Yay.

Hoopty Doo…I am out (I slick do not feel enthusiastic about this, hint the sarcasm)

Eww…I feel…shit, I can’t think of a word…uhm, icky. Yeah, that’s it. For real though, YUCK!!! That almost made me not want to do it with Raynar LoL…

Hmm, I wonder how I look…as long as I am not ugly, I can take it…probably. I try to gaze downward, but my motor skills…I hate being a baby. I can barely freaking move…someone is picking me up. Whoever it is, has on something like a maid outfit kind of, so let me assume this is knife wielding demon Mary. Damn it, if you are going to pick me up, pick me up! Do not hold me away from your body like I am carrying some type of disease! I am a baby for crying out loud, do you want me to be a hunch back when I grow older!

(Mary the knife wielding demon in her thoughts) Ugh…this is disgusting, why did I sign up to do this again…anyway, I wonder what the master and duchess are going to do about the baby, since he was born premature and might have some…well, defects. Speaking of the baby, he is a strange one…He was kicking and screaming as soon as the knife was coming at him, but now he is quiet. I should move him to a new set of towels for he can lay on…what’s that on him…I know he is covered in blood and waste, but that is white…noooo…would they while the duchess was pregnant. Well, master was naked when he was a screaming for me at first…and so was the duchess…they were having sex…that is the master’s cum on him, do they not have any shame! (She gasps several times) Well, Eww! How am I going to move him? I will just hold him away from me…he is so light…too light and kind of on the small side, I guess because he is premature. That’s funny, he is babbling at me while he looks like he is trying to gaze into my eyes, I swear he is trying to talk (She giggles). Isn’t that cute. I am going to set you down right here and I will be right back with some stuff to clean you.

(Me) Bitch! You hear me talking to you! (I am moving down…she is setting me down?)…Yeah, you better put me down. Know your place! That’s right, I am glad you are learning, you cannot touch me without my permission…Oh, you are walking away. That’s right! Go in timeout to think about what you did to this young master! Now…what should I do…I could glance around at my surroundings, but I can barely control my neck. I could cultivate “Yawn”, but I am slick tired…“Yawn”. I will just wait until the next time I wake up.

(Astaroth) I cannot believe I listened to you! Now, we might have a special child…

(Vance) What do you mean by special child? Isn’t he our child…won’t he be special to us anyway…

(Astaroth) YOU MUSCLE BRAINED IDIOT!!! I MEANT HE MAY HAVE SOME BIRTH DEFECTS! OUR CHILD MAY BE A CRIPPLE FOR LIFE. (She breaks down in tears while jumping on the bed and burying her face in a pillow)

(Vance) I…I... (Speechless).

(Vance) Astar he will probably be fine (walks over and sit beside her on the bed to comfort her). No, he will definitely be fine. Did you see how he start acting, when Mary used the knife to circumcise him? How he was, kicking screaming, and flailing about, then he stopped when Mary was done. From my viewpoint, he might just be a genius in our midst in the making…

(Astaroth takes the pillow off of her face) Really?

(Vance) Of course, it must be that high elf inheritance you gave him…

(Astaroth giggles with joy) Yeah, we know it did not come from your side…LoL! Of course he is intelligent, he is my baby. I bet he will be the best mage in the history of our kingdom.

(Vance) That hurt Astar, how do you know he did not get it from my side and also I want him to have a warrior profession. I want him to become the strongest warrior in the history of our kingdom for this ole man can live his days in leisure.

(Astaroth) I am not doubting those monsters that spawned you (she giggles) I am doubting you. Why can’t he be both a mage and a warrior?

(Vance) We do not even know if he will possess a blessed body yet. Plus, even though we have great genes ourselves, neither of us have that type of blessed body…

(Astaroth) You are right though; however, you have a tyrant body, while as I have a subclass-heaven body, but not one of that origin that uses both dantians. Well, at least with our genes, he has a high chance of having a blessed body.

(Vance) That is true…you just might be right! Our child… (Enthusiastically roars with laughter of joy while he uses the comforter to wipe his tears; however, it is a little dirty…)

Astar, we might need to clean up a little…

(Astaroth) Why?

(Vance) …we just had sex…and you also had a baby, plus there is blood all over the bed,

(Astaroth) Yes, we do need to clean up for round two (she winks). Also Hun, tell the servants to clean the room (she skips off to the bath).

(Vance) Mary!!!

(Mary) Yes, master?

(Vance) That was quick…order the staff to clean this room please. Also, clean my son and take him to his room. From now on, you are in charge of educating him until the age of five, so I am giving you the authority to do whatever you want or feel necessary for his growth for the time being.

