Chapter 6: Harem Problems

“...First of all, pull up her shorts!” (Jenny)

I snapped back to reality when I heard Jenny’s voice and pulled up Geo’s shorts.

“So...Geo’s a girl...did you know?” (Max)

“...Honestly, no...” (Jenny)

“Right? Since I didn’t notice, it’s impossible Jenny did.” (Max)

“Hey! That’s rude!” (Jenny)

“Oops, I was supposed to say that in my head...guess it leaked out...” (Max)

“Your thoughts are still leaking! Rather, don’t badmouth your teacher in your head!” (Jenny)

Ignoring Jenny, I assembled my thoughts.

Geo is a girl. Then why is her name George? And she also wants to be a hero. Rather, every action she had until now is that of a boy!

Maybe his...err, her real name is Georgia? No, why would she bother to change it to George?

Hmm...come to think of it, she never mentioned her family before. Most likely scenario is that if she has sibling, then they’re all boys or her father wanted her to be a strong man...person...so she was disillusioned?

Well, let’s just ask her after she wakes up…

“Anyway Jenny. Talk to this guy...girl’s parents. It’s your job.” (Max)

“Okay...wait, don’t just order your teacher around! I know what to do!” (Jenny)

I carried Geo to the bus as I ignore the rant of this woman who can’t find a boyfriend at her age and with that face. This time, I enjoyed the sensation of Geo leaning on my back.

When I reached the back row, the girls were waiting for me in their previous arrangement so I again enjoyed having the three girls surround me.

As for Geo, I left her be.

My mouth curled upwards as I thought of how to tease her...kukuku…

* * *

Ah, before I knew it, I had fallen asleep.

Looking around, Zoe is still curled on my lap as she clung to my shirt. It must be my imagination when I saw her sniff on my body like a dog...no, wait, she’s really smelling me!

And while sleeping at that!

I sigh at this and looked to my right. Mica was hugging my arm and her head rested on my shoulder making a weird smiling expression...oi, there’s drool falling!

As for the left, Livia is hugging and holding my hand and her head is also resting on my shoulder...the problem is, her hand that was holding my hand is in a weird place…

Where? Well...uhh, for some reason...it was placed between her legs...and below her dress...so my hand is directly rubbing on her panties and her private part.

Now that I take a good look, her expression is also weird...huh? My hand is wet…oi...this girl…

Let’s not think about that.

Shaking my head to snap myself out. I looked out the window to see where we are.

Oh, the school should be around the corner now. Let’s wake these kids up.

First, I used my right hand to pat Zoe’s head and stroke it.

“Zoe, wake up.” (Max)

“Unya~?” (Zoe)

Zoe stretched her body while purring...oi, I thought you were supposed to be a dog!?

“Mornin’~” (Zoe)

“It’s afternoon though...“ (Max)

Zoe seemed to be half asleep and ignored me. Instead, she licked my face again…

To surprise her, I caught her tongue with my mouth, used my right hand to push her on the butt, and gave her a deep morning kiss.

“Mm-!?” (Zoe)

She should be fully awake now so I stopped.

After releasing her, she gasped for breath with a red face.

Next, I turned towards Mica who seemed to have started to wake from the commotion.

But before she was fully aware of the situation, I licked the saliva on her face clean then proceeding to kiss her too.

“Wh-mmm-!?” (Mica)

Then, it’s Livia’s turn. She was already awake and is patiently waiting her turn.

I removed my left hand that she placed between her legs and had her suck my hand.

This is for wetting my hand!

While she sucked, she began to moan and pant lewdly…

When I was satisfied and removed my hand, with a crazed look, she grabbed my head and force our lips to connect…

This girl is getting lewder and lewder...to the point where she might grow up as a slut…well, I won’t allow that. At least, she can only be a slut towards me!

However, let’s hope she doesn’t become a yandere...but that is also somewhat sexy…

After the girls are satisfied, I noticed another gaze locked towards me...it’s Geo…

It seems she’s been watching us from the start...her face is red too. Though, I don’t know if that was due to embarrassment, interest, or what.

“Hehe, do you also want a kiss?” (Max)

“Wh- d-don’t be stupid! We’re both boys!” (Geo)

...She really believes she’s a boy…but this is fun too...kukuku, let’s play along~

“Oh? I didn’t mention kissing me though?...Or perhaps...you want to?” (Max)

“Eh? A-ah...that...o-of course not!” (Geo)

“Don’t be like that…You really don’t want to?” (Max)

I touched her chin and pulled her closer to my face and smiled.

Her face reddened even more and she became more embarrassed.

“Wawawa~ n-noo~ wa~” (Geo)

“Don’t panic. I won’t bite...unless you’re into that?” (Max)

“I-into what?” (Geo)

“I wonder~?” (Max)

I kept the distance of our face closer and closer. Until there’s only about a half centimeter left for our lips to touch.

Ohoh, even though she said she doesn’t want it, her lips have been stretching forward.

