Five years later...

It was my twenty-seventh birthday and I was happy. I just knew Drew was going to pop THE question. I was excited as I put on make-up and new dress with my best bra that had the girls looking extra perky. My bestie Sublime rushed in gushing, "Giiiiirrrrl, have I got a surprise for you!"

"Okay," I giggled as she took me by the hand.

"Before you get married off, I thought I'd give you a view of what you'd be missing." She wiggled her eyebrows.

She dragged my ass down to a strip club on the south side. "The birthday girl is here!" A sexy male stripper rolled a huge cake towards me. I blushed profusely at all the attention I was getting from the beautiful well-built men, then screamed in shock...

Nick popped out of my birthday cake naked as the day he was born. His muscles oiled down.

A view of what I'd bemissing, huh?