《Jesus X Reader》✧Chapter Three✧
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After you and God successfully kidnapped the man working at the ice cream shop and forced him to tell you all of his secrets or you would eat his kidneys, you went to the chapel and prayed for a little bit.
"Oh holy bible," you said, "Please, I beg you, give me the strength to get in lil' jeezy's pants."
A small voice spoke in your head, saying, "You fucking idiot, you don't pray to the bible, you pray to God."
"I'm sorry! God, please help me get into your son's pants."
"oki dokie," said sky daddy. You felt a little tingling in your coochie area, and took it as sign that God really wanted you to fuck his son.
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