“Take a deep breath.” (Max)

“Eh? Mmn!!!???” (Geo)

I’m kissing a girl who thinks she’s a boy...it’s strangely exciting…

While kissing, I placed Zoe to straddle on my left leg while I pulled Geo to straddle on my right leg.

Zoe seems to have found this interesting and moved closer to watch the kiss...causing her left hand to touch my crotch so she can support her body.

I feel aroused. But it doesn’t stand up...I guess this body’s age is still too young for that.

Still, I didn’t push her away.

After a few minutes, I separated my lips with Geo’s who let out an ‘Aa...’ as if she still hadn’t have enough.

“How is it? To be kissed by a boy...” (Max)

“Uuu...even though I said we can’t...” (Geo)

“Why?” (Max)

“Because we’re both boys!” (Geo)

“Who said you were a boy?” (Max)

“My father! He said that his child must be a strong man! So that means I’m a man! And I’m going to be strong! That way...that way, father won’t ignore me anymore!” (Geo)

So it was something like that…

“Unlike my older brothers, father treats me like he treats mom! Because mom is weak! He doesn’t pay her much attention and is always with my older brothers!” (Geo)

“...Geo, is your father a soldier?” (Max)

“H-how did you know?” (Geo)

“Then your brothers? Are they also soldiers?” (Max)

“Right! Max! How did you know? Did you use magic?” (Geo)

“Umm, no. Besides that, Geo, aren’t you misunderstanding something?” (Max)

Geo tilted her head as she can’t understand.

“Geo, the reason you father spends more time with your older brothers is because they have the same work! And usually, soldiers spend little time in their home, so it’s not that your father is ignoring you and your mother. It’s because he is busy saving other people! In truth, he most likely cares a lot for you and your mother.” (Max)

“...Work? Saving other people? Like a Hero? Like Max?” (Geo)

“Right. You father, and your brothers too, they’re heroes! Because you’re his precious girl, he doesn’t want you to get hurt.” (Max)

“Then I will also be a hero! Please teach me Max!” (Geo)

...Aaand we’re back to square one…

“Uu...like I thought...because I’m a girl, I can’t be a hero?” (Geo)

...Or not?

I thought I’m back from the beginning but it seems Geo has already accepted that she’s a girl.

“No no no, even girls can be a hero. I will teach you how to get stronger, but you have to listen to me.” (Max)

“Yes! I’ll listen to Max!” (Geo)

“Good. Now, kiss me again.” (Max)

“Yes!...Wait, eh- mmm!?” (Geo)

Since I’ve already decided. Geo is now marked pink in my map.

“Uu...that’s enough already! My turn!” (Mica)

“Hehe, me too~” (Zoe)

“...” (Livia)

And so, I was kissed and licked all over again...but I’m scared as to why Livia is silently watching with a smile that isn’t a smile...eh...I won’t be suddenly attacked tonight...right?

This is probably late but...I wonder if making a harem was the right decision?...

“Y-y-y-you guys….” (Jenny)

...Ah, Jenny saw...come to think of it, it seems the bus had stopped since a while ago.

We’re the only ones left in the bus so Jenny probably came up to check on us and then…

“Umm...” (Max)

“Classroom. Now.” (Jenny)

Ehh? Is she angry? Why?...We’re just a bunch of five year olds…it’s not like we did anything bad?

Well, we still complied anyway.

Back in the classroom, the other students are greeting their parents who were here ahead of time.

I also spot my parents so I waved at them.

Noticing me, they walked towards me and smiled.

“How was the field trip?” (Father)

“It was exciting.” (Max)

In more ways than one...this field trip alone, I managed to complete four routes! While I’ve laid a stable foundation for my future senior!

There’s also Rosalline.

“Fufu, who might these girls be?” (Mother)

Hm? Did she just recognize Geo as a girl?

As I was about to answer, Jenny called for us along with the parents of Geo, Livia, Mica, and Zoe to a different room.

“Now then. There’s something you parents need to know...” (Jenny)

“Did our child do anything wrong?” (Zoe’s Father)

A middle aged man spoke from behind Zoe as he patted her on the head.

“Well...to put it bluntly...I saw these four girls kissing Max here in the bus a while ago...” (Jenny)

Jenny dropped the bomb and everyone looked dumbfounded.

They all turned to look at me stiffly...let’s play innocent~

“Right. I kissed them all on the lips!” (Max)

“Eh!? Are you serious, Max!?” (Mother)

“Good job! Guh- I mean, why did you do that!?” (Father)

Father tried to give me a thumb’s up but was elbowed by mother so he quickly changed his attitude...father, you…

“...Aren’t you just a brat? Where did you learn something like this?” (Livia’s father)

The man behind Livia frowned.

“That...one night, I wanted to try sleeping with my parents but...in the room, I saw them kissing while naked and-” (Max)

“Wawawawawawa!” (Mother)

“Damn brat! You saw the whole thing!?” (Father)

I was hurriedly cut by my flustered mother and angry father.

