While the two men were arguing, Nebel took the chance to sneak away with Rosa and Mitchell in tow… Maya was still trying to reattach her hands sooooo… they ditched her!

They spent a little while walking around the streets that led to the square they had just esca… left, Nebel was diligently looking at the buildings surrounding them, while the two women not knowing what to do did the same.

Other than their Germanic style there wasn’t all that much in common between the houses, some were tall, others short, wide, long, narrow and any combination thereof. The plants and ornaments that lined their walls and filled their gardens equally had no pattern other than the lack of one.

There were ones decorated with animals, others plants, some were decorated with tools and others were just messy workshops… there was even one that was decorated with murals of naked women in suggestive positions… in a homosexual male colony…

Lost in the strange views, after a lengthy walk there came a certain point the girls realized there wasn’t any sausage with them anymore… looking at each other for a moment, Rosa and Mitchell turn on their heel and run back the way they had come.

Luckily they found Nebel only a block back along the street, there he stood, oblivious to his surroundings, staring at a house that had flower pots at the entrance.

Like all the others it had a Germanic style and like quite a few others it had flowers growing in pots lining its pathway and a carefully groomed garden wrapped around it. It had large window and wooden doors, the roof was a deep green shade that brought to mind a pond or maybe a dirty lake.

“This is the place to ask.” Nebel says pointing at the pots full of flowers “Turtle…” he says, making the girls realize he isn’t pointing at the flowers at all. He was pointing at the turtle shell used as a pot…

“NO!!!” Rosa shouts and falls to her knees while Mitchell hangs her head and weeps into her hands…

“What the…!?” Nebel is taken aback and after a moment asks them… “Hey, what’s wrong?”

“We… we failed all women before us…“ Mitchell says raising her face and looking at him with tears running down her face.

Rosa continues for her from the ground where she is now lying on her stomach pounding the ground “A…A man… noticed an aesthetic detail… before me?”

“We have failed as women!!!” the two yell and Rosa jumps to her feet…

Nebel was just shaking his head at their outburst… well once he knew what it was about anyway… “Can’t you just say “Nebel’s gay” or “wow Nebel is perceptive”?”

They ignore him… Rosa opens a display and starts to talk to someone… Nebel hopes to himself that whoever it was would talk some sense into her, he turns to Mitchell and… sees her lifting the handle of her short sword reverse grip in front of her…

“There is only one way out of this disgrace!” she yells and stabs the sword through her own heart… or she would have, if her characters defense didn’t cancel out her own attack, instead it just tore the front of her shirt and left a nasty cut in the flesh of her breasts…

Nebel couldn’t help signing… was everyone he knew nuts?

“Oh ho… this looks fun, can I join in?” a ma…. Woma… something asks them

Nebel looks up and sees the owner of the not quite male not quite female voice… the figure before him was pretty short… wore a skirt and had slim limbs, delicate hands and silky skin… then Nebel looked up and saw a pretty face, bright blue eyes, smooth black hair draped over a petite shoulder and… a huge Adam’s apple in the middle of his throat…

“I saw you admiring my house boy and I couldn’t resist to come out and meet you!” it says pushing back some hair that had fallen in front of its face with a beautiful hand in a movement made with utter elegance…

She? Curtsies and smiles to them “My name is bill… but I’m having it changed to Valentina next week so call me Miss Tina, k?” there was practically small stars and hearts flying out every time it Spoke…. “But you can call me anything you want after we get more… intimate…” it smiles seductively… but the faked female voice ruins it…

The girls were instantly recovered and alert…. The final boss had appeared…. A Trap… Nebel wasn’t sure of victory and he was scared as hell, so preparing all of his concentration he...

His face slowly went red… magic wasn’t working!!?? Nebel turns around and dashes back towards the herb garden square…

“I won’t let you corrupt Nebel!” Rosa shouts and pulls out a knife.

“Nebel’s ours!” Mitchell says “You won’t take him away from woman-kind!”

…

I fierce battle starts behind Nebel who runs for the hills…

Explosions ring out and dust clouds can be seen rising up into the air from nebel’s hiding place… trying t run down the road they had enter the colony through, Nebel ran into an invisible wall… “Oh god no!” was his reaction to finding out he was trapped… with a trap…

After a while a figure walks into the square where Nebel was hiding behind some flowers…

It tosses the two valiant women onto the ground before it and yells out “Yo boy! I was just kidding back there! I haven’t been fixed yet, so I’m not looking for any of that just yet!” it writhers with embarrassment and holds its cheeks “But in a week if you’re free how about we go out and…”

The two homosexual men were still fighting over to one side so they should act as cover if it just overlooked his hiding spot maybe he could… it was standing in front of the floors and was looking straight into his eyes…

Before he even realized it, it had closed the space and was right in front of him… “How!?” was resounding through his head.

