《Isekai Harem Trope(WIP)》Chapter 4: Getting caught by guards[Simon]
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I sighed as I got ready for school. Today was the “most important day” for all children after all. Why? Today was the day I took my first step to “adulthood”. I could not explain to my parents I was already an adult and much more than them how brutal this game could get. To make matters worse I did not argue my point very hard, I accepted their side very easily and I knew I could have said my piece better.
No use worrying about spilled milk I got to work on a disguise. Why you may ask? Because in the game at least disguises drastically reduced the chance of an encounter in both civil and delving though they were only one-time use items. I am hoping because this is real it would not be, because I came from the lower middle class meaning my parents had next to no money and I was raiding my mom’s sewing supplies to make a makeshift disguise. My mother did allow it although reluctantly when I said there were bad people out there who could a cute kid like me harm. I felt very dirty when and how I said it but it was for a greater cause.
With my ramshackle disguise built I left for school. I felt extremely nervous when as I made my way to my education grounds. The first thing I noticed is the only men about were children, this was worrying. On top of that many eyes seemed to follow me like almost every woman and none of them seemed innocent. Is this how a hot girl felt when had eyes on them they went across a busy road or any public environment me included. I thought they enjoyed the attention but seeing how it was making me feel right now and I decided this was not ok. I sent a silent sorry to every woman I ever leered at as I made my way across the street making sure to avoid anyone who tried to get close.
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“Halt!” said a loud, commanding voice making me flinch. I knew exactly what was happening but that did not calm my nerves, in fact, that only made it a lot worse.
“Yes...” I stuttered as two women approached me. They were tall and were built like amazons, with large breasts, hourglass figures, and beautifully exotic faces, and even their rear was built to impress. They walked with deadly grace that also looked extremely sexy. Even with all that going for them by they were only considered to be good-looking because they did not have the stats, traits, or passives to enhance any of those features.
They also wore what was essentially bikini armor. That armor had no armor value but those two did not need armor they only did this to futilely attract the opposite sex, sadly because of the extremely low male count and the violent reputation along with their stupidity meant they had next to no luck landing a partner.
So, they resorted to joining a harem with their strength alone with very little success. There were many scenes in the game where they tried to woo the mc by showing off their strength but it only ended in some sort of comic relief. These two were not evil just desperate and horny women whose luck with men was the absolute worst. The other reason nobody liked them was their proclivity of making mountains out of molehills meaning there is a high chance I might get arrested here and I was way too pretty not to be raped in prison where division by sex was not a thing and remember people turned a blind eye when men assaulted because of game logic.
As I was lost in my dark musings, they took the time to surround me on both sides.
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“You look suspicious. By the authority of the guards, we shall now take you in for questions” one of them said.
“Remove your veil so we can a get a good look at you.” the other chimed in.
I did what they asked and immediately removed my veil without any argument thinking they were right I kind of did look shady.
Removing my veil proved caused them to yelp in surprise before being mesmerized by my appearance.
“Di-i-d you k-n-now t-hat it i-s a cri-me to be dres-s-ed like that i-i-n public.” stuttered one.
“Ye-s, in f-act, you co-uld get a pr-etty he-fty fine for dres-sing like a th-ief.” replied the other.
“I am so sorry. I did not know; I was only protecting myself because people like to do naughty things to me.” I answered rapidly. I was internally gagging at the sheer idiocy of my traits. No wonder the forced sex count was so high my traits turned me into an actual fool.
“I-s tha-t so? ahem. Sorry but the rules say you need to be detained for questioning.” one of them said regaining her wits.
"Yeah. There is been a string of robberies going on and you match the build described way too perfectly. I am sorry but in the name of the law you must come with us." replied the other also getting her bearings.
“Really?! But won't I miss school, today I had my awakening and my daddy and mommy told me that today was important.” internally I wanted to shoot myself. These women were very easy to fool but I had so little control over my speech that fooling them proved to be a nigh-impossible task.
“Oh! Really! Do you have a proper 'harem' picked out yet? Do you mind someone a little older? Are warriors the type of people you are looking for in your 'harem'?” excitement radiating off her as she said this completely forgetting the reason she halted me in the first place?
“Yes! Yes! We are very strong you see. We can protect you and keep you safe. We are also very loyal I promise and our devotion skill is very awesome I bet. Wait! wait. Sis we are supposed to be arresting this kid not trying to join him.” intoned the other halfway through her speech realizing they went off-topic.
"But. But. If we arrest him he will never like us and then we will die alone." argued the first.
"Yeah... but did we not take an oath to put the law before anything else?" questioned the second.
"You are right... I hate my job sometimes." replied the first.
Not gonna lie it was amusing to watch their non-sensical banter firsthand but my idiotic self would not move as they were lost in their world so maybe I was not much better off than them.
"Sorry. Be that as it may, you must come with us for questioning. If you are not the culprit we promise to explain the situation to not make you fall in trouble." said the second. The last statement affirmed that they were not bad people just a bit twisted.
"Ok" I answered giving no defense for myself, welp the die was cast let's hope I come out on the other side okay.
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