《The Half Interesting Life of A Blood Angel.》Chapter 4: Fuck Royalty
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“Means Asiz speaks”
“You understand that right?”(Some other person)
If the tables In this chapter don't work Its not my fault. I'll get Etez to change it tomorrow
Written by Etez
Edited by Sobek
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Chapter 4 A confusing meeting
“Sigh... So first I experience the phenomenon of death by random truck.Next some creepy perverted geezer pops up… not that I could actually see if he was a pervy geezer or not, but not only that but i’m now on a completley different planet, Arcadia AND i’m lost in a forest walking towards the sounds of people fighting… wow this sure is MAGNIFICENT…”
Cursing his own luck as well as the god who may have influenced it, Asiz walked through the forest.
“Sigh~ I am so tired… Damn I did it again, ever since I got here I’ve seemed to have been sighing more than usual. It's mostly due to the astronomical amounts of headaches I have been receiving lately. a Sigh habit is definitely not good though. If it continues people may think i’m just some asshole who hates work… Sigh fuck my li-”
*SNAP*
*THUD*
“AHH FUCK! Fuck these mother fucking roots in this mother fucking forest!!!!”
… Huh?
What is this stupid thing blocking my eyesight. I fucking swear if I fell in a goddamn dungeon with high level creatures i’m committing seppuku.
As Asiz lay in the dirt a pale light colored box appeared in his vision.
Level
1
Exp.
0/5
Health
398/400
Health Reg.
48.0(12% of Max. Health)/Sec
Mana
200/200
Mana Reg.
4.0(2% of Max. Mana)/Sec
‘HOT DAMN! This is a fabled Status screen from Japanese Light novels. I guess I should’ve expected something like this though that god did say some things about skills and stats didn't he.
‘…Oy Oy Seriously? Aren’t these stats a bit high for my level though? Well I guess I’ll just go with it something like this always happens in Light Novels and anime anyway. Besides I am a Blood Angel, rr something…
Trying to stand up Asiz realized that he was no longer in his grey military attire but was wearing sports pants made of a soft polyester-like material, a black cotton V neck t-shirt, a dark gray cardigan, and a pair of cozy yet oddly durable basketball shoes.
‘.........WAIT A FLYING FUCK!?’ .. Isn’t that a Nike symbol? Dang I haven't seen a pair of these since China was decimated by ICBMs.
‘Well, I know that I just cursed you before! but I am asking for your forgiveness you pervy old geezer. These clothes are great!’
‘I need to take care of these clothes. They were already pretty expensive even back on earth, I wonder exactly how valuable they will be here! Especially if this is the stereotypical “fantasy world” ’
“Ahh how could I forget, In old fantasy novels the protagonist always did something like this to start off.”
“Interface!”
Asiz Satyrs profile made by the [His Shininess The Glorious God of Awesomeness Himself Ichor Lord of Blood Dark Judgment among many other unnamed things(Pervy Old Geezer)]
…...
...
‘...Okay I am just gonna ignore that. Let’s read further...’
….old Geezer)]
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---NAME ---
Asiz Satyr
---TITLES ---
[Herald of Death], [Harbinger of god Ichor], [Immortal], [Sighing Asshole]
---RACE ---
[Blood Angel]
---RACIAL TRAITS ---
[Immortality Rank 1/10],[Blood Trait], [Blood Magic Rank 1/10], [Blood Manipulation Rank 1/10], [Flying Magic], [Familiar Summoning Magic], [Blood Wings], [High-speed Regeneration], [Chantles Incantation], [High-speed Movement Lv1]
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---AGE ---
34
---SKILLS ---
[Status/Profile], [Human Transformation] [Mana Manipulation Rank 1/10], [Blood Manipulation Rank 1/10], [High-speed Regeneration], [Blood Wings], [All Language Comprehension], [Blood Trait], [Chantles Incantation], [Immortality Rank 1/10], [High-speed Movement Lv1]
---MAGIC ARTS ---
[Dark Magic Rank 1/10], [Water Magic Rank 1/10], [Earth Magic Rank 1/10], [Lightning Magic Rank 1/10], [Wind Magic Rank 1/10], [Fire Magic Rank 1/10], [Blood Magic Rank 1/10], [Gravity Magic Rank 1/10], [Summoning Magic Rank 1/10]
---SUB-MAGICS ---
[Flying Magic], [Familiar Summoning Magic], [Shadow Inventory]
-Helping notes from the god that you love so much that you would even die for, Ichor -
…
‘Sigh ...not again. Please. Just die...’
