Hunting for jade beauties~ A trash novel Xianxia Comedy School Life Slice of Life
Long Dong is a young cultivator whom everyone underestimates! "That boy has no power!" his seniors say. Little do they know that his resolution will not break so easily!
"I"ll show you all, and build a harem of jade beauties!" exclaimed the young man, pointing his fist at the moon.
"Misha, calm down, do you want to fail another year?"
"I don't care, as long as I have this demonic power!" Long Dong whips out a pack of over-the-counter codeine, leaving his friend in shock and awe.
And thus a cultivation journey of eastern European delinquent begins!
Wrtten for Fast Food Frontpage Competition, this novel is trash and don't take it as anything else.
trigger warnings: all
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Chapter Selections
1. 1. Running from the janny!
2. 2. Buying baijiu from the store!
3. 3. Arrogant young master!
4. 4. Home, sweet home
5. 5. Genderbender
6. 6. Necromancer
7. 7. Talk no jutsu
8. 8. Stealth
9. 9. Tournament arc
10. 10. Pointless meta chapter where author breaks the 4th wall and talks about the system.
11. 11. Omake
12. 12. Beach episode
13. 13. The curious case of exploding toilet
14. 14. Send an otter to kill an otter
15. 15. Sudden strenght gain
16. 16. God or Devil?! - The Mightiest Man Who Appeared in Santa's Anus!
17. 17. Sadie the sadist
18. 18. Omake- Kama sutra master?
19. 19. Noble sacrifice of the strong spirit
20. 20. Tinder dating!
21. 21. Pitcher
22. 22. Murderhobo
23. 23. Climax
24. 24. Gungnir dato!?!!
25. 25. I reincarnated as a bonobo, but I'm actually a bonobo
Doomed Dungeon
Bastill is kidnapped and sacrificed. Turned into a dungeon by his captor, furthermore they plan to return in five years to collect the matured dungeon core. While his stats are reverted back to the first level, will he be able to overcome his enemy? With experiences from his human life, watch as Bastille builds his dungeon into a fortress, amass an army, and level up. Will he protect his core when the time comes? ______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Please send me art! I will use it and treasure it! ART... I really would like your art... PLease? _______________________________________________________________________________________________________ Started on {5/15/2018} Feel free to crtitique the writing. Its in a rough Draft right now. If I get decent enough feedback I may continue on writing it.
8 191Reincarnated as the God of Shitty Life Counseling for Defective Washed Up Waifus
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8 227War of Redemption
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8 124Diamonds of Tesmaro
Diamonds of Tesmaro is an epic novel about a young Kuro man, Comotos Wellshur, who has ten years of Bounty Hunting training under his belt. He wakes from a frightmare of his past. He experiences the dream every year the night before his birthday but this year is different. That morning he meets a beautiful barmaid, Drusilla, and saves her from a wanted criminal with the highest known bounty on his head, dead or alive! He beheads the criminal, almost losing his life in the process, but the girl he saves is special. She reveals to him a hidden weapon that he carries with him at all times and he uses it to defeat the criminal, it even talks to him! They eventually fall for each other. They travel together, get to know each other, and help each other. Comotos takes Drusilla with him to meet his mentor, Mark and they end up fighting a gang of hoodlums that are literally hanging out at the Bounty Hunter Organization. Mark gives Comotos the bounty money for the criminal after he pickpockets all of the thugs they knocked out. The trio travel to the Ashlar Kingdom to tell the King and his advisor about the completed bounty and all three are rewarded with a free meal and boarding for the night, they meet the King's sorcerer and they are treated to a magic show but something doesn't smell right. After dinner Comotos talks a walk outside and finds the magician talking to someone about them on its wand, he confronts it and learns that someone across the ocean wants to meet him for a special mission. The next morning Comotos and Drusilla and the magician go into the marketplace and shop. Afterward, they take a walk to the docks where Comotos gets robbed! He chases down the culprit only to find out it is a hybrid woman, he helps her up but she spits in his eyes and calls for the guards. He is taken to jail, not before tossing his bag of money to Drusilla, telling her to keep it safe. Drusilla, unfortunately, loses the bag of money to the woman, as she is a more skilling fighter. Both the magician and Drusilla are knocked out and they wake up in darkness, tied to a thick piece of wood. The light shines in on them and the woman approaches, saying that she is sorry if she hurt them, she only wanted the money. Drusilla spittles in the woman's face and she becomes very angry and punches her in the face, which instead of hurting her, breaks her hand. The captain of the ship there comes into the room and tells the woman to get her hand looked after. He tells Drusilla that is his wife and he has to tell her often not to steal from people on the beach. They eventually go to bail Comotos out of jail, not before he meets Lance, another prisoner. He is there because he practically destroyed the very place he was meant to protect. A fellow soldier broke his glasses right after he was knighted and Lance lost his temper and ended up in jail. Comotos' weapon tells him that this guy could be an asset to him and he bails him out when Drusilla finally shows up. There is so much more that happens but I don't want to spoil anything. :3
8 83Character Origins; Shaynen
“Shaynen, what do we do?” Ila yelled. Shaynen looked over at them, at a loss for words. Another rope snapped, and the bridge jerked. “Hold on!” Shaynen shut his eyes as the weight on the weakened trees and ropes became too much and they snapped. The bridge dropped, and Ila screamed. Shaynen’s life is violently and literally dropped from the treetops when a strange black ooze infects his home. With his village destroyed, his family migrates out of the forest and over the mountains for the promise of safety. But of all the people in the village, only Shaynen makes it to the other side. Check out my Behind the Scenes page for cool facts, clips, art, and music. Behind The Page (google.com)
8 258Blood Lust | Jung Jaehyun |
A story you wish you should've not read...
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