《Meanwhile》Meanwhile 4-Saorry not saorry
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As always, story input is appreciated. I've got a penguin story down the line. Still have a few of my own left XD
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So get this..... I had this giant elaborate death game inside a virtual world and some fuckers are playing house.
wtf?
Do they not get I'm try to "send a message" and provide enlightement my forcing a life or death senario in their lives?
Like, I'll admit I'm being a major fuckboi by abducting this many people but comon, why the fuck starts a family in this situation.....
Have they just given up? I mean I guess that is the other way to take the situation.
I think the phrase is "if you can't beat them join them."
so these two lovebirds just decided to accept their new reality a little bit more than I was hoping for.
It's just that.... these two are actually really good at this game.
I'm worried that they might somehow be involved in escaping.
I really don't want these two to get involved.... I feel like it will taint my overall message.
Maybe I should just use my admin powers to kill them. I dunno.... direct murder doesn't feel like a step I want to take.
I'm not entirely a pyscopath I just have a very specific dream that involves several thousand people dying.
Stalin was worse.
Hitler was also worse.
Hell, I'd argue I'm still a better person than most monarchs that have ever existed.
I feel like the media is blowing this whole issue far out of proportion.
Classic misdirection tactics. Focus on violent videogames. Focus on the whole "what has science wrot" bit. Focus on terrorism/ cyber terrorism.
There are so many worse things going on in the world right now.
Hell, some of the players in the game are even from those hell wholes and actual enjoy this experience.
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I can't blame them, having stats in soooooo fucking awesome!
Like, I could jump like 20 meters in the air if I wanted.
Well, I'm the dev, so I'm not really the best example of what you can and cannot do in this game.....
Why the fuck are they not going at it like monkeys!?!?
Kids these days, willing to play house so perfectly, they even include the decrease in sex.
Not that I'm married or anything. I've got a thing, it'll go somewhere eventually. Probably.
Now they have some kindof adopted child.
What is this I don't even.
You know what, I've figered it out.
This is the universe telling me that nobody is going to get my message out of the game.
This sop story stuff is what the media eats up.
I'm going to accelerate this, get this fucking over with.
I'll start by figuring out a way to force those two to actually do something.
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