…
Ichor-
⚫ Levels of Magic/Skills
Lv1/2....Beginner(/Scrub)
Lv3/4....Advanced
Lv5/6....Expert
Lv7/8....Master
Lv9....Genius/Insane Idiot
Lv10....Divine
⚫ SKILLS are superior than MAGIC ARTS, because they don’t need mana (so don’t mind that you have the same skill and magic art)
⚫ All SUB-MAGICS are part of a MAGIC ART and every magic that you learned will be listed down under SUB-MAGICS(for example you have [Gravity Magic] but can only use [Flying Magic] of that specific Magic Art)
⚫ All RACIAL TRAITS will be listed by SKILLS, MAGIC ARTS and SUB-MAGICS too(so don’t be confused)
⚫ Your [Immortality] [Racial Trait] is ‘at the moment’ only an infinity life span(you could die through a mortal wound)
⚫ The SKILL [Blood Trait] allows you after drinking the blood of a race to transform into that specific race(you will get a new transformation SKILL). You have the [Human Transformation] SKILL already because you still have the human blood of your past life in you
⚫ If you need more helping notes from me, then just ask me next time we speak. Oh and by the way… if you change between [Human] and [Blood Angel] form with [Human Transformation] it could hurt a “bit”
-Important-
⚫ Don’t tell other people of that [Stats/Profile] SKILL of yours, because normally no one except you could have that SKILL and it could probably start some little problems(except my f***in…… could have giv……….) (some mumble/cursing from Ichor that is impossible to read -Etez)
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“...Hmkay~” finished reading the [Profile Interface] I think that I’m maybe a bit TOO op. “And I am only lvl 1 mwahahahahaha haha hahah~”
-A few seconds later of insane laughter-
“AHAAAHAH... “
*Cough Cough*
‘Anyway it seems as though being a Blood Angel has more benefits than I thought. As expected from a god's herald.
‘Also that [Blood Trait] Skill could be very useful for infiltration, not that I’ll ever need to infiltrate that's just my military brain thinking military things. But seriously how fucking cool would it be to become a dragon!’
Whilst thinking these thoughts, Asiz came to a clearing. He could see human figures standing around the forested area and could hear some words being shouted but, he could not yet hear anything specific.
‘It would probably benefit me to wait and see what the situation is before barging in like and idiot. At least that is what my Military training is telling me to do. BUT this is a new world and i’ve been given the power to do whatever the fuck I want, haven’t been away from a battlefield in years might as well mess around a bit!’
Stepping out of the more dense wooded area into the open clearing Azis saw people wearing medieval attire. From what he knew about the middle ages he could deduce that the 15 men wearing dull iron plate armor were knights or soldiers of some kind, and the people holding a knife to a teenage girls throat were some kind of criminals.
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‘Ok! Now first thing to do is asking what is actually going on so that I won’t misunderstand the situation! ...Yeah NICE PLAN! GJ ASIZ U GOT DAT!’
(Sobek:Was gonna completely revise this sentence but I liked it too much. Plus it will probably give you some insight on just how hard I work to make these chapters acceptable XD)
*shiver*
Asiz felt an ominous feeling which made a shiver go down his back. He gazed around at the people in the clearing and saw that most of them were looking at him with blank expressions…. Except that hostage girl.
‘Oy oy stop staring at me with that delusional look! Its fucking scary.’
After another couple seconds of awkward silence, Asiz said the smartest thing he could possibly think of to start time back up again.
“Ehhhhhh~ …..what’s going on here?”
Everyone in the clearing gave eachother a look as if asking “who the fuck is this muther fker.” While Asiz who completely misunderstood their train of thought was thinking that there may be a language discrepancy or some other matter.
‘Hmm…... are they able to understand me?’
As if time had just been put into a flask of molasse.. And then that same flask was eventually smashed on the ground gradually freeing time. Everyone went back into action
(Nailed it!)
