We are sitting on the couch, watching some random tv show. Ashlyn's parents are gone home a few minutes before. We have eaten some pizza, cheat day for us. Don't let Dawn know. Thanks.

My phone rings. Kyle wants to Facetime you. "Fuck." I say, what do I do? "What's up babe?" Ashlyn has a confused face expression I say to her Kyle wants to Facetime me. We decide to accept to call and break the news to him, if my parents didn't tell him at least.

K: Hi sis. How are you?

AK: I'm good, you?

K: I'm good, just chilling for a bit. Excited for the WWC France?

AH: We are going to crush them.

I laugh, I didn't know Ash was gonna join to call.

K: Hi girl hi, hello to you to sis.

AK: Don't forget about me, you little shit.

K: Aggressive today, wow

AH: Just her period I think.

K: That was too much info, thanks Ash.

AH: Sorry no sorry.

K: Love you too Ash

Jax and Alex are playing with the dogs, Vancouver is barking.

AH and AK whispering: Shit

K: Do you have a second dog?!

AK: Uhm...

K: I'm so excited? What breed is it? What's her name? Why didn't you tell me?

AH: Uhm..... Yeah.

AK: And two kids.

K: WHAT?

We laugh, I giggle nervous. That wasn't how I wanted to break the news.

AK: Jax, Alex, come here please.

Kyle is, I don't know, kind of flipping I think. He is screaming, nothing weird or rare.

K: Am I a uncle of two kids? What the fck? Alexandra? What did you do?

JH: Hi, I'm Jax Harris, your cousin, your sister's kid.

Alex does the same, only with her name.

K: I'm coming to you, NOW. I will be there in half an hour.

All Harris's: Well, fuck.

AK: See you in half an hour or so.

Before I end the Facetime, I hear Ash screaming that we have to close all the doors and windows. After that I hear Kyle scream "I'm coming for you, little shits." I laugh and think, it's gonna be this kind of day and/or night. I don't know if that's bad or good.

Kyle lives a few minutes away. I love him to death. Not that I want to die or something, no, first win my second World Cup, and do some other things. Maybe later, first some important things to do.

After a little bit longer than half an hour, I hear knocking. This time it are Alex and Jax who are shouting "Run for your life, he is coming." I laugh, those are way too funny. I decide to open the door, since my girlfriend and children are upstairs, in their rooms.

"What the fuck did you do?"

"Adopted two kids." I answer like it's nothing. "Come in. What would you like to drink?"

"A glass of water please. Ash, where the hell are you?"

"Upstairs, in one of the kids' room."

He runs upstairs, trying to be very, very serious in what he is doing, let's say I hear him laughing in the kitchen. "THE DOOR IS LOCKED!" I hear my brother shouting. After a little while, he gives his hopes up and walks downstairs, to our living room.

"Ash, Jax, Alex, FOOD." I shout, I wink to my brother, he giggles, because he knows what is