i know your stupid minecraft championship is today

since drew's squealing like a toddler in excitement

but please eat something and drink some water

granola bars don't count

eat something substantial

nick needs to eat too

i don't like being called mommy though :/

already told you i prefer your majesty

since i'm the queen of your heart

that's not a very nice way to talk to your queen

don't make me demote you to jester

i'll do it

i never said you were the king of my heart

i don't need a king

im an independent ruler

exactly

except less sexual

i hate you

no it sounded wrong

i can and will bruise your ego since you're allowing me unguarded access

dear god

snap out of roleplaying mode

don't do that please

stop

can i spray you with water like a cat

my kingdom is literally just you, are there a ton of mirrors or something ?

you really sound like a white guy now

is that your ancestors speaking through you

STOP AWWWJGYHILG

drew says if you hurt tubbo, you're never allowed to come over again

damn ok then

it's not like you put my name on your list of approved visitors in your fancy neighborhood or anything

yeah i like that one

i-

i don't know how to process that one

think i'm buffering

as long as you don't give them bullshit names like hugo

you're being so sweet, i'm getting cavities

but don't stop

i understand why you like roleplaying now