《The Half Interesting Life of A Blood Angel.》Chapter 1: Talk with [The Perverted Old Geezer] God
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(Music of the chapter Perfectly describes chapter -Sobok) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-w-58hQ9dLk
(Just don’t mind that above -Etez)
Written by Etez
Edited by Sobek
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“Asiz Satyr….”
‘I think... I just died, but why am i hearing things and even conscious.... what the hell is even going on!?’
“Asiz…”
‘And i can hear the voice again....”
“Hmm~...should I try something else? ...Ahhh I know! General Satyr can you heeeaaar meee~?”
‘...............WHAT THE HELL WAS THAT!?!? Should i try to respond?’
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..
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“Ehhmmm~ oi you… crazy perv voice, can you hear me?”
“What did you say!?!”
‘huh… didn’t think it would respond to me…’
“Eto~ ...Um sorry~? Mr. Something!”
“I’m not a [Something], you know? Have you ever heard of proper manners?”
“Hmpf...Says the one who hasn’t even introduced himself yet, ...you SURE are a nice guy. Seriously… sigh.”
“Ara ara, My bad, I’m the [God of Blood and Dark Judgment Ichor]. And by the way thanks for the compliment.”
‘That guy sure sounded pleased after i complimented him, although it was only sarcasm. He might be a bit dense... Though it makes you wonder how arrogant this guys is to add titles like [God of Blood and Dark Judgment] to his name.
*sigh* Guess I gotta play the nice guy.
“Nice to meet you too Ichor, I’m Asiz Satyr a military general… former... i think, because I’m dead right now, right?”
“Mhm! You’re as dead as a Dodo you sure perceive your surroundings fast! And by the way I know almost everything about you so ya don’t need to introduce yourself.”
‘Is that guy serious!?’
“Sigh...yeah so you want something from me right, why else would I be speaking to a god after I die? or is it normal to hold a conversation with one once you pass on?”
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“DING DING DING! Right on all accounts, nope its not normal to be talking to one as exalted as myself. And yup I do kinda want you to do a little favor for me.”
“So what is the [Something] that you want from me?”
“Well lets see...I’m going to reincarnate you as my [Herald(Harbinger) of Death], a [Blood Angel] so to speak, on the planet [Arcadia]. The planet is a few times bigger than your old one and is a world of magic. There are many more sentient races like humans, such as elves, vampires, dragons and many more. It’s kinda like those fantasy stories from your world so you probably won’t have any problems.
As a [Blood Angel] you will be the only one of your kind, because no one except me can create one and I didn’t feel like having one before, so you are basically like ancestor of the [Blood Angel] lineage and because of that you will be quite powerful, but I hope you don’t think that you’ll be very powerful instantly cause you won’t. Of course If you master your abilities then it wouldn’t be impossible to do things like I don’t know… destroy a city. You could even become one of the strongest in this world, and if you decide to learn magic, you will have near unlimited potential. Hell you may even become a badass god like me.
“Yeah so... I have a few questions, first question is about magic. Does it work with that [Mana] thing like in animes, mangas or fantasy novels from my world?”
“Yeah, it does.”
“Ok then, next is my second question. Could you say what magic kinds exist?”
“The basic ones are water, fire, earth, wind and [Lightning Magic]. [Gravity Magic], [Summoning Magic], [Light Magic], [Holy Magic], [Dark Magic], [Blood Magic], [Mana Manipulation Magic], [Mind Manipulation Magic], [Nature Magic], [Illusion Magic], [Time Magic] and [Wild Magic]. Normal people can’t have both [Water Magic] and [Lightning Magic], because of some law(-shit) of this world that I don’t really get myself, but some races have [Racial Traits] and those are exceptions that are going against [Law of the World], because of that they can learn both, [Water Magic] and [Lightning Magic].
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Some kinds of magic are only learnable by specific races that have [Racial Traits], like dragons are the only ones able to learn [Wild Magic] or elves are one of the only ones to learn [Nature Magic] etc.
All magic kinds I mentioned are only the general ones and have many different magic arts in it, like [Gravity Magic] has [Fly Magic] as a [Sub-Magic] or [Mind Manipulation Magic] has [Mind Control Magic] and [Mind Reading Magic] and more.”
“Ok that’s probably enough for now, because my head could explode after u told me ALL OF THE GOD DAMN TYPES OF MAGIC...
*sigh*
Anyway my last 2 questions are, if I could ever contact you while on Arcadia and if you could make something like a game interface where I could see my stats, because it would be too difficult to remember everything I can do.”
“Hmm.. I could try it out, but it probably won’t be very good cause I have never done it before. And about the contact between us, it’s like this... I can only contact you when you aren’t conscious. So you need to be asleep or unconscious. I mean I guess you could just knock yourself out every time you want to talk to me, but that probably wouldn't be very fun.”
“Oh.. Okay and by the way, Ichor.”
“Hnn?”
“What do you want me to do for you in this world? You never mentioned anything. Oh and one last thing. Why ME?”
“Hmmm Why you? ...I don't know, why not?”
“.....”
“Could I ask you a question too, Asiz?”
“......................Hnn? ……Ah sorry you left me in a daze a moment ago so could you please say your last sentence again?”
“I said, could I ask you a question too?”
“Yeah, what?”
“Why are you so calm even though you just died a few minutes ago?”
“Why not?”
“I’ll say it again… YOU. JUST. DIED. and it wasn't even a good death I mean where the hell did that truck come from anyway? I mean I’m a god and even I don’t know!? ”
“And?”
‘..............Why am I even asking him? He doesn’t seem to even give a shit that he just died. It’s probably because of the truck that he doesn’t give a shit...’
-After a few minutes complete silence-
“Sorry about that, it doesn’t matter anymore.”
“So what’s going to happen now?”
“I’m going to rid you of my glorious self, Go on scram I’ve got work to do, people don’t just slaughter themselves you know…. Oh wait… never mind. ANYWAY it’s time to go!”
“Hmpf ...okay bye then, perverted old geezer(god).”
“I heard that!”
Asiz’ mind went blank.
-On Arcadia-
Leaning on the gnarled roots of an ancient oak tree, A young man was peacefully sleeping...
:3
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Blue will after this chapter always be me and red Sobok, if something is written that isn’t part of the story -Etez
Stop telling me what to do! Ur not my dad! -Sobek
…….okay~? -Etez
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