《The Start of a Unusual Life in an Alternate Reality(Soul-AR. You know like solar)》Nerdgasm
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Time to learns some skills.
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WHAT THE FUCK DO I KNOW ABOUT SKILLS?!?!
Dammit man i dont know what skills i know. You know what i mean?
What i mean is i know so many skills from so many videogames and books and movies, and a lot of them i have no idea how the fuck they work.
I mean i guess i should go with what appeals to my personality and the skills utility.
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I GOT IT!
Ill learn the Force.
Why the force you ask? Well cause im a nerd, and ive always loved star wars. Plus i could never really get into Star Trek. Always felt boring to me as opposed to the mystical badassery that are the jedi and sith. Plus John Williams is an awesome fucking composer which made star wars even more epic than it already was.
Music can make or break a movie, show, or videogame.
I have no idea how to become force sensitive and use the force though. The only star wars game that taught that was Star Wars: Knights of the Old Republic 2 The Sith Lords. The reason why i say game is cause ive never read the star wars books.
I know, i know, its blasphemy as a star wars fan. But in my defense i could never find the books for free. Cant get a book if you have no money. I mean i may have kleptomania but why do you think its at novice level. When someone has kleptomania, the more they steal, the stronger the impulse gets.
Anyway onto the force. Now what did kreia say about the force again? Ah now i remember.
Dorian:"The force is like a cloud, a mist that drifts from living creature to creature, set in motion by currents and eddies. It is the eye of the storm, the passions of all living things turned into energy, into a chorus. It is the rising swell at the end of life, the promise of new territories and new blood, the call of mysteries in the dark. It is only through interaction, through decision and choice, through confrontation, physical or mental, that the force can grow within you."
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Woah.
The fuck was that?
Youre rememberance skill has now leveled up twice. It is now at Adept lvl 4.
CONGRATULATIONS!!! Through your trance of rememberance, you had gone through a life changing epiphany. You not only gained the ability and knowledge to meditate, you are now force sensitive. +100 force affinity. +150 Force points.
To gain control of your newfound powers in the force, you must train. Remember what Kreia said, "Every action, no matter how insignificant, can have repercussions that change the fate of the galaxy."
You must now choose which side of the force you want. Light? Or Dark?
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Nerdgasm.
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