One daytime later.

"So the guys that came and asked for resources were traitors? I mean, they were strange, but they had the badges and armor, with no way to check I just assumed they were in a bad day or stressful assignment and helped them. I don't think they gave me the right directions to where they're going, but I can give out a map with the creatures around and a place to rest." Said a very helpful Bella to a group of scary drown women wearing heavy armor and mounted in something similar to a velociraptor.

Some minutes later.

"Why did they have to accept the resting, uuuurgh… I feel like if I had a head I'd explode it just to not feel this migraine. Playing god while weak sucks! Woman! Cuddle me." Said Aki while laying some tentacles over his wife's thighs.

"Of course your holiness. Would you like a massage as well?" She said while rolling her eyes. "Focus, you need to keep up with the shity decision you made. I know there wasn't a better one, but if you pass out It will only be more pain for later, and I don't have all the time in the world to be with you." She said in a more serious tone.

"Aki knows dear... Did I just talk in third person? I feel myself getting dumber already, quick, kiss me till I can't breathe!"

"We discussed this already dear, you don't have a mouth to kiss." Said the woman before sighing.

"Not anymore!" Said a familiar voice coming from behind her. The young, very pale young man behind her was almost decapitated because of that. Luckily, tentacles. "I made a body! It hurts like a bitch to use it at the moment though. Would you help with the pain Bela?" Said the much more charming and boyish version of her husband while holding the hand pointing a tentacle held axe at him with both of his.

"Aki?! Don't dungeons need to be at least level 10 do unlock their perk tree? How did you get an avatar?!" Asked the rightfully surprised woman while looking at an albino version of her husband that had a lot more muscles and almost the same size as her.

"I made a pseudo one! Now shut up and kiss me, because this actually isn't something I can keep using mindlessly." He said and got his tongue in her mouth. While the surprise attack was effective at first, the boy definitely had less breath and even less technic than the smaller woman.

1,5 minutes later:

"That was my first actual kiss. I don't regret tuning my sensitivity up at all." He said with hearts in his eyes before kissing her again and pressing his wife closer to his waist.

As they began to grope each other, the sweat started to mar their bodies and her clothes glue to her stiff…

"We really shouldn't keep going." Said a scared Aki while hiding his mouth with one hand and making some distance between them with the other.

With a foggy look on her eyes, Tsu caught the hand on her shoulder and put in on her right breast. "Aki, my heart is beating too fast for me to consider stopping. Take responsibility." She said with a cheeky smile that made his heart beat that much faster.

…

While those bastards are having lovey dovey sex, let's go to something more interesting, *cough* and that will not make me lose a part of my meager salary *cough*, and listen a bit to Gobu's inner thoughts while he trains his martial arts.

'I wonder when those drow will go away. It's such a bother to have to hide because of such stupid reason… well, at least some other males seen to enjoy the company of such foul mouthed sluts. Why did I have to reincarnate as a goblin in a clan that lives right next to a dungeon… There's not even decent equipment for forging equipment or pills! How am I supposed to do something as impossible as to cultivate the path of sin and the path of virtue at the same time?! I can't seem to understand how it is working either, but Aki is an unexpectedly good teacher and a good student…' He thought while sighing multiple times and lifting rocks bigger than his head on both palms and standing on one foot.

'If only this body gained muscles as fast as it grew to adult size… well, at least I'm not stuck as a baby for years and depending on my parents. Though I guess mom does love me. And I have friends that don't just want things from me. Maybe this time I can be happier. I just have to be sure to protect them.' And he started training harder.

(...Shit. Forgot that Xianxia Mcs only do interesting things once in a while. I'll have no choice but to do an actual timeskip damngit!)

…

Some three weeks later.

"Well, This the city of the great angry bitch herself, you ready young one?" Said Aki on a old man tone.

"Dear, I know you are freaking out, but I will be fine. I'm not that eye catching in comparison to this line of abnormalities." Answered Bella with a mental whisper.

"But isn't that worse?"

Rolling her eyes, his wife told him to wait and see. After a burly hunchback with protusions passed through, it was her turn.

"Name and race." Asked the heavy armored drown in a monotone.

"Garrni'Tsu. Ogre xamã." Said the 2.1 meters tall brunette. With graying hair appearing here and there, a mouth full of canines, plus two jutting tusks, and horns on her temple, it was obvious she was actually an ogre xamã. The strange part was her black skin.

Of course, not black like sir "Gluttony".

