《Meanwhile》Meanwhile 3- Bardly Drunk
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As I was making this, I had a revelation. What about a story about a penguin? XD
Btw feel free to give me some feedback on this one. I feel like this one needs slightly more pazzas, but I'm not sure where.
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So the hero walks into a bar and it turns into a bar room blitz.
I think thats what I'll have them put on my gravestone.
It sounds like the kind of thing I can put in a song to, so it should make sense for those who knew me.
So I'm a bard. I'm working at this inn and the hero walks in.
He's got his companions with him, suprisingly one of them is a guy.
He came in just when everyone started to get really drunk.
So thats cool.
Also, I noticed some of the rougher crowd showed up tonight.
Fun.
Also some random guy dressed in all black came in like three minutes ago and has been watching the door the whole time.
Seriously, its obvious when you show up to a fucking bar and spend your time watching the door!
I am absolutely sure a fight is going to break out.
I am also pretty sure I'm going to die. Who want to know why?
Because there have been rumors on the road about the hero.
He tends to destroy whatever building he is in. Very quickly. I'm at the back of the building.
I can also tell that the spy has a bunch of subordinants, because they are watching him.
Guess where these idiots decided to sit?
Right in front of me.
I should have told Mary I over her. I should have gone to that family reunion last year.
I don't want to die.
Hold on.
Hold the line.
There is a way out of this!
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I've only been practising on my own.... but I've been using "Sound Magic" for the past couple of years. As soon as the fight starts, I'll stun the group in front of me.
I'll have to use every bit of mana and control I have but if this works I might walk of here tonight.
Then I can go to Mary's and fuck her until dawn.
I can do this.
*A few minutes later*
"What you did back there, bard, was magnificant! I've never seen someone that good at sound magic. You should come with us! With your help, we can save this world."
Fuck all kinds of duck.
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