《Chubs | KSJ》Theme Park: The Beginning of a Disaster
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okay guys, upon establishing that we are all now friends, we are going to go do something together, as a family
you mean ALL of us all of us?
yea idk man, It's harvest time for our potatoes and I told Jimin I'd hang out with him.
What part of AS A FAMILY do you people not understand?
The part where I have to participate.
Yo, I'm down with it, but Hobi's gonna tag along okay?
Oh then can I bring Jimin?!
Yea yea, the more the merrier.
I'm free today too, where we going?
Theme park?
Sounds gucci to me.
Kook, you coming?
It's Saturday, no excuses. He doesn't get a choice, he's coming whether he likes it or not.And that's FINAL!
Fine MOOOOM!
We all meet up at my house, carpooling in Namjoon's giant van. Hobi sits up front leaving the rest of us to squish into the back. Taehyung and Jimin in the first row and Jin, me and Jungkook in the back.
Jimin looks back at me, fastening his seat belt. He flashes a welcoming grin "Nice to see you again Momo."
I give a weary smile back "Likewise Jimin."
Jungkook speaks up next to "Oooh, you're Jimin?" He asks pointing at Jimin
I stare at him, bewildered. "Jungkook he's literally the only person you don't know in this car. Of course HE would be Jimin."
Jimin chuckles, sticking his hand out to Jungkook. "And you're Jungkook?"
Jungkook takes his hand, staring at the boy in amazement "How'd you know?!"
"Oh my god." I mutter, his obliviousness causing me to smack my head into Jin's shoulder next to me.
Jin turns, pulled out of his conversation with Taehyung. "What's going on?" He asks my dying state.
I shake my head, already too done with these people to explain.
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"ALRIGHT!! LET'S GOOOOO!!!" Hobi yells, pumping us up as Namjoon starts the car.
Jimin and Tae cheer enthusiastically, putting their arms up in the air in celebration. Jin gives a quiet "...yeaah..!" from beside me, weakly punching the air.
I sigh, mentally preparing for the long day ahead of us.
Suck it up girl, this was YOUR idea.
A girl passing by our table meets Namjoon's eyes. He gives a little 'ayo wad up girl' head nod. She looks away in disgust, but smiles when her eyes graze over Jungkook.
Jungkook rolls his eyes at her, waving her away telling her to move along. She had been standing right in the way of the shot he was trying to take with his camera and he had very little patience for shallow hoes.
Confused, she leaves.
"Okay seriously, I just don't get how you get so many girls Jungkook! I try so hard and none of them pay me any attention. What's your secret?" Namjoon whines from across the table, taking a bite of his churro.
You see, we were going to go on the tea cup ride first but we got,....distracted.
Okay Jin and I got distracted. By the churros. Okay? I admit.
Jungkook just shrugs not caring to pay attention. Instead he just films the people passing by.
Hobi looks off into the distance, putting his thinking cap on.
"Have you tried just being sweet?" He suggests.
"Sweeet?" Namjoon pronounces the word slowly like it's the first time he's ever heard it.
"Yea," Hoseok nods "Like honey."
Namjoon frowns, trying to understand what being like honey even meant.
I take a bite of my own churro, interested to see what ridiculous advice they would give Namjoon this time. So far I'm disappointed. Hobi's advice isn't half bad.
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Jin shakes his head, softly laughing. "No no, that's not important."
I snort, my churro making it's way out my nose.
They ignore me.
" You see, you can catch a lot of flies with honey, but you can catch more honies by being fly." He pops his collar then sends Joon a finger gun and a wink. Namjoon nods, absorbing his great wisdom.
I choke.
Yup that one takes the gold! That's the winner!!
I cough like an old man on the verge of dying, my face turning bright red.
"Is Momo okay?" Jimin asks.
I nod my head, continuously coughing.
"Omo!" Jin pats my back, trying to help." Ahjusshi! Please don't die!"
Ahjusshi?! I smack Jin's arm, with the intention of ripping it off.
"She's fiiiine!" Jungkook waves it off "Let's go on the spiny things now!" He stands, shoving the last of the churros in his mouth.
"I wanna go too!" Jimin stands, following Jungkook's lead.
"Hyungs?Namjoon? Hobi?"Jungkook asks
Hoseok refuses with a look of disgust. "I'd rather not throw up."
"Same" Namjoon agrees "We're just gonna go to the game booths first."
Jimin shrugs "Suit yourselves." He looks to Jungkook, excited. "Let's go!"
Both groups head off in opposite directions, leaving me still dying in their dust.
"Wait-" I cough "this was-" " -family-" "together" I try to call after them but to no avail.
Jin shushes me, still patting my back, trying to get the churro out of my wind pipe.
Finally my breath comes back to me and I gasp for air as if it's the last time I'd ever breathe.
"wait-" I say a final cough erupting as I look around frantically. "Where's Tae?"
Back at the entrance of the park, where the gang had briefly stopped in order agree on where to go, a toilet flushes. Out from the bathroom walks Tae, happily humming a cute song to himself. He doesn't look up as he skips back to where his group was, still picking at a hangnail that bothered him. Butterflies flutter around him. Their presence and soft kisses sending fits of giggles over Tae.
He slowly makes it to the spot but suddenly feels that something is off. He looks up.
"Guys-" He stops mid syllable, looking around with wide eyes. Confused and caught off guard. He spins around, searching for his long gone friends. "GUYS?!"
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