(Mary) Yes master, I will not disappoint you!

(Vance) Good! I will be taking my leave then. (I am going to go ruin my wife’s bath)

(Mary in her thoughts) He gave me authority to do whatever I want until the young master turns five! I practically have as much power as master himself, WOW! I am going to make sure the young master gets me to live my day’s forever in peace, even after the age of five. I am going to groom him nicely for myself (laugh evilly).

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I just remembered that I have to clean the young master, EWW! (Makes her way to the young master) Aww, isn’t that cute, he is fast asleep. Oh well, alrighty then, let me get started on cleaning him. Aww, he has caramel skin… Good Heavens, his hair is split down the middle with two different colors! That will draw quite a shock…that is weird though, the master nor the mistress has that type of hair…or rather anyone, could it be an omen… Whatever, I am tired! I have been on my feet all day! Let me go on ahead and bring the young master to his chambers. (Walks to chambers and places the young master on top of the crib’s mattress and cover, while she sits on the sofa beside it) Ooh, this is quite comfy! I will just go ahead and take my shoes off. Ooh it feels so good to let these dogs of mine breathe, I might as well put them up on the crib, while I rest this overworked body. Ooh, that feels nice and comfy!

(Astarot twitches in his sleep and unconsciously sniffs)…Yawn! That was a great rest! Now, I was going to do something, but I was too sleepy. Hmm…what was it? Ugh! I can’t remember…I might as well get a bearing on my surroundings.

Shit!

Neck work!!!

Please! Hmm…I wonder if I use essence to speed up the growth of my muscles, will it work. I might as well try it, not like I can go anywhere (nah, dumbass). Hmm…it does not feel quite right forcing the essence to restructure my neck…oh well, long as it works. That should be good enough…damn it is still mot working (throws a temper tantrum and starts flailing about). Oh…I can move now. Huh, well what do you know, hissy fits sometimes works. Hmm… (Sniffs the air) Why do I smell corn chips…oh wrinkled soles are in front of me. Anyway, I should go ahe…wait wrinkled soles, someone has there fucking feet on my crib. Who in the world would be that idiotic to infuriate me? Oh, it is that maid…what was her name again, I think it was Mary. Oi Mary, wake up! Shit, I am probably just blabbering baby talk, next time I will have to work on structuring my vocal cords. She is really pissing me off with her feet though. First it was Raynar, now it is her…sigh, I am really in a pathetic situation.

(Mary) Ah, that was a great nap! Oh, the young master is up…huh, he is just sitting up and staring at my feet! Aww, he likes them…

(Astarot) Oh, she is up. Why is she making cooing noises at me? Bitch, do I look like a bird! Coo, coo my ass. Oh she is picking me up, wait…she is putting me back down? She is putting me on the floor at her feet? Is she mentally challenged?

(Mary giggling) There you go young master, aren’t you cute. Wow! The young master eyes are absolutely gorgeous, hmm… his hair and his eyes is probably and omen. Whatever, why don’t I use the young master to have some fun (use his body to massage my feet). Here come my tootsie wootsies (giggles evilly)

(Astarot) What is she doing? Why is she giggling? Why is she moving her feet toward me…No! (Tries to scoot away) I can’t even fucking crawl. Oh no, they are getting closer! Shit, this is reminding me of that reality program on television (animal planet), when the primitive species are instilling their dominance…I am not ready, I am too young to put up a fair fight! No please stop, this is so humiliating and demeaning! Why is all of this happening to me? I just wanted to die at first, but now that I have made the decision to live, yet everything has been going downhill for me ever since…she is still cooing at me, while her feet is grinding onto me (shaking my head mentally, this is slick child abuse too). Ugh, I think I am hungry…blurp, grumble (stomach noises). Sigh, I guess I am hungry…how do I get her to understand me so that I can get something to eat.

(Mary) Huh, my personal massage stopped struggling(giggles evilly). Hmm…the young master is just sitting there with a sad look on his face, I guess the young master is tuckered out from all this fun (giggles evilly). I should probably go give him to the Mistress…

(Astarot) I slick…oh, she is picking me up. At least she is holding me close and offering me head support this time. I wonder how she is going to antagonize me next. Huh, she has firm yet soft mounds…my thoughts slipped, were exiting the room and headed down a huge hall. We’re making a lot of twist and turns, and also went up a flight of stairs to go down a wide corridor that leads to a large pair of ivory gold doors…hmm, this feels like deja vu, I think I have been here before. What was it? Oh, it is my parent’s room…ugh, the horrible memories I tried to bury in mind are resurfacing. What’s this? Mary is giving me to Astaroth…