I meant as in a hot latino American woman with cacao toned skin.

Her new form was imposing, showed her as a wise woman, and most of all, gave her a shit ton of sex appeal.

Big boobs held by a brasserie and a white top that exposed her midriff, some fur bracelets, a silver earrings and ring, both simple bands of metal scribed with strange magic runes, black boots and "leggings" complemented by a normal brown belt. Her giant war axe hardly visible on her back.

She barely had anything that seemed battle worthy, but the guards were definitely worried.

Fear not a lion commanding a pack of sheep, but a sheep commanding lions.

To have such a presence that demanded respect while wearing casual clothes and showing a gentle smile, it was obvious to those veterans that the woman in front of them could run for a high rank in the queen's army, never mind killing them and getting away before someone could put her down.

And that's one of the reasons her paperwork was dealt with so quickly. Her amazing ass being nicely portrayed by the pants she wore was the reason she got commented about and the reason half the guard post got tazed.

Mind you, drow only let a handful man in the guard squads.

Not like Aki actually cared enough to electrocute them, he was damn proud of that ass and the clothes, which he made or at least helped make. No he was just leaving a message.

"I HEAR YOU"

…

Reaching a government office, it actually didn't take long for Tsu to be attended and register herself as a newly evolved ogre and then get her new documents, which were immediately teleported to the dungeon.

The next stop was the mercenary's guild, the adventurers guild refuses to set up in the underdark because morals, to sell the materials she got along the way for some pocket money. Since all the parts were processed with a relatively good degree of ability, she got a good price and some tales.

Perfect for Aki's goal.

Getting mugged was that easy. It's also easier if you actively try it with a charming, recently paid and casually dressed bait.

Twenty corpses with cliche lines later and they had enough imprisoned souls to get info on criminal bases around the slums of town.

Later that night they had enough money for actually buying somethings.

"Told you it'd be easy." Said a smug and effeminate Aki while sitting on his wife's lap in a hottub for big people in a special high class Inn.

"It's a whole rose coin (150 gold at the moment) in one day! Sorry if I didn't think I'd actually get so much money from just lapping around town and smashing a few skulls." Said the teased woman being groped all over. It was technically in a sexual way, but Aki was paying more attention to her abs, biceps, triceps, back and thighs.

"I love your body so much." He said in a sweet tone before kissing her navel and going up much in the same way. Reaching her neck, he licked her cheek and bit her earlobe before whispering "But I love you much more."

While the smooth fucker went at it and held her face right in front of him, unfortunately, someone knocked at the door.

"You open it." Said the furiously blushing ogre with a silly smile.

Rolling his eyes Aki pinched her cheeks and got out of the tub without letting one drop of water fall.

Reaching the door he let only his head show. "What?" He said before spitting poison on the feet of the men in front of him. It sizzled and fell through and onto someone's table, reaching the basement not long after.

"The ogress is summoned to attend dinner with the silver serpent." The human who could only be the child of a rock and an orc said without any fluctuations in his voiced and left without making a sound even though he was wearing half plate armor after leaving a note with details.

The moment the door closed Aki grinned.

"I was wrong. We're getting more money today. Get up, it's time to doll up.

…

Silver snake, or SS, because I can't be bothered to remember the names of every crime boss, was not expecting to suddenly have such a chance to expand his territory so much out of nowhere, so he only got a third of it.

One of his minor bases was ransacked, but he didn't actually give a rat's fact about it. He intended to use it as an excuse though.

"A body of steel and great magical talent with various attack schools. How did she react to my invitation?" Asked the green snake-men sitting on a "mahogany" table.

"Someone else answered the door. A small albino woman. I only saw her face, but when she spat poison on the floor I knew she was dangerous. She only asked why I was there, but it frightened me just like hearing the sound of a monster twice my level. If…" said the messenger with the same expressionless face before being interrupted.

"Only if she makes trouble, but fight somewhere else."

And so everything was done, or so he thought.

Bella was using a leather armor above her normal clothes, silver bracelets instead of leather ones.

Aki… was using a black sleeveless dress that fluttered over the start his right calf and end of his left thigh, black gloves with diamonds embroidered into it that went to his elbows, red eyeshadow and Lipstick accentuating his small nose and red eyes in his otherwise white fully white body.

He wasn't wearing any shoes, but that just added to the mysteriousness and mysticism of the persona he was making. His small white feet didn't seem to have any problems in walking in stone though.