It looks over at the two arguing men “Shut the fuck UP!” it shouts, making the two turn towards it… they go pale in the face even though the larger of the two is nearly three times it’s size… “AHHH sorry Bill!” they squeak and retreat into their houses…

“That’s better.” It says and walks over to the well and looks down into it “How’s my little shellster!?” she asks in a cutesy, animal lover talking to pets kind of way.

“Wahh!” Nebel hears from the well, along with splashing, and sees it throw a fish down into the hell, followed by chopping sounds…

It comes back to him and looks down at where he was still hiding behind the flowers… he quickly stands up and faces it. “What can I do for you… Tina?”

It smiles and starts to respond, it’s Adam’s apple bobbing slightly “I was wondering what you were ding admiring my house.”

Nebel tells it about the quest and the two homosexual men’s woe in dealing with the flower kappa, and how he deduced that it was the owner based on the turtle shells, flowers and lack of a pool or well in the garden…

“Ahh I see…” it says nodding it’s head making it’s hair shake “So they don’t want the flower kappa in their well? That’s easy enough to do.”

“HEY! You idiots!” it yells towards the rough direction of the two’s houses, they both swiftly appear at their nearest window…

“Yes!” they both reply with alacrity.

“I’m only staying a week more in this town, can my kappa stay in the well until then!?” it says gritting its teeth and slowly lifting its cute arm’s to point them at the two men…

“Yes!” they both shout while hiding at the bottom of their windows…

“And is that quest you made dealt with?” it says slowly lowering its arms.

“Yes!” they shout, and when she says “Dismissed!” they disappear from sight immediately…

“Well there you go, Nebel my boy!” it says patting him on the head “I have to go pack my things” it tells him “I’ll see you after the operation…” it gives one last smile and then just vanishes from sight…

Feeling a weird sensation Nebel looks down at his right arm and sees “Property of Miss Valentina!” drawn on it… along with little hearts…

…He felt violated…

Wanting to quickly leave… and get a shower... Nebel, picks the two unconscious women up and motions to, the now once more whole, Maya to join him and runs straight out of the homosexual colony…

“So Nebel... that was weird right?” Maya asks him with a pensive look on her face.

Nebel thinks for a moment before replying to the temporary lesbian beside him “...sadly it wasn’t... not for us anyway...”

He only stopped running when they were miles away from there…

When the two women had recovered from their... let’s call it an epic battle... And they had all rested up from their exertions, Nebel made them all move once more towards the east. Just ahead of them was the huge bridge that they would have to cross to get to the eastern city.

The bridge was immense! From once side it was hard to even see the other, kilometres long as it was, and the width was wide enough to fit a town in it easily... in fact there was a town built in the middle and the surface of the bridge was covered by grass. From the sight of some trees growing here and there it was proved to be quite deep and yet this wasn’t a land bridge, it was in fact a man made construct with a huge highway on one side and a clear passage for all manner of ships below.

And the next quest Nebel had taken was ordered by a resident of the outskirts of the small town near the center of the bridge.

All the note said was “Help wanted! Pet! Need Training!” and it had a child’s drawing of a cat beside the words... Not exactly sure how they were going to teach a cat anything but... they should be able to do something!

The walk up the slope of the bridge was mostly uneventful for the group of friends and the view was great, so they enjoyed their peaceful stroll. To their left they could see the waterway slowly narrow in the distance, eventually disappearing from sight all together at the horizon and to the right they could see the ocean? It might just be a lake stretching out with only the southern city’s island blocking the complete view.

Walking into the town they looked around for the house of their next boss... they soon found it on the other side of the town that... didn’t really have anything unique about it... the buildings were all basic rectangular or square brick, cement and/or wooden affairs and the streets were like arrows across the flat ground but... its view was simply amazing.

The house of the quest giver of their new mission was just like those around it, square, wooden and fairly weathered. Stepping up the steps on the front porch of the house, Nebel raises his fist and knocks on the door. A little girl opens it after the call of “Just a minute!” and smiles up at him.

“Hello, were from the adventurer’s office...” he begins

“Ohh!” The little girl says grabing his hand and starting to pull him into the house “You came to teach me how to jump like my kitty!”

not my best but it will have to do. If i rewrite i'll add in more detail to highlight his fear and the girls determination lol

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