I'M SORRY, IT JUST HAPPENED

HE ASKED FOR MY ADDRESS

SAID HE WAS GONNA SEND ME FLOWERS

I KNOW THAT NOW

it was a moment of weakness

you could call it bribery

please don't

you better bring me a birthday present though

i expect that twitch money to be put to use somehow

i got you something

you don't have anything for me, do you ?

well you have two weeks

lazy bitch

i hate you

>:(

>:(((

ok i'm feeling guilty

i don't actually hate you

:(

look at us

talking out our problems

therapists wish they could be us

they hate us cause they ain't us

i kicked his ass at mario kart and made him upset

used the pure superiority of toad to beat up his yoshi

yeah, if i could beat the gamer at a video game, there's no telling what'll happen next

wait omg what if he started streaming mario kart

then i might actually watch

i'm offended by that

besides, you wouldn't lose anything if you did

TRUE

if you set the bar low from the beginning, you can't disappoint them <3

i don't even remember what mine was

im not even two years older than you

every day counts, little man