In SerialHunting for jade beauties~ A trash novel Xianxia Comedy School Life Slice of Life
Long Dong is a young cultivator whom everyone underestimates! "That boy has no power!" his seniors say. Little do they know that his resolution will not break so easily!
"I"ll show you all, and build a harem of jade beauties!" exclaimed the young man, pointing his fist at the moon.
"Misha, calm down, do you want to fail another year?"
"I don't care, as long as I have this demonic power!" Long Dong whips out a pack of over-the-counter codeine, leaving his friend in shock and awe.
And thus a cultivation journey of eastern European delinquent begins!
Wrtten for Fast Food Frontpage Competition, this novel is trash and don't take it as anything else.
trigger warnings: all
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Chapter Selections
1. 1. Running from the janny!
2. 2. Buying baijiu from the store!
3. 3. Arrogant young master!
4. 4. Home, sweet home
5. 5. Genderbender
6. 6. Necromancer
7. 7. Talk no jutsu
8. 8. Stealth
9. 9. Tournament arc
10. 10. Pointless meta chapter where author breaks the 4th wall and talks about the system.
11. 11. Omake
12. 12. Beach episode
13. 13. The curious case of exploding toilet
14. 14. Send an otter to kill an otter
15. 15. Sudden strenght gain
16. 16. God or Devil?! - The Mightiest Man Who Appeared in Santa's Anus!
17. 17. Sadie the sadist
18. 18. Omake- Kama sutra master?
19. 19. Noble sacrifice of the strong spirit
20. 20. Tinder dating!
21. 21. Pitcher
22. 22. Murderhobo
23. 23. Climax
24. 24. Gungnir dato!?!!
25. 25. I reincarnated as a bonobo, but I'm actually a bonobo
- In Serial95 Chapters
Transcripts
Dr Uru'Nav Xant, Department Head of Research, has been detailing his interviews with the newly discovered 'Creator level' intelligent species 'Human'. The Subject of his study, Jasmine, displays many unique and interesting quirks, the most intriguing of which is the incredibly strong 'frequency' she is able to produce with the help of an implanted alien translator. Together the pair navigate their way through cultural misunderstandings, corporate politics, animal companionship and uncover the mysterious circumstances of the human's abduction. Combining memorable characters, exquisite world-building and an exhilarating pace, Transcripts is an emotional read that will have you ready to take on the universe!Transcripts was previously posted on Reddit and Patreon!
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Stake
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Evil God
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Ruins A.G.A. 2nd Novel in the Ruinsaga series
Lily has saved some of her family and friends in the zombie apocalypse, but has lost others. She and her sister are finally reuinted with her brother. She has discovered there might be worse things than zombies in this new world. She must find new ways to keep her family and friends safe. Copyright 2020. All rights reserved. Names, characters, events and incidents are a product of the author's imagination. Any resemblance to actual persons or events is purely coincidental.
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Being a Bystander is the Best
Protagonist? Supporting character? Love interest? Cannon Fodder? Villain? No thanks. I would like to choose the bystander option please, so I only have to watch the drama while drinking tea and eating popcorn. What!? There's no bystander option? My stats are too high to be a bystander? What is with this broken system! I refuse to choose any of these roles. *Quickly grabs tea and snacks to escape* World Management Team: "............." Role Assignment Team: "..........." Yu Qian: "........." Yu Qian: "What the f*ck did you drag me into?"----------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------Xue Yi had always been a lover of gossip and drama. Always seen at the side of a scene with her lemon tea and snacks watching intently at other people. She spends most of her time finding information on other people for entertainment, being a bystander is her best pastime. However, due to a mishap where she accidentally acquired top-secret information on other foreign countries, she got killed and that was the end to her short twenty years of entertainment filled life. After she died, Xue Yi arrived at the Afterlife HR where they would assign roles for the souls that had died and send them on to their next life in another world to live. Xue Yi was determined to choose the bystander option, however, she was too OP!? Nope, she will never become the main character no matter what. Let's just steal the World Traveling Machine and run. Yu Qian: "Who is this creature that just appeared out of nowhere?" Xue Yi: "Hello fellow mob character. I am Xue Yi a bystander and would like to know where the main characters are?" Yu Qian: "???" Xue Yi: ＼(^ o ^)／ Yu Qian: (*ಠ_ಠ;) Xiao Ji: ╥ ﹏ ╥
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