《The Half Interesting Life of A Blood Angel.》Chapter 3: The Bandits Are Coming!
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(Music of the chapter-Sobek)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RySHDUU2juM&list=PLHt71SuggaBuc8gKhlc6gNjAY5CBjHMnH&index=49)
“Whaaaaaat’s UUUUUUUUP!!!!!” means the person from POV is speaking
“What. Is. Wrong. With. You?”(Some Idiot) means that [Some Idiot] is speaking
Written by Etez
Edited by Sobek
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Chapter 3 Bandits vs Guards
Asiz awoke under the branches of a large gnarled tree.
*Crack*
“Ahhhhh”
Asiz pressed his hands against his spine and leaned backwards which lead to a loud cracking sound .
“WHHOOO that's better, now then Ichor told me that this was a world of magic and mana so I’m gonna do what any [Shut-in Otaku] would die to do in their lifetime.”
As Asiz was about to do the [THING] when he heard screams in the distant.
“Hnn~? ...Where are those screams coming from?”
He walked where the sounds were coming from. As he walked out of the trees, he could see multiple people fighting in the distant.
‘My god is this the fabled cliche scene? Are these people bandits? And their victims some rich fellows? Truly interesting… or not. Isn’t this too fucked up? The Geezer sends me here and the first thing I see are some rich people getting attacked by bandits… Please why?! THIS IS TOO MUCH CLICHE!!!’
“So what should I do. Hmpf… Play the almighty [Hero] and save them, be the badass type and crush them with excessive powers them or… should I help the bandits?.... Well I’d hate to be that guy who always goes with the flow doing only good things like the classic [Hero]. Honestly that would suck….” mumbled he to himself along the way through the woods.
-Unknown girl POV-
I princess Minea von Trapensburg 11 years old and 23rd daughter of Duke von Trapensburg from the Velium Kingdom. I was on my way to the Ruinen Kingdom to meet my future fiance Hasel Ruinen the 5th prince. The ride on the carriage had been peaceful until now, when we were attacked by bandits. The Guards told me to stay in the carriage because it’s much safer than outside.
I tried to peek out of the window of the carriage and saw that two of my guards already lay unconscious on the ground.
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“Princess Minea! Don’t look out of the carriage and hide! It’s Dangerous!”
I was so distracted that I didn’t realize half of my body was leaning out of the carriage.
Before I went back hiding I caught a glimpse of two lanky men in dirty brown, black attire standing in front of the carriage as they hit Brandon, he then dropped to the ground. Lying next to him were two of the other guards but Peter the guard captain and 12 of the others were still standing.
After two or three minutes I heard Peter who had been personally defending the carriage door drop to the ground with a quiet thud as a woman opened the doors and came into the carriage. She had a cloth hiding her lower face, only showing her eyes and a hood covering her remaining head. She grabbed me and pulled me out of the carriage into the bright mid-day sun.
Thinking that I would die by these scoundrels hand’s I almost started to cry.
“Little princess, if ya don’t want to get hurt then do not move. Do you understand?”(female Bandit)
I quietly nodded back to her. She was holding my mouth shut with one of her hands as she dragged me by my hair to the border of the forest.
“Hey, Nil I got the princess.”(female bandit)
“Ok nice! Ailisha you go help Alena with the girl and I am gonna get Kara and Adama.”(Nil)
“Roger that”(Ailisha)
I could hear two more people speaking but I was so uneasy and frightened that I couldn't understand what they were talking about or even what gender the voices belonged to.
A few seconds later I could see the two dirty men who earlier defeated many of my guards walking towards me. The bulkier of the 2 men wears a cloth to cover his face while the other one has a white mask with a dark blue tear under the left eye socket.
The bulky man with the cloth walked up to the bandit who was holding me and spoke to her in an aggressive tone.
“Sigh… good job for snatching the girl Alena. Now I don’t need to take more of these guards out … Hnn~... Sigh sooo~ tiring.” (?)
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“I think it’s good that you’re fighting so much, if you slack off you’ll get fat!A~da~ma! Tehehe~”(Alena)
“Sigh… I don’t care just hold that girl and don’t let her run away.”(Adama)
The bulkier of the two men is called Adama and speaks with the woman who is holding me. Her name is Alena and has a voice so beautiful and sweet that I can say that even I who has been called the flower of the Velium Kingdom can't compare.
Though i wonder why someone with such a sweet voice like her would become a villainous bandit… Ahh~ why is this happening I just want to go home.
“Sniff sniff... I want to sob… go sniff… home… please sob..”
“Ahh! No come on! Don’t cry little princess! It’s all going to be ok we won’t hurt you. So stop crying please! Okay?”(?)
In front of me stood another woman. She has a beautiful melodious voice just like the one restraining me. She reached up and took off the bandana that covered her face and pulled her hood down.
She looks to be in her early 20s. And has long Raven black hair, droopy black eyes, and a beautiful face.
‘Sniff… Why is a beautiful woman like her sob... a bandit? She ..sob even looks better than some of my older sisters. Mmnhh~ sob sob I just want to go home…’
“Come on stop crying! Please~?” She said in a warm motherly voice.
“Sniff sniff… Uhn O..okay sob…”
“Good girl…”(Black haired woman)
She replied with a gentle smile
The young woman in front of me softly caressed my cheeks in a concerned manner. With a glancing smile she stood up, and pulled her hood and cloth up once more completely hiding her beautiful features.
The man with the mask whose name i don’t know spoke up.
“We took down four guards. How many did you get Alena?”(Bandit with mask)
“I took out two and then snatched the little princess that you can see in my arms, away” said Alena. She gestured to me with her free hand.
“Hic...You killed them?”
“Huh? Ehh~... No i didn’t kill them. They are only a bit injured and unconscious.”(Alena)
“Yup we didn’t kill them either… but they have some pretty serious injuries, because we didn't care really much about them.”(Adama)
As I heard that I was a bit more calm. ‘They aren’t dead hic … that's good sob..’
“...So we need to take care of 12 more guards, huh.”(?)
Another man came out of the woods behind me and I could hear him mumble about something.
“It's Good that you got the princess without problems Alena. Now we have a hostage and probably don’t need to fight anymore. Just need ask them to give us all their money, or who knows what will happen to that kid here.”(Scary bandit)
‘Ahh… I just knew that I was right! I am not safe here… Why can’t a hero in shining armour come and save me!’
“The rest of the Guards are coming...”(Bandit with mask)
All five bandits looked then to where I was dragged from, to see the remaining half of my guards running through the trees towards us.
“Scoundrels Give us the princess back!”(Brian)
I could see Brian, the big brother of Brandon, one of the fallen guards shouting in my direction. In the same moment I could see on my left side in the rear coming out of the woods long, shiny light blue gray hair flutter in the woods. A tall muscular handsome man with stern eyes and odd looking clothes. My… My hero is coming to save me!!!’
Once again all heads were turned as everyone in the forest clearing stopped to look at the new arrival.
“Ehhhhhh~ …..what’s going on here?”(Hero?)
The bandits looked back and forth between the guards and my hero. The same applies for my guards. Each one had a confused expression.
‘Huh?’
“..........................Haahhh!?”(Everyone)
-End of Chapter-
Sry for the Cliffhanger.
U Mother fkers better like this chapter, I took 6 hrs to edit this while I was out eating with my friends instead of talking to them.
Yeah and u still fucked up some sentences like forgeting words...
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