“..........................Haahhh!?”(Everyone)
“Huh? What’s wrong?”
“What’s wrong? Something with you is wrong! You are a hero, right? You should save me!”(Little girl)
“Ha?”(Everyone else except the girl)
Everyone stared at the girl with a quizzical expression. Her face turned bright red, She mumbled something in a small voice and turned her head away.
‘She's obviously read way too many fairy tales.’
“Well anyway could one of you bandits explain what’s currently going on here?”
“Why the fuck should we tell you, you literally came out of the forest and have absolutely nothing to do with this. Besides were kinda occupied with these assholes. I mean come on can’t a guy ransom some prisoners in peace?.”(Blond haired bandit)
“Ohhh so thats whats going on.”
“Wait I just- ahh dammit… FINE! One of our scouts saw these guys camping a little ways down the road last night. Their tents were fucking huge! Can you believe it what kinda person builds an entire great hall just to eat dinner one night, to then just knock it down in the morning? So anyway we saw these guys, they looked like a bunch of arrogant pricks and we attacked them. It seems as though that girl that Alena captured was the princess too!”
”(Blond haired bandit)
‘Oh this is interesting, well I guess if they’re just a bunch of asshole nobles it's not that bad. Meh I probably wouldn’t have helped either way though, I’m just here to have some fun and relax without caring about the consequences.’
“Oh sweet dude, Nice catch! So could you give me directions where your main camp is? Cause I was kind of thinking of becoming a bandit for a while I mean whats a guy supposed to do for fun? Protect princesses?
*PFFTT*
“NO, then I’ll end up like one of those cliche fairy tale knights in shining armor who gets forced to marry a princess. And who the fuck would want to marry a princess? Have you guys even READ Grimms' Fairy Tale? Well if you had you would relize that those relationships always end with the prince getting turned into a crow or being dragged through the street by horses naked in a barrel full of spikes.”
“....”(Everyone)
“Yup I’m definitely not helping some dumb princess I bet she has a shitty personality too. So anyway are we gonna rob these guys or what?”
“W-wait are you offering to.. Help us...”(Same guy)
“Of course I am I wouldn’t have just gone on a rant about how shitty princess’s are if I wasn’t going to.”
“No it's fine I guess we can handle these goons ourselves. I appreciate the offer but you can go.”(Same guy)
‘Shit! I need this money!’
“Oh… Well the whole reason I wanted to help is because.. I uhhhh kinda got lost in the woods. All of my money is gone and I don’t know where the next town is. So I kinda need that money.”
“Oh if that's it then I’ll be happy to oblige. The nearest city is St.Augastine just down the road. Once you get to the gates there will be five silver entry fee.”
The bandit tossed a few coins to Asiz who In turn caught them.
“Once you get inside there should be an inn called Abseits Inn if you still want to become a bandit, then just ask the innkeeper he should know where we are.”(Same guy)
“Ok cool, but if he asks for a name what should I tell him?”
“Just tell him that Nil sent you.”(Nil)
“Oh ok sure, thanks Nil. See ya later then.”
“Sure sure anytime.”
waving his hand Satyr started walking away towards the road. On the opposite side of the clearing.
“W-wait.”
Asiz stopped as he heard the princess’s voice.
“Yeah what is it?”
He noticed that the princess’s face was red and there were tears in the corners of her eyes.
“Arent you gonna save me? You’re supposed to be my hero who’ll save me from these evil bandits!!”
Asiz’s face darkened for a moment. And he spoke in a monotone voice.
“Sorry honey I don't have anymore patience for arrogant nobles. You see I have a bit of a history with people who abuse their power.”
He then turned and continued to walk away. Leaving a group of astonished people standing in the clearing unable to comprehend what just happened.
A short moment later Asiz could hear that the others had resumed their business once more.
Grinning the former general could only think of how interesting the new world is going to be.
‘I won’t bow my head to anyone. Nobles huh well looks like my job as the harbinger has just begun.’
-End of Chapter-
Sobek:Sup nerdz! This is the fifth chapter (if u include prologue) so I wanted to ask what u think so far. Who is better me or Etez?, am I stupid, and am I too cool for this website?
Also give me a title for our fic slaves!!! If u dont ill keep asking until u do!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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