《Rise of the Henchman》Chapter 11: After the Mall
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With the fight over, I am now in the lounge relaxing and watching the news. The only thing I can really take from it was that Black and Yellow were injured and there has been no disclosure of the severity. Since I figured no important information will come, I started to fully ease my muscles and let the fatigue drain away from my body.
“You look relaxed.” said Jet.
“Yeah, I feel I deserved to completely relax.” I replied.
“Does sitting in a chair really count?”
“I stopped thinking, I am always thinking. With what happened, I am letting all my stress out.”
“Weird.”
“Whatever, this is just me.”
We then sat and watched the tv for the next few minutes before Heliodor came limping in. He took a seat and the placed a bag of ice on his crotch.
“How’s it hanging slap nuts?” I Asked.
“Fuck you.” Heliodor said in a groaning voice.
“So, do you need a sex change or are you gonna get a transplant from an animal?”
“Shut the fuck up!” While saying this, Heliodor started to stand up from his seat before sinking back down in pain.
During this exchange Rhodonite came in and said “Stop playing grab ass. Jasper and Jet come with me, Claymore wishes to speak with you two.”
After being summoned, Jet and I left the lounge and went to Claymores office. When we arrived, we were greeted by Claymore.
“Good, you two have come. I will keep this short. You two are gonna be promoted.”
“Why me? I’ve only been doing this for a few months.” I asked a befuddled.
“Simple, you got results. You both did commendable work and deserve a reward. Now with that said you two are dismissed.”
Jet and I returned to the lounge with Heliodor making a face of agony, I decided to rub it in and told Heliodor about the promotion, after which he flipped out and stormed out of the lounge.
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