(Mary) Awe, the young master is snuggling against my breast (giggles). I will make sure you are forever inclined to this lady (giggles evilly). Ugh! I glad I had a chance to rest and had and had a massage, because this is just taking too long. I can never understand why people have these great big ole castles for, when all the castles offer is trouble. Oh, well look at here, I finally made it! Oh the duchess is sitting on the bed reading, I wonder where master is, well never mind. “Mistress”

(Astaroth) Aww Mary, I see you brought my beautiful baby. Let me see him…

(Mary) I brought the young master for you can feed him…

(Astaroth) Okay, my oh my though, he is such a beautiful baby. He had to get his looks from my side…one side of his head of hair is gold, while the other is platinum silver. He has a dot on his fore head that is a contrast between gold and silver too! Oh my gosh…his eyes, one pupil is gold, while the other is platinum sliver! My baby must have a blessed body, he just has too! But with those startling facial features he is sure to attract a lot of attention, I hope he will not get bullied and ostracized that much. Oh, he is babbling at me, you hungry aren’t you… (Shuffles and gown slips off her shoulder to reveal her breast) that’s okay, mother has just what you need (giggle).

(Astarot) What the world? She expects me to drink her milk from her breast with all of those hickies surrounding her areola. She got me fucked all the way up! Do I look like my horny ole man? I am not…oomph! She shoved it in my mouth…it actually isn’t that bad, but why does her nipple feel like it is hardening…no, it must be my imagination. This food though, not what I wanted, but I can make do with this…

(Astaroth biting her upper lip) That feels funny… “Mary, you can leave. I know you must be tired, so you enjoy the rest of the day how you see fit.”

(Mary) “Thank you mistress, I will be leaving!” Well, what do you know…I have been getting so many benefits, since the young master was born. I was right, the young master is an omen…my little omen (giggles evilly while she swaggers out of the castle).

(Astarot) It is definitely hard, plus her cheeks are rosy…I guess I have a taboo parent in this life as well (mental sigh). This milk though, it is sweet and heavy…it almost made me forget about the bummer that is my life. I am quite full now, I need to think seriously now about my future plans. Hmm…while I was cultivating and speeding up the growth of muscle in my neck, I noticed it did not quite feel right. I know back on earth I had one dantian, probably cultivation works differently here. Sheesh, now I wish I would have took that cultivation method from Raynar…hmm I could just wait until I get access to cultivation methods here. But that will take too long, if I wait for normal means. I will just have to use the cultivation method I know now to speed up the growth of muscles in my body for I can find a way to them myself. Huh, someone is coming into the room. It’s a man that is a little taller the average height back on Earth in the United States, so I would probably say six foot two. He has raven black hair with gold specks in it, sword shaped eyebrows, black pupiled eyes with a reddish tint in them, appears to be muscular, wearing some navy blue pants, gray boots, and a white t-shirt. I guess he is my ole man, not mentioning the fact he is sitting on the bed beside my mother motioning for me…

(Vance) Astar, I am finished with the records and documents for our governed land today One of the intelligence reports mentioned the Ashburn family has been acting unbridled…is that my son? Wow! (Gasp) His hair and eyes! He is indeed a handsome little fellow isn’t he! No doubt he got his looks from me…

(Astaroth) You must be a blind granny! Looks from you, hmph!

(Vance chuckles) Don’t be mad, let me hold him…he is a light brat isn’t he, well that doesn’t matter, he will eventually fill up.

(Astaroth) Oh my, Vance you actually look like a father now, you are getting old (chuckles)

(Vance) Is that so…then, what does that say about you (chuckles)

(Astaroth) Hmph!

(Vance) Do not be mad, you are still as ravishing beautiful as when I first met you. It is getting late, I am glad you had a crib designed to be placed in the room, otherwise it would have been a long walk to his room.

(Astaroth giggles) Of course I am beautiful and you were the one that suggested he be on another floor in a different ward than us for his own privacy when he grows older.

(Vance) I did, I forgot…

(Astaroth shaking his head) Go ahead and put him in the crib, it is getting late. Remember we have to go to the Registrar to give him a name and have him recorded as citizen of this kingdom…

(Vance) Yada yada yada (laughs), I know, I know Astar! Sleep well brat and have sweet dreams.

(Astarot) I felt like a third wheel for the whole duration that my ole man has been here. At least I can go to bed and be away from those lovey dovely freaks that call themselves my parents. Time for some shuteye…

(Astaroth) Oh Vance, it is getting late…Uh!

(Vance) That means it is the perfect time to get to know each other better.

(Astaroth purrs) Yesss…

(Astarot) I know they are not

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Don’t they get tired!