《Normal is boring》18
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I wake up to the sound of my alarm clock. Today we fly to France, but first to New York. There we will meet the rest of our moms' team. I am kind of nervous, the team only knows that mom and mama have something to tell them. Mom let me read their groups app yesterday, it kind of exploded after their announcement to make an announcement when we are in New York.
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AK: Hey girls, Ash and I wanted to tell you something when we are New York, soo. Yeah, so you know, love you lots.
Pinoe: Ash, did you knock your girl up?
Allie: Are you pregnant???
Moe: Did you propose?
Allie: Why didn't you ask me for blessing pookie?
Ash: Girls, I'm trying to sleep, it's like 5 AM over here in Florida.
Broon: SHUT THE FUCK UP
Carli: THANKS BROON
Mal: R U pregnant Kriegs?
Mal: Kriegs?
Mal?
Moe: ?
Pinoe?!
Broon: I'm going to ask it once, SHUT THE FUCK UP!
Pinoe: Wow, do u have your period or something, Jesus Christ.
Tobs (aka Jesus Christ): Somebody called me?
Pinoe: Huh.... WTF
Lindsey: Dumbass
Pinoe: I don't get this joke, sorry
Lindsey: Sorry no sorry *
Carli: I would like to sleep for a bit, thanks.
Mal: Just set your notifications off, thanks to you.
Carli: Mal, shut up. Go to sleep. We fly in two days.
Mal: So, what's the problem
Mal: ?
Alex: Mal, stop with your stupid question marks after your text please.
Mal: Why
Mal: ?
Coach: Just stop Mal, go to fcking sleep, THANKS.
Pinoe: Coach is aggressive today...
Coach: Pinoe, shut up
Pinoe: Wow....
Pinoe: OK
Pinoe: Bye
Mal: Bye
Pinoe: Bye
Mal: Bye
Carli: Let me sleep, thanks.
Pinoe: Sleep well
Mal: grandma
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Allie: Carlos
Allie: Make them shut up
Carli: How?
Allie: Do they want to play a World Cup or not?!
Sofia: Some aggressive shit going on here
Allie: Sure, now shut the fck up
Alex: Yep
Lindsey: Yeah
Jane: Yes pls
Moe: Nope
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I don't know if I could handle being with this girls in groups app. These woman are too freaking much, sometimes. Other, they are just crazy. But funny as hell. They would make my phone blow up at time. With that I mean, always.
After I walked with Logan and Vancouver, I decide to wake up the rest of the girls in the house, They are all sleeping, but we have to do some packing etc. So I walk in my sister's room, try to wake her up. I don't know how, but it worked.
Now my moms' room. Better they aren't naked, otherwise they were really quiet this time.
I knock on their door.
"Mom? Mama?" I wait for a response.
"Wake up please." I'm not crazy and know they aren't gonna wake up. So I walk in their room, eyes closed and do a light on in their room. "You better not be fucking naked mom." I hear giggles, seems to be mama. ""She isn't, well I didn't do it. Maybe she."
"Ash!" Mom shouts. "It's your son there."
"Well, someday we seem his like this, with a girl."
"Little correction, boy." I say. A few seconds later I process what I said.
"Well, that's a nice way of coming out to your parents. In the freaking morning, when they are half awake. In their bedroom." Mom says. "Nice, I don't have to deal with crazy girlfriends."
"You sure?" I hear from behind me. It's my sis. She laughs.
"Oh fuck, nice. Gay family, always nice." Mama says and laughs.
Mom doesn't seem to get Alex's respond. She is confused. "Wait, Alex is straight."
"Straight as the motherfucking rainbow you mean babe." Mama replies. We all begin laughing.
This is a typical morning in the Krieger and Harris household.
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