Elseworlds Cisco Ramon x Reader

As you walk into the back door of the bar you hear a crashing sound. You look and see The Trigger Twins on the floor and your enforcer, Jimmy Olsen standing over them. He goes to raise his beating stick, but you use your telekinesis and snatch it out of his hand and into yours, grabbing everyone's attention and the room goes silent.

"Jimmy. Jimmy, Jimmy, Jimmy. What cha doin Jimbo?" You ask as you walk further in.

"I—"

"Ah ah. Did you break another one of my tables? After I just had new ones put in from the last time?" You grit.

"I—" you raise your hand.

"I should shove this up your ass."

"But you're not." Your husband, Cisco comes up next to you. You look at him.

"You always ruin my fun. I should shove this up your ass too." You glare.

"Oh I love it when you talk dirty to me. Bésame mi reina." Kiss me my queen. You smirk.

"Soy tuya." I'm yours. You say before you two have a heated make out session. "Fine." You sigh. You use your powers to give Jimmy back his stick. "Take it out in the alley."

"No wait! We know Dante." Barry says. Cisco stops them.

"How do you know Dante?" Cisco asks.

"It's a long story. Dante would want you to hear our proposal."

"How would you like to get rid of Superman?" Oliver asks.

~

The four of you walk into the office.

"I've got ledgers to keep. And miles to go before I sleep so make it quick."

"We need to know if you can Vibe." Oliver says. You and your husband laugh.

"Can I vibe?" You fix you and your husband a drink.

"Teleport, Open a breach. You can still do that right?" Barry asks causing Cisco to scoff.

"How do you think I got into all those bank vaults?" Cisco sits in his chair and you take a seat on Cisco's lap. I mean you have a chair, a very nice chair... over there... but Cisco prefers contact. "But you didn't know that. You came in here unsure if I could do what you thought I could do. That's..."

"Risky." You finish.

"We're kinda desperate." Barry says.

"Obviously. Since we're letting you have the ability to stand." You say.

"Please give me more reasons to not do business with you."

"Your powers could be used for so much more than breaking into bank vaults." Oliver says.

"But I like breaking into bank vaults." You pout. "It gets me all hot and riled up." You seductively bite your finger.

"And when she gets all hot and riled..." You can feel little Cisco rise under you. Barry clears his throat. "Right. Go back to the part about taking down SuperDick. That's what we want to hear."

"We're gonna get to that."

"For now, I could teach you how to use your powers to get to a whole different Earth." Barry says.

"A whole different Earth? Tell me more."

"We need to breach to Earth-38, grab the real Superman and bring him back here." Oliver explains.

"After that, you will never see us again." You look at your husband.

"La propuesta es no mal." The proposal isn't bad. You say.

"I don't know... how do I know this guy can really take down SuperDick?"

"We wouldn't be coming to you if he couldn't."

"Go." You say. "I'll watch this place."

"Are you sure?" You nod.

"But hurry back. Por qué, no tengo ropa interior puesta." Because I'm not wearing any underwear. You whisper in his ear.

"En serio?" Are you serious? You nod. "Yeah we need to make this quick." You get off his lap and the three get ready to go. "Te amo."

"Te amo. Come back to me."

"I promise." He kisses you and leaves. You sigh and sit in Cisco's chair.

~

An hour later, a breach opens and Cisco comes through.

"Mi amor!" You say happily. "You're ok!"

"Of course baby." He says coolly. He takes the toothpick out his mouth and tosses it aside to kiss you. You pull away and poke his jacket.

"What's that...?" He digs in his inside pocket and pulls out something wrapped in foil.

"I stole a burger from Superman. It's for the dog." You shake your head.

"Once a criminal, always a criminal."

"Damn straight. You know you love it. And now that I can breach to different Earths, those banks are ours. We'll be rolling in it baby."

"I love it when you talk money." He picks you up and puts you on the couch and peppers you with kisses. He sticks his hand up your dress and raises his eyebrow.

"Told you." You smirk. He leans down to kiss you.

"Boss?"

"What?!" You both yell at the doorway.

"It's Jimmy..." Gary says. "He broke another table."

"Hijo de puta!" Son of a bitch. You both say.