My Life As A Superhero Slash Supervillain Comedy Action Martial Arts
James Jude Jamison is experiencing something a bit odd. He was sitting quietly at his computer desk, playing some kind of RPG, he couldn't which one, although the fate of the universe rests on him remembering which (Oh well, it had to end sometime). So, anyway, suddenly, out of nowhere, he got a bit of a headachne, his nose started to bleed, he then proceeded to make a mess in the family room at the computer room. His mom shouted at him, then he died.
Then he woke up.
He was reborn. Only he had a UI screen suddenly at the edge of his vision. What the hell. He was meant to have some cool powers, like lazers that shot out of his nipples, maybe some mad dancing skills. He would finally be able to speak to girls without laughing in their faces. Sigh.
So this is his story, of how he couldn't decide which career prospect appealed to him more. So he decides to give both being a hero and a villain a go. What could go wrong?
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Edit: 2017.06.18 - 03:08 am EST - JJ seems to have buggered off somewhere without telling me where he went. So I am going to have to piece together this story back from the start with the fragments that he gave me. I will leave the original chapters up, but I will be renaming them so they are obvious if new readers don't want to read them.
I am currently trying to write chapter one anew. It will feature new reasons of why JJ starts with the villainous lifestyle first, and the reasons of why he is granted the power he was given.
If JJ does come back, I will inform you thusly. Then it will be decision of writing from where he left off or telling him to go choke on his own c**k. If I do decide to take the story up, then it will be a decision of to split the stories in two, and if to keep my version alive and concurrent.
Thanks.
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Chapter Selections
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1. [Original] - Chapter01
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2. [Original] - Chapter02
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3. [Original] - Chapter03
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4. [Original] - Chapter04
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5. [Original] - Chapter05
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6. [Original] - Chapter06
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7. [Original] - Chapter07
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8. [Original] - Chapter08
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9. [Original] - Chapter09
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10. Compendium Of Terms
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11. Chapter Zero - Maybe this is the prologue, or maybe a rant. You Decide.
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12. Chapter One - Why I Choose To Be A Villain
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Daybreak
In a world of swords, magic, and wonders, Vreil suddenly loses his family to a twist of fate. On his quest to survive, he follows a mysterious wizard, and becomes embroiled in a revolution he knows little of. He cultivates magic, learns to fight with a blade, and meets worthy companions. He grows stronger and more mature, gradually turning from prey into a hunter. And in his journey, Vreil clashes with pirates, immortal jokesters, wolves and, even worse, sheep. Can he use magic, blade and wit to fight them off? Or will he be the one to fall instead? Follow Vreil on his adventures. Witness the dawn of an era. 🧙🧙🧙 This is a story I'd written a few years back, and I figured it's a waste to just let it sit around. Most of it is already written, but I'm going through the chapters and editing the shit out of them. This story is NOT a Lit-RPG, so no blue screens or anything of the sort. It is just fast-paced fiction with slight cultivation elements. Updates are bi-daily (so every 2 days), and chapters are 1500-3000 words. As always, feedback is more than welcome. Why are you still reading the synopsis? You have already decided. Go ahead, give this story a shot. It's worth it.
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Gamers App
Join the adventure of a human, a man into what is something much more than just a game. A 17 year old boy while looking for a new game to download for his phone,sees something interesting. In his recommend is an app called 'Gamer'. He was curious about it and so he decided to open it and that was the beginning of something never seen before. What would happen if many people around the world aquired the powers of game characters? Oh boy, let me tell you that that's something to behold. Guns, riffles, helicopters and even tank's will be destroyed by the unrivaled power of these individuals."You shoot at me....Then eat this ;'Inferno'You try to overpower me; 'Strength of a Hundred Bulls'. Join the adventure of a human, a man into something much more than just a simple game.
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The Dragonborn Comes: A Self Insert
A 17 year-old wastrel falls asleep after a gaming session and wakes up as an orphan, finding himself in a world that he believed to be fiction. He'll face his fears, embrace his shortcomings, and maybe come out of the other side as something more. A moral procrastinator's journey to find his place in a world filled with magic and fraught with danger.Slow-paced story with an SI OC. Enjoy!--------------------------------------------------------------------------UPDATE SCHEDULE:One chapter of 3-5k words per week.--------------------------------------------------------------------------DISCLAIMER:Barring my own OCs (Original Characters), I do not own any of the characters in this story nor do I own the rights to the ‘Harry Potter’ and ‘The Elder Scrolls’ series. I am but a lowly fan, expressing his love for the stories that he grew up with.
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Missing World
Niu is a normal villager girl, perhaps apart from the fact that she lacks what most people have and possesses powers that most people don’t. Her daily life consists of going to school at the nearest town, where she studies along with her similarly gifted friends and tries to make everyone get along. But that relative peace does not last forever. One day, everything changes with a world-shaking event threatening town - that ends with Niu and her friends transported to an entirely foreign world, one that is spoken of in legends and fairytales. So begins the story of a girl as she attempts to gain control of her own destiny.
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HAVEN ✔
Sophie's future is planned out for her. Having just outgrown her studies and Job Placement in a few months, her path is straight and clear. But when her best friend is captured and taken over the wall that protects them from a wild, primitive people, Sophie makes the most uncharacteristic and dangerous decision of her life: follow her into the Outlands and face every fear she's ever known.Once in the Outlands, she realizes that things are not what they seem. There is a force even more sinister lurking on the outside, bigger than anyone had ever imagined. Seeking the help of seemingly one of the most savage Outlanders, with his handsome, brooding demeanor-not to mention his scary-accurate talent with a bow-they go on a mission that will challenge not just their survival, but that of the entire human race. As the two grow closer, Sophie realizes that no one is safe, and the scariest monsters are the ones inside of us.
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My Life in Ruins ; Poetry
Doesn't go in a specific order so feel free to skip around my favorite writing, (by me)All rights reserved Possibly triggering and deeply traumatic subjectsSelf harm, suicidal thoughts/idealization, mental illness, growing up to fast, and eating disordersYoung author struggling to survive If you like please vote, comment, save to your library, or share <>"All alone, whether you like it or not, alone is something you'll be quite a lot." - Dr. Seuss
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