“I wanna be the very best, like no one ever was-” I was singing one of my favorite songs from when I was younger until Millie interrupted me.

“Can you stop with that horrid singing! I’m trying to get some beauty sleep here!” Millie shouted annoyed.

“Yeah me too!” Farengar also shouted annoyed, until he noticed what he said and instantly shouted. “I apologize for that, my lord. That was completely uncalled for. Punish me if you so wish!” Farengar sat on his knees.

“I won’t punish you, it’s okay if you talk to me like before, just don’t forget your place and we’re okay!” I said as I smiled.

So, with last nights experimentations of my inventory, I found out that whatever I put in, adds to my current weight, so if I put a twig in. Nothing happens, but if I put a tree in, I can still walk… in pain, but the ground will shake with every step, and I’ll be extremely slow.

“So, what’re we going to do today?” I asked.

“Maybe we should expand the cave” Millie suggested.

“And how would we do that?” I replied.

“Pickaxes!” She said.

“I- Fuck! We can actually do that, good idea, Millie!” I said as I pat her head, not noticing her blushing face as I spoke to the system.

“System, weapons… Pickaxes three, now” I also figured out that I didn’t have to go through every… system… slot, if I knew exactly what I was looking for and had enough money for it.

Certainly sir, here you are. 3 golden coins have been taken out of your system “bank account”

The system said, as three pickaxes materialized into thin air, almost hitting us in the process… luckily, we dodged… I swear I heard something click its tongue.

“Okay, now… it’s time to mine!” I said as I hit the wall with the pickaxe a couple times… until Millie grabbed me and shouted.

“We don’t know what we’re doing! And you’re just fucking mining our wall! Without a single idea of what you’re doing!” Millie punched me in the leg.

“So, what do you propose we do?” I asked.

“NPC?” She said, and I facepalmed. Of course, we have enough money for a new NPC!

“System, NPC” I said, as a table appears.

Of course sir, what would you like?:

Male

Female

Random

“Random, Farengar was good… so, why not?” I said.

Yes, sir, female has been chosen, which race would you like?:

Altmer (High Elf)

Bosmer (Wood Elf)

Dunmer (Dark Elf)

Orsimer (Orc)

Nord

Redguard

Imperial

Breton

Argonian

Khajiit

Random

“Random!” I said.

Orsimer has been chosen, sir. Which class would you like this NPC to have?:

Warrior

Mage

Rogue

Merchant

Random

“Random, I want to see what I’ll get this time” I said with a smile on my face.

Certainly, sir, Warrior has been chosen. What shall their name be?

“Alisha” I said.

Of course, sir, as this is not your first NPC, 100 gold has been taken out of your system “bank account”, the next NPC will cost 200 gold. Beginning construction now.

“Thank you system” I said, as I saw the new NPC of mine, Alisha the orc being made. First her head, her chest and arms and then her legs… and she was naked, just like Farengar. I stood there in awe at her body, so did Farengar, Millie snapped us both out.

“What are you numbskulls doing!? Get her some clothes!” Millie ordered.

“Right! System, give me a pair of clothes and underwear for Alisha. Now!” I ordered.

Of course, sir, done. The money has been taken out of your system “bank account”.

“Thank you system” I said.

“Hello there, master!” Alisha said as she kneeled awkwardly.

“It’s alright Alisha, you have no need to kneel before me, just act as casually as you can. Like Farengar!” I said happily.

“Yes, master… I mean sir” Alisha said, still kneeling.

“Now… onto more important matters… do you know how to mine?” I asked.

“Of course I do sir, what true orc wouldn’t know how to mine for their ore?” Alisha has a slightly smug look on her face that vanished almost as suddenly as it appeared.

“Oh… thank god!” I said happily.

“Now, let’s get to work!” Alisha said happily as I gave her one of the three pickaxes, we naturally left Millie out of the hard work. And she guarded the cave with my pets.

After hours of mining, we made the cave as big as a mansion, several stories and all. This is actually more impressive than you’d think. Thank god we had Alisha here! Or we’d probably die due to cave-ins.

“Well, time to sleep... what are we gonna do tomorrow? I wonder…” I asked myself as I dozed off.