《Ode to Freud》Extra Chapter 9: Hags Poison
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“Didn’t you see? How she moved her hips when she talked to them?”
“What, all of them at once?”
“Oh, you know how she likes more than one. Also, you know what she is like, right?”
“The main source of income for the family, that is for sure.”
“Could you not say such things? My husband wouldn’t fall for such vulgar tricks.”
“That husband of yours would fall even on his all feet!”
“Well, Alice surely has something to say about that, right?”
“Don’t push me. You know I don’t do this kind of things.”
“Common, not even once?”
“Matilda!”
“Oh, spear me the lesson. Everyone has done it at some point.”
“Well, at least you we know have!”
“Very funny. I won’t be giving you that recipe then.”
“Do as you will. It’s not my daughter who is engaged to my son…”
“Really? For a stew recipe?”
“For only this much?”
“That is low.”
“I’m just joking, you know that.”
“Sure I do. Let’s pretend this never happened.”
“Again.”
“Hahahahaha”
“But then, at least it isn’t Alice going around like that.”
“If it was Alice then all of us would be doomed, right?”
“Your husband’s pigs would quit existing pretty fast, that is for sure!”
“Again this story. That didn’t happen.”
“She is a home girl.”
“Let’s be thankful for that.”
“Oh, did you see how that boy returned from the forest?”
“Poor thing. He should have taken better care of himself.”
“I heard it was a wild boar. It’s a shame. That will leave a scar.”
“He was so handsome.”
“A shame he would never go out with you.”
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“Or you”
“Common girls, you all know very well that he would never go out with any of us.”
“That only makes me want to try, though”
“Of course it does”
“What a mean thing to say”
“I don’t mean it that way dear.”
“Oh”
“Also, even if you did try, you know it would be useless, so...”
“Why those three of all people?”
“But do they do it together?”
“I heard only two live like that.”
“Then what do the third does? He isn’t married at that age.”
“Don’t you remember? He is the one with the wound.”
“Good heavens.”
“Yes.”
“Such a pity. Such a young boy also.”
“He isn’t so young anymore.”
“Ah, the only one who remains young forever is Alice.”
“Well, mother also seems very young.”
“I’m sorry for being sincere darling, but no one would envy your mother”
“That is true”
“You two!”
“What can I do, it IS the truth!”
“Enough of this.”
“Why are you all so defensive? Everyone knows it.”
“All, son, stop that. You made a mistake. Here, start again from this part.”
“Your boy is so helpful.”
“To think he would be able to learn at this age.”
“Isn’t that amazing?”
“I guess this is talent for you.”
“Or is it because of something else?”
“Hahahahah”
“Whay do you say All?”
“Uh?”
“Hahahahaha”
“So adorable”
“Here cutie. Let aunt Rina give you a hug.”
“No!”
“Oh my Rina, the young boy has graduated from your charms already!”
“But he surely was energetic earlier!”
“Well, he is young”
“Oh, talking about young, did you see…”
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