives and shooting them with guns, with good aim and precision. After killing many of the creatures surrounding you, you glanced up to check on Harley. She was smashing many of the creatures with her baseball bat. You found yourself admiring how pretty she looked again and didn't notice one of the creatures come up behind you and stab you from behind. You gasped and let out a cry of pain as you fell to the ground. You may be immortal but you still felt the pain before you came back to life. Harley looked over at the scream and gasped, running to you. "(Y/N)! (Y/N) no!" You tried to reply to her but it was difficult to talk while the process happened.
"(Y/N) please don't die. I...I've fallen in love with ya!" You were shocked hearing Harley say that. You never thought she would love anyone other than The Joker. "Please (Y/N)!" she begged, shaking you. "Please come back to life!" A few tears ran down her cheeks and fell onto your face. Finally, the process kicked in and your wound began to heal. Harley drew back a little, shocked at what was happening. "(Y-Y/N)?" The wound fully healed and you gasped, sitting up. Harley stared. "Do I have magic tears?"
You giggled a little and shook your head. "Harley I'm...immortal." Harley stared.
"What?! How could ya not tell me that?"
"I didn't want you to feel weird. Who would want to be friends with someone that will outlive them by millions of years?" you questioned. Harley stared into your eyes.
"Me. Wait...could ya hear me when I spoke ta ya and I thought ya was dead?" she asked. You nodded.
"Every word." Harley blushed a lot and you smiled.
"Harley...it's ok. I love you too," you admitted. She smiled and pressed a gentle kiss against your lips. You heard Rick tell everyone to move on and you realised Floyd had killed all of the remaining creatures.
"Right. We better go." She stood up then, taking your hand and helping you up, and you walked on with her, hand in hand with Harley Quinn.
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