By the way, for those curious enough, no the body he made doesn't have a genitalia. It does have a more toned bottom and legs, but besides that it has everything a smaller version of him would have.

Course, that includes an anus.

"My, what a lovely home. We are grateful you invited us for dinner, we can have a easier time in our discussions this way. I'm Elizabeth (yes, he felt that was a good name for a vampire and chose it) and this is Tsu." Blabered Aki before anyone else could talk and question why he was there.

"It is an honor to host such beauties. I hope you didn't have trouble getting here? I didn't know there would be someone else coming to this meeting, so the table isn't ready for three, I apologize for the inconvenience." SS, maybe I should just call him by his first name, tried to be polite and keep a business face while low key asking about Aki, Elizabeth's presence.

"That's fine, even if there was a chair, I have my own sitting place." He said with a grin. Am I supposed to refer to him as a travesty or transgender? Fucking "necessary" human mentality and their sex talk. "I imagine you'd like to discuss my dearest's recent rendezvous around town, yes? Well, she has foregone lunch and is starving right now. If you would ever be so kind as to wait for her to dine before inputting in the conversation, we'd be much obliged. Ogres, they start having problems if they don't eat after a while, you know how it is, I imagine. Of course, I wouldn't mind answering some doubts though." He, yes, fuck you all very much, said while walking closer to the chair and sitting Tsu on it first, before laying on her lap. The 50 cm difference and her trained thigs certainly made that part easy at least. "Oh my, look at how much I've talked, my throat feels parched! I'm sorry to inconvenience you with my ramblings, just one of the problems that come with old age." Said the barely months old dungeon with the mind of a 16 year old.

'This person is way too mysterious. To treat a ogress like that… she's at the very least as powerful as her.' Thought lizard face.

It is not too hard to understand this, but even if the person is born an ogre, that still means they will have a way higher base then the rest and were practically guaranteed to surpass level 50 in the later stages of adulthood, which Tsu showed by the hardness of her face and rare white hair in her scalp.

He's not wrong though.

While Aki is only level 6 right now, his skills and energy pool were enough to let him fight plenty of level 50 whenever. Even while focusing in magic he still has 38 skill levels in combat specific skills, more if you count some that not so easy to categorize skills. While not specifically good, thanks to him being a dungeon…

"Well, I won't waste your time then. I mainly want to know why you are here." Asked Frank. Yes, that's the crime boss' name. No, I'm not kidding. He's a fourth human.

"In the city? To gather power and connections that can be useful for our home. In your dinner? To get you as a subordinate." Said Elizabeth with a sweet smile.

Talking bout status, allow me to show you why I won't be showing it much more:

Name: Dungeon core 01011009/ Aki / Elizabeth

Title: Great perverted. Unique genius. One who reflects about self. Puppeteer. Attuned to ===. Partner of a holy woman. Amazon's first husband. Queen's first husband. Tribe protector. Friend of demons. Dungeon of monster research. Ritual inventor. House of ===. Great house of ===.

Species: Dungeon core

Expansion level 3

Magic Lv 2

Divine Lv 1

Total level: 6

Hp: 660/660 (600)

Mp: 4160/4160 (3200)

Energy: 3840/3840 (3200)

Skills:

Detection (Lv18):

Soul perception Lv 5

Mana perception Lv 6

Ki perception Lv 3

Bloodlust detection Lv 4

Soul arts (Lv16):

Direct control Lv 3

Hex Lv 5

Astral projection Lv 3

Materialization Lv 3

Bless Lv 2

Social (Lv27):

Negotiation Lv 4

Persuasion Lv 4

Leadership Lv 5

Inspire Lv 4

Intimidate Lv 6

Mystical art (Lv45+11):

Mana manipulation Lv 8

Necromancy Lv 3

Ritual magic Lv 5

Demonology Lv 5

Ki manipulation Lv 4

Mind magic Lv 4

Priesthood Lv 3

Golemmancy Lv 3

Sound magic Lv 3

Runeworking Lv 4

Multicasting Lv 3

Healing (Lv30):

Healing magic Lv 4

Diagnosis Lv 5

Soul healing Lv 4

First aid Lv 5

Cirurgy Lv 2

Massage Lv 4

Acupuncture Lv 3

Combat healing Lv 3

Crafting (Lv36):

