i reflect on my reflection

and i ask myself the question

what's the right direction to go

i don't know

am i a mannnnnn or am i a muppetttttttttt

if i'm a muppet then i'm a very manly muppet

am i a muppettttttttt or am i a mannnnnnn

if i'm a man that makes me a muppet of a man

thank you for indulging me

HEY

NO

ABSOLUTELY NOT

🤤🤤🤤

you're the worst backup singer of all time

you only had three lines and then were supposed to shut up

and you still ruined it

that would be nice, wouldn't it

YOU DIDN'T SING ALONG IKHFI ????

get out

you're fired

my associate

not anymore, since you're fired

im covering my eyes and using voice to text so i don't have to see whatever bullshit you just wrote send siri that's it send the message send the fucking text why aren't you sending what is with this lack of punctuation send the goddamn text you robot bitch

at least i tried

did you not just see the disaster of a text that happened when i didn't

cause i did

and fuck-a-doodle-do, i am not repeating that

i'm a genius, i know

i hate you

you are the worst person i've ever met

i obviously didn't knee you hard enough

oh my god you really are penelope garcia

i don't

you've found really random details about my family

WHAT THE FUCK

THAT WASN'T A SIGN FOR YOU TO DO MORE DIGGING

S T O P

i can excuse my little brother, but i draw the line at bringing carly the cougar into this

she's innocent

i say you should give me all of your money

that would make me hire you again

YES