good morning

wait why are you up at 7

you're never up at 7

is everything ok

was it pretty

when is it not hot

huh

ohhhhhhhh

i was like 'does he think i have a fever or something'

it's too early for this

thanks for the compliment then

i might just take you up on that offer

you know what, give me another compliment so i can forget you just said that

i tell a bitch be gentle, tryna get the willy wonka special

i hate myself for knowing that

yeah that was definitely a mistake on your part

sucks to be you ig

STOP

GO TO TIME OUT OR SOMETHING

i don't give a fuck

go sit in a corner and think about your actions

kill them and get off your phone

you're in trouble

the phone is a privilege and you lost it

that's part of the punishment

you lose me, too

i wish i could, but it doesn't work that way

it's burned into my retinas

pay the price of your crimes

you fool, there is no court higher than i

alex has been sending me legislative pickup lines, i know what i'm doing

he's like my yoda

my professor keating

my remy the rat

yes

yeah, it's grown since you saw it

don't pretend you know anything about how a woman's body works

i hope you get canceled by alopecia twitter

hAiR iS uNiVeRsAl

well then i hope i just predicted the future

gonorrhea <3

no. just you