Hehe, the truth is, I never saw them do it. But I have no choice so let’s push the blame to them.

“It seems interesting so...I tried kissing Livia first. Then she somehow got addicted to kissing me and we ended up g-” (Max)

“What!? What did you ended up doing with my daughter!?” (Livia’s father)

“Uhh, we ended up kissing a lot. Then Mica saw us and wanted to do it too. Zoe was...well, she kept licking my face and since I found it irritating, I grabbed her tongue with my mouth. As for Geo...ehh, she also saw us doing it and she seemed left out so...teehee? (Max)

For a while, silence filled the room. Everyone, except for the kids, had wide eyes and gaping mouths as they looked at me.

The three girls seemed to be confused as to what was happening but Livia seemed to understand a bit.

She walked closer to me, cupped my face with her hands, then brought our lips together.

“Oho?” (Livia’s mother)

Everyone was silent except for one woman...it seems she’s Livia’s mother...don’t tell me...like mother like daughter?

“Ah! We agreed to take turns! It’s not your turn yet Liv!” (Mica)

Mica shoved Livia aside and also kissed me.

Then she was pushed by Zoe and replaced her...then Geo…

Umm, girls, I appreciate your feelings but...can’t you girls choose a better timing for this!? You’re just adding oil to the fire!

“U-umm...that...ah! I saw this in TV once! At times like these, the man says something like this! I’ll take responsibility for them all!” (Max)

...Ehhh...it seems that did more harm than good...uuu, back in that other world, no one would complain at all who I slept with. Even if they had a husband or a family, if I asked, they’re even happy to oblige...but here…

“Sigh...since it come to this, there’s only one way...” (Father)

Ohh! As expected from father!

“How much do you wan- guboh!?” (Father)

...Father, are you trying to bribe them in front of your children?

As expected, he received another elbow from mother…

“How about this. Since polygamy isn’t really...accepted...let’s have them stay together for now? After all. They’re still kids. It’s highly possible for them to have a change of heart in the future.” (Mother)

“So we just leave them like this?” (Mica’s mother)

“Well...they’re just kids right? I doubt ‘that’ kind of thing will happen...” (Mother)

“By ‘that’, do you mean what you and fath- ” (Max)

“Max, be quiet.” (Mother)

“...” (Max)

Ahh, now I know what father feels when mother gives him the stare…

“And what if they remain the same even after growing up?” (Mica’s father)

“Then that means they’re feelings are real right? If so, it will be our job to support them~” (Livia’s mother)

Livia’s mother is pretty nice...but what’s with that look? It gives off the feeling like she’s going to teach something weird to Livia later…

I’ll be expecting it then…

“Well, I also think the same way.” (Zoe’s mother)

“...Sigh...if this boy can actually control this wild girl’s temper, then I suppose this is for the best...” (Mica’s father)

“If my little Georgia ends up with General Zack’s son, then I can rest assure! Georgia! All's fair in love and war! Don’t lose to the other girls!” (Geo’s father)

...Georgia? I thought she was George?

“George is her legal name because this father of hers got too excited and already told everyone that his newborn child will be named George. We were told it was supposed to be boy back then. And because he feels like he’ll lose a lot of face if he changes it...this stubborn fool legally named her George...” (Geo’s mother)

...Seriously!?

No wait, just now, he called my father General Zack? My father’s name is Zack? Or rather, General!?

“By General Zack you mean...that General Zack? The [War God] Zack Connors!?” (Mica’s father)

“Eh? Then that means this lady over here is...the so called [Wisdom Goddess] Maria Connors!?” (Zoe’s mother)

“Eh? Ehhh!? This devilish brat is...the child of the [Heavenly Pair]!?” (Jenny)

Oh, Jenny finally talked...wait what!? [Heavenly Pair]!? Such an exaggerated title...is supposed to be my parents!?

Just what did these two do to be called that way…

Suddenly, the parents did a 180.

“Livia! Make sure to come out on top! Later, I’ll teach you a few moves!” (Livia’s mother)

“Zoe! Beat them all!” (Zoe’s father)

“Mica! Please don’t go tsun tsun more than your dere dere! You need to make him feel more love!” (Mica’s mother)

“Georgia! As my daughter, you must win!” (Geo’s father)

...What the heck!?

Father! Mother! Just who are you guys!?

When I looked back at them...they only shyly scratched their heads and averted my gaze…

“Uuu...why was I born so early?...” (Jenny)

Jenny’s voice was more of a murmur and with everyone shouting, no one noticed it at all...except for me!

...It seems...I heard something interesting!

Author's Mumblings

Argh, I was gonna write a long one here but I accidentally refreshed so...I'm too lazy now.

I'll just say this one bit since the others weren't really necessary.

I'm gonna start as an intern in an IT company next week so chapters of all three stories will be slooooowwww...

That's all.

Let's meet again in the next chapter!