Sry for my long absence, i have been busy at work for quite awhile, and have not had the time to do much. Well, i was not just working! Alas i was out planning what i would do next for this little story, without further ado, i will let this story do the talking!

Enjoy!

P.S. i am still looking for an editor, to help me piece together this messy child :D

"Thog my dear, it is time!" -????

"Thog will destroy nasty god for Thog's pretty lady!" -Thog

"Can't you give it a rest! I have been dealing with your damned pet talk for over an hour!" -Tracy

Tracy sighs

"Big door! It is time for Thog to punish nasty god, kill God's babies, like god killed Thog's!" -Thog

Thog rammed his shoulder into the massive 20' door, and smashed it as if it were made of paper

"Oh Thog, I love that brutal strength of yours, almost like the day we met" -????

The mystery lady blushed

"Enough! Thog, we should have planned this out better, this isn't like all the damned balors you keep killing, this is a GOD for crying out loud. *Sigh* well, it's a bit late now." -Tracy

*Loud rumbling*

"Hmph! You DARE enter my throne, you kill my children, you kill my wife, and dare to stand against ME, A GOD!!!! YOU WILL DIE!" -Nasty god

Just then Thog rushed the god, and grabbed it by the scruff of his neck without even giving him a chance to react and started swinging him around the room by his overly long hair.

Thog released him, and he crashed into a wall, making a rather nasty god shaped hole.

"Thog beat you! Thog win, nasty god!" -Thog

Tracy let loose a sigh, wasn't this meant to be a god? And in a single hit!

"Buahahaha! Pathetic! I even let you have the first attack, and this is all you could do?!?!?!" -Nasty god

Just then a wave of magical energy flooded the area pushing the three of them to the floor and held them there, the raw magic burning their skins.

"Just.... give me a break..... HOLY AURA!" -Tracy

Just then a massive white light surrounded them and dissipated the dark magic as if it were non-existent

Tracy lunged at the god, sword drawn, and swiped at him

"Hah! It seems one of you has more than blunt force, come!" -Nasty god

The god then pulled out a sword as black as night, pulsing with red bloodthirst.

The two then proceed to swordfight, one wielding a sword of pure darkness, another filled with the life of the world tree

Cross, parry, parry, slash, cross, it seemed the pattern repeated, and repeated, each strike filling the room with chaotic energy as the two opposing forces conflicted.

"Yay! Gettem Tracy! Thog roots for you!" -Thog

"Dammit, instead of watching, why dont you HELP!" -Tracy

"Tracy looks like he is having fun, Thog not interfere." -Thog

"Dammit Thog, HELP ME!" -Tracy

Suddenly a massive force pushed them into the ground, this time, much more powerful than the first

"Holy light! Dammit, it's not working" -Tracy

"Thog, I need help! I cant stand it any longer!" -?????

"Thog's pretty lady, no!" -Thog

"Well, this was fun, but it is time for this nonsense to end. Die!" -Nasty god

Suddenly, two full grown goblins burst through the door

"Thog! You look like you are in a bit of trouble, Well i brought some friends to help!" -Hobgob

Suddenly hordes of monsters, a lich, a basilisk, a highthy drow, a guild master, and many others showed up in droves. Most of which were "pets" at one time or another.

The tables were turned on the god in an instint, goblins casing god class spells, liches casting darkness immunity on the monsters, monsters bull rushing the god, the whole scene was a chaotic mess

Thog finally rose despite the overpowering magic holding him in place, and he forced his way to the front

"This is impossible! How could i be defeated by puny mortals!" -Nasty god

Suddenly a large tree trunk was raised above the gods head

"Because Thog is better than you." -Thog

*Crunch*

"Bah!" -Nasty god?

suddenly a rather cranky god woke up, drenched in sweat.

"Are you ok my lord!" -????

A demon rushed in to see what the commotion was about

"Yeah bro, just a nasty dream. Also, how many times i gotta tell you, call me willson." -Willson

"A lowly imp such as i could never do such a thing my lord! OH, i forgot to tell you, the next batch of heroes are here" -Imp

"*Sigh* shit. i hate this job. Can't you take over for me, or something?" -Willson

"Hells no, my lord! I am but an imp, i would surely perish the moment they lay eyes on me!" -Imp

"Damn. Fine then, ill be out in a minute." -Willson

The god then changed out his nice sleepwear, for much less confratable armor and a dark sword

"Damn... well i best get this over with." -Willson

The sleepy god then walked into his throne room where his "Lovely" wife was sitting "Calmly"

"Hah! Pathetic mortals, you dare kill my children, mock my guards, and enter my throne room! DIE!" -willson