I wake up and realize that I died.... again....

'Shit! that fucking human stepped on me!!

ON PURPOSE!!!'

While I am fuming in anger I realize that I am in my old human body again. Then hear a voice behind me that sounds eerily like M*rgan Fr*eman.

"It doesn't feel good to die does it?"

I turn around and see a black guy that looks exactly like M*rgan Fr*eman.

"Holy shit! WTF! who the hell are you?"-Me

"I am God." -M*rgan Fr*eman

"Bullshit!" - Me

Suddenly I feel something wet and squishy land on my head. I fall down and the smell hits my like a freight train. I realize that it's shit...

"What the fuck was that for?" -Me

"SHUT THE FUCK UP BITCH!" - God

His face turns into a mask of fury and his voice resounds all around the space around us and it is filled with power and I tremble in fear and I realize with my intelligent brain that the person before me is God.

"Are you done bitching?" - God

I nod my head slowly.

"Good. Now I have some things to tell you.

I saw how you lived on Earth and I didn't really like the way you were such a dick.

So... I am going to give you another chance of life.

I am giving your soul to a friend of mine who is a god because I lost to him in poker. His name is Arlinus the god of wealth, luck, and wisdom.

Do you have any questions? No? Good. Goodbye." -God

Before I had a chance to reply the scene changed and I saw an old guy that looked strangely very similar to G*ndalf except this guys was pimped out and had golden rings with jewels on them and a suit that looked like it costed thousands of dollars.

"Ah so God finally decided to pay back his debt with you eh?"-G*ndalf

"I am Arlinus as you might have heard already and I am sending you into my world so that I may have some fun and laugh at you." -Arlinus

As I am about to reply to him I suddenly find that I have no mouth...

"Ah, yes I took away your mouth to shut you up so that you listen to my explanation before you start bitching about something." -Arlinus

"The world that you are about to go into is filled with magic and monsters. Like a fairy tale if I were to talk about things from your world's perspective. I decided to give you a chance to amuse me right now for benefits to your new body in this new world. I will give you 5 minutes to tell me a joke that will make me laugh. If you don't then no harm done, I will just let you reincarnate into a female sex slave. Time starts now." -Arlinus

Horrified I rack by brain to think of some random joke.

"What is yellow and black and makes you laugh?" -Me

"I don't know what?" -Arlinus

"A bus full of niggers falling off a cliff."-Me

"4 minutes and 10 seconds."-Arlinus

"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear?

.... Sneakers!"-Me

"3 minutes and 40 seconds." -Arlinus

"Do you want to hear a clean joke?"-Me

"Sure."-Arlinus

"I took a bath with Bubbles."-Me

"..." -Arlinus

"Do you want to hear a dirty joke?" -Me

"Okay..."-Arlinus

"Bubbles is my next door neighbor." -Me

"hehe... HAHAHAHA..... that was a pretty good joke. Okay I decided that you are pretty funny so I will personally give you some benefits in your next life." - Arlinus

Then darkness again.