Nerdgasm.

Ok so what the hell? Why do i have to choose light or dark system? I mean, come on man.

I know for a fact that the force wouldnt make me choose. If that was the case then the force controls everything. It would mean there were no choices in life. Fuck having eternity set in stone.

If i want to torture my enemies with force lightning while saving crippled orphans from slavers, ill fuckin do it. Screw you and your saying that life and choices are black and white. I choose both.

You cant.

The fuck i cant. I choose both.

You cant.

Motherfucker i will figure out how to create a skill to go through the system and nutshot you to oblivion. I CHOSE BOTH.

Fine, fine you dont have to stay on either side. This will fuck you over later though.

CONGRATULATIONS! You have gained the passive and title: Force User

You have gained the force manipulation skill.

Due to your new title, both the costs of light and darkside force powers have reduced by 25% as opposed to the usual 75%.

Blood manipulation has leveled up. Now at Novice 2.

Intimidation has level up.

Intimidation has been upgraded to expert level 0.

Intimidation now can work on beings up to 20 levels stronger than you at 50% effectiveness.

*Sarcastically*CONGRATULATIONS!! You have gained the title:Obstinate Ass

Your an asshole that always wants his way. +2 luck and strength.

Alright. Thats better. I should probably look at my stats and skills now.

Name: Dorian A. Hawke | Lv. 25 | Class: Unknown | Age: 19 | Race: Human? | Gender: Male

Titles: Lost Soul, The Displaced Hero, Smartass, The Antagonizer, The Otherworlder, Mortal Stage Novice, Force User, Obstinate Ass

Hp: 180 | Stam: 365 | 50 ki | 150 FP |

Vit: 36 | End: 65 | Str: 51 | Agi: 52 | Dex: 45 | Int: 94 | Wis: 97 | M.End: 75 | Cha: 41 | Luk: 12

5 stam regen/s | 10 force regen/s | 2 ki regen/s

Social skills:

Antagonize lvl 13 apprentice

Misdirection lvl 10 50% adept

Lying lvl 75 85% adept

Intimidation lvl 99 95% apprentice

Reversal lvl 1 adept

Seduce lvl 8 10% novice

Barter lvl 1 novice

Smartassery lvl 99 adept

Combat:

Bare knuckle brawling lvl 50 apprentice

Tae kwon do lvl 1 80% novice

Wrestling lvl 2 apprentice

Self taught Martial arts lvl 10 apprentice

Staff combat lvl 4 novice

Knife/Dagger combat lvl 70 novice

Club combat lvl 30 novice

Small firearms combat lvl 82 20% novice

Rifle combat lvl 1 2% novice

Countering lvl 52 90% apprentice

Archery lvl 10 novice

Throwing knives lvl 1 apprentice

Combat masteries:

Unarmed 18%

Blunt weapons 6%

Knife 2%

Small firearms 4%

Medium firearms .3%

Polearms 2%

Crafting:

Small blade maintenance lvl 5 novice

Small firearms maintenance lvl 25 novice

Cloth armor maintenance lvl 10 novice

Improvised weapon creation lvl 80 adept

Improvised armor creation lvl 2 apprentice

Passive:

Strong mind lvl 50 apprentice

Quick thinking lvl 53 apprentice

Rememberance lvl 2 adept

Patience lvl 2 apprentice

Not-so-common sense lvl1 expert

Focused mind lvl 50 apprentice

Natural Stealth lvl 80 novice

Focused stealth lvl 58 apprentice

Sociopathy lvl 1 novice

Shadenfreude lvl 8 novice

Fearless lvl 99 novice

Slight kleptomania lvl 11 novice

Immaginative skill creation lvl 0 novice

Blood manipulation lvl 2 novice

Ki manipulation lvl 0 novice

Ki infusion lvl 0 novice

Meditatel lvl 0 novice

Force manipulation lvl 0 novice

Always nice to see progress. Now to try to escape.

How do i escape?

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Got it. Ill try and use the force, along with blood manipulation, to grab one of those torture knives and cut the rope binding me. Now that i think about it, why would someone have been stupid enough to leave the tools that would aid an escape? They should really clean those knives.

Not that im complaining.

***

As Dorian tries to use his ki and the Force at the same time to manipulate a knife through the air to get to him, he realizes.

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Im fucked arent i. I can barely feel the blood thats on that blade, i dont even think i can manipulate it. And the force is a lot harder to use than i thought.

At least my blood manipulation leveled up. Along with getting a cool ass skill.

Blood manipulation has leveled up 4 times!! Now at novice 6.

Ki-Force synergy skill obtained reduces ki and force power costs when used in tandem. Skill at novice level

Well i might as well meditate a bit and try to feel the Force so i can get better control of it. I think a sensory ability would be great at the moment so i can escape easier.

All right.....

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Dorian starts to go into a meditative trance while using the force to sense whats around him. As he starts to go deeper he can feel the roughness of the ropes on his skin, the braids of thread that make up the rope, the wood of the door behind him, the blood around him on the floor, the slight breeze from beneath said door. He starts to push his senses beyond the door. He feels the passage of living beings. He pushes farther, he can feel people coming, one has a different body, something unnatural in his force sense. It knows he can feel it.

***

Congradulations, you now have the force sense ability. By focusing your senses, you can now extend them and differentiate different things using the force. As Kreia says, "Limiting your perception of the world by sight alone is like trying to see the universe through a crack in a door."

Force sense and Force manipulation have both increased to level 3 novice.

Oh fuck, oh fuck, oh fuck. What was that?

Shit its coming in with the other two.

???:"Well you were right Dagothur and Aronithia, he is an interesing one." Says a smooth and sexy female voice with a predatory tone.

I instantly stiffen up as i feel something in my head digging around. Shit its a mind attack.

Quick brain think, what skills do you know that can protect you?

Thats right!!

As i focus i start counting in my head as if im playing blackjack. Then i start pumping out my emotions such as anger, fear, lust, rage. I start to feel that crawling sensation fight against the tide but its not strong enough.

You have gained the Atton Rand mind-wall technique. You can use this skill to protect you mind from those who would control or read it. Due to your in depth knowledge as to how this technique works from constant playing of Star Wars Kights of the Old Republic 2, it has been upgraded to novice level 3.

Now that was a close one. Thank you obsidian entertainment and bioware for going in-depth as to how Atton can resist mind techniques from jedi and sith.

Now who the fuck dares?

As the third person i have met in this world comes around to face me, i cant help but be stunned. And horny. Damn hormones.

She has dark crimson hair with equally dark crimson walnut shaped eyes that gleam with a predators knowledge. Her skin is a flawless pale white. Her face is ovular with soft edges that make her features smooth. As im looking her over i see her wearing a black top that hugs her, what seems to be DD's, as if its life depends on it. As my eyes travel lower i see her wearing a dark crimson skirt that stops right in the middle of her thighs. I freeze completely as i see that past her skirt her legs come together to form a 2 1/2 meter long snake tail that is the same color of crimson as her hair.

Very obviously shes a lamia.

Is it wrong that i find her hot?