《Scratch Pad》Trailer Parks and Treants
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Cute girl in the trailer park bizarre / swap meet. Her family made BBQ chicken and ribs to sell. The chicken may combine with what I made to make it better. We’re going on a date spelunking and cave diving later.
Fighting with my brother - well he wants to fight me. I am putting him off because gravity isn’t working on me today. I can jump more than 5’ straight up. Its pissing him off.
I need to put some markers on a few of the nicer trailers in this park. It’s mostly old people who live in them and when they die the trailers will come up for sale.
— Wife wakes me up getting out of bed making the dog whine.
There’s a fallen treant here in the forest. My dad says it’s too late to save it. Gravity is already leaching its power - you can tell from the green streaks leaching into the earth. Could be moss growing on it from the distance. We have a conversation about standing it back up. There isn’t any way to do it. The other trees have moved away so we can’t use pulleys or ropes to lift it upright. What if we were faster? It’s just too late when they fall over. I don’t want to give up.
We’re coming home to a different, remodeled, trailer park. The boiler room has been remodeled into a fancy looking house with bright paint covering it. We’re parking the truck and there’s a Tennant who is responsible for tracking who parks in the lot. He’s going to get evicted because he hasn’t been doing it for a year and a half. We stop to teach him how he could use Siri to record events on his calendar when people park in the lot. He’s Indian (India), and has a model train company called, “Turn in Time”. Every time he talks to Siri there’s a “video event” where I see a ad for his company. It shows a model train setup with this block in the lower right corner that has leds highlighting the logo. The block lifts up, rotates 90 degrees, and shows a different colored face every time the train makes a circuit. In the background there is the music from the old Mary Poppins movie when they are dancing on the roofs. We keep telling him to setup a new calendar for the events and to use the license plate numbers for billing instead of referencing his company calendar. He doesn’t get it.
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— I wake up feeling frustrated.
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