《YOLO?》Chapter 27
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Day 229
The chef that cooks for us gladiators was sick today.
Early in the morning I was randomly chosen along with Ran, the dark elf, Hansom the tiger beast man and Ptolemy the albino kid to the chefs until the head chef was back to full health. It was our duty to make sure everyone was satisfied with their meal.
'Hehehe I learned how to cook in my previous life. Gotta know how to score points with the ladies.'
But since I'm cooking for a bunch of sweaty muscular guys and sexy hot women. I decided that I am going to cook the food of the gods. French fries and hamburgers. Lots and lots of French Fries and hamburgers. I tell everyone that I'm going to be in charge of this kitchen because I have experience cook and they look glad that someone in our group know show to cook. Because having hundreds of starving gladiators angry is not healthy for you.
I take a look at the inventory of food and find plenty of potatoes, as expected. I find plenty of flour to make the hamburger buns, a lot of cow meat for the patties, I don't find lettuce but there are cabbages so I'm gonna use those. There are tomatoes and onions and cheese as well. Too bad there are no sesame seeds for the buns.
I preheat the oven and take charge over my slav... ahem... "friends" and tell them what to do. First I teach Ran how to mix in the flour water and eggs to make the dough for the buns. Then I move over the the tiger beast man and teach him how to grind the meat to make the patties. Then I have the Ptolemy and the dark elf whose name is Harken Silvertongue cut the potatoes, onions, and tomatoes and cheese.
I fill the pot with oil and heat it up. Then I help Ran with making the dough. We shape the dough into fine shapes for hamburger buns then put it into the oven. I make Ran go back and do it again cause we have to cook for several hundred people.
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I help Hanson grind the meat and tell him how to shape the ground beef into circle shapes and mix in some spices to make it taste better. I go to Ptolemy and Harken and take the potatoes that they cut and put it into the pot of oil. I have them go back to cutting the vegetables and cheese while I take care of the fries
I go back to Ran and find that the bread is finished baking. I take her and cut the bread with her and tell her to go make more bread.
I go to Hanson and show him how to grill the meat into perfection.
I teach Harken when to take out the french fries and put him in charge of that. While I take over cutting the potatoes with Ptolemy.
Now is the moment of truth. I gather everyone in the kitchen for our lunch time or else we won't have time to eat later.
I get the hamburger buns. I put on the patty. I put the cheese on the patty. I put on the sliced cabbage, onions and tomatoes on it. Then I put on the bun on top. I get a handful of french fries and sprinkle salt on it and mix it around and put it on the plate with the hamburger.
The others follow what I do and have their work of art in front of them.
Now that everyone is finished constructing their burger I take the first bite. I tastes like heaven. I begin crying tears of joy and everyone looks at me strangely.
Ran is the first on to take the bite out of the burger. She begins chewing and then her face lights up into a smile and tells everyone that it tastes good.
That seemed to get everyone to try their burger. They all finished in less than 3 minutes. They basically inhaled their fries like oxygen. They looked at me like I was their god.
'MUAHAHAHAHHAHAHA BOW BEFORE ME FOOLISH MORTALS WHO DO NOT KNOW THE JOYS OF THE HAMBURGER AND FRENCH FRIES!!!!!!!!!!!'
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We quickly finish the rest of the food and prepare to serve it to the gladiators.
It was rush hour. There were so many that we had to serve it was pretty crazy in the kitchen but we were able to make it.
At first everyone had doubts about this new food that they have never seen before but after they took their first bite they came back for seconds and thirds and fourths.
They were no longer hamburger virgins. They have now graduated into true adults that now have the knowledge of what true happiness is.
Thus the hectic day ended.
Day 230
The gladiators did not like it when the chef came back. They practically demanded and begged that I go back and cook for them. The chef was not happy.
But the kind and generous person that I am I obliged to their wishes and once more went back into the kitchen. Today I cooked for them pizza and they fucking loved it.
Yes today was a glorious day for all gladiators in the Coliseum. They sang praises at my genius cooking.
I have been given a new nickname... The Gladiator of the Kitchen
I was quite proud of this. I have now made a name for myself and everyone treats me with respect.
Day 1,325
Three years have passed since I came to the Coliseum as a slave.
I have gained much popularity in the Coliseum and I got pretty fucking good with my glaive.
Apparently my amazing cooking skills have reached out of the Coliseum and now I am known as the Gladiator of the Kitchen by the audience and they say that my cooking skills are legendary.
There have been times that nobles came to eat my food and they offered to free me and make me their own personal cook but they would not free Ran so I had to refuse. Chefs from all over the world have come just to taste my food and had orgasms with every bite.
Some offered to be my apprentice but they couldn't because I was a gladiator. I taught many chefs and the delicious foods that I created spread all around the world.
I am now 13 years old I think and I think Ran is 9 years old.
There is going to be a tournament. This tournament is held once every 5 years and the winner gets one wish from the Demon King. If I win this I can be free with Ran.
After the whole cooking incident I became pretty close friends with Harken, Hanson, and Ptolemy.
Harken the dark elf was and outcast and was exiled by his tribe because he did some things that he didn't tell me about.
Hanson was from a tribe of tiger beast men and he actually volunteered to be a gladiator for the thrill of battle. He is pretty fucking crazy if you ask me. His tribe is very warlike and love to battle.
Ptolemy is from the Dark continent. The Dark continent is in a unexplored part of the world and there are rumors that only monsters that are A rank and above live there. He was captured when he was 8 and was brought here. His tribe lived in the mountains. It was basically survival of the fittest. Every adult in his tribe was at least as strong as an S rank monster. His tribe was small and only had about 40 people living in it. The weak were killed off.
The tournament is to start a week from today and fighters from all over the world is gonna gather here. Gladiators can join also but the viewers have to vote them into the tournament. Only 10 gladiators are going to be picked for the tournament.
Magic is allowed.
'Fuck yes!!! I'm gonna fuck all of them up.'
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Sorry that this is my only post today I am sick.
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