Blacksmithing Lv 4

Alchemy Lv 2

Enchanting Lv 4

Herbolary Lv 3

Teaching Lv 3

Sewing Lv 2

Mining Lv 5

Pottery Lv 3

Sculpting Lv 3

Drawing Lv 1

Architecture Lv 2

Dismantling Lv 2

Map making Lv 2

Sex (Lv14):

Sexual technique Lv 3

Tentacle sex technique Lv 4

Astral sex technique Lv 4

Oral technique Lv 3

Combat (Lv46+11):

Staff technique Lv 2

Sword technique Lv 1

Spear technique Lv 1

Shield technique Lv 2

Bludgeon technique Lv 2

Axe technique Lv 1

Bow technique Lv 1

Artillery technique Lv 3

Trowing Lv 1

Martial arts Lv 1

Dagger technique Lv 2

Carapace technique Lv 3

Armor technique Lv 2

Teamwork Lv 3

Troop management Lv 4

Beserker Lv 4

Shout Lv 5

Combat-shapeshifting Lv 3

Taunt Lv 8

Academics (Lv68):

Arithmetics Lv 6

Geometry Lv 4

History Lv 2

Physics Lv 4

Herbarium Lv 3

Bestiary Lv 3

Geography Lv 4

Linguistics Lv 5

Metallurgy Lv 3

Paperworking Lv 3

Chemistry Lv 3

Biology Lv 3

Philosophy Lv 5

Sociology Lv 5

Psychology Lv 4

Psychiatry Lv 2

Strategy making Lv 3

Geology Lv 3

Resource management Lv 3

Augmentation (Lv41):

Enhanced Endurance Lv 3

Enhanced Vitality Lv 3

Enhanced Intelligence Lv 4

Enhanced Wisdom Lv 5

Enhanced Will Lv 5

Enhanced Luck Lv 1

Enhanced Charisma Lv 3

Enhanced Perception Lv 3

Enhanced Dexterity Lv 1

Enhanced Health Lv 1

Enhanced Mana Lv 3

Enhanced energy Lv 2

Enhanced soul power Lv 2

Pain resistance Lv 4

Evolved Skills:

Soul chilling screech Lv 1

Mana efficiency Lv 1

Maxed skills:

Mana cost reduction Lv 10

Scream Lv 10

Affinities/magic (Lv48):

Elemental: 80% / Lv 4

Dark: 82% / Lv 4

Death: 75% / Lv 4

Light: 72% / Lv 4

Life: 75% / Lv 4

Arcane: 75% / Lv 4

Void: 77% / Lv 3

Sin: 77% / Lv 4

Virtue: 75% / Lv 4

Time: 75% / Lv 3

Space: 81% / Lv 4

Salt: 30% / Lv 1

Ash: 68% / Lv 2

Mist: 50% / Lv 1

Nature: 84% / Lv 2

He spent quite the time messing with the HUD and decided to get it on the configuration that most related to achievements.

Some new skills are self explanatory. Some are not. Those I don't need to explain till the time comes he actually uses then, so good luck guessing.

By the way, here's what the new titles do:

Queen's first husband (N): As the first king of a Queen you are expected to help your wife with her sudits, defend your home and children. +10% XP gained for management and moral related skills. 5% bonus to fertility.

House of === (I): Obtained by obtaining 25 or more levels on skills relating to (Healing, crafting…). All within territory claimed by the dungeon receive a +10% XP bonus to === related skills. Unlocks special evolutions related to the title for monsters related to dungeon.

Great house of === (II): Obtained by obtaining 50 or more levels on skills relating to (Academics, Combat... ). All within territory claimed by the dungeon receive a +20% XP bonus to === related skills. Unlocks special evolutions related to the title for monsters related to dungeon.

And this is the queen in question:

Name: Garrni'Tsu / ***** / &#@%@

Race: Mother-queen ogress

Titles: War axe acolite. Genius. One who knows self. Holy woman. Perverted. Dungeon monster. Ex-slave. Attuned to ===.

Age: 30

Level: 52 (24 point per level +173)

Hp: 6.150/6.150 (4.100)

Sp: 3.638/3638 (2.425)

Mp: 2.800/2.800 (2.000)

Status:

Vit: 410

End: 250

Con: 250

Dex: 150

Wis: 150

Int: 200

Cha: 100

Per: 100

Luck: 11

(Those '*' are her pet name, just that is is still not totally part of her yet. The jumbled mess is her true name. Not like she can read It either though. And hell if I'm making another of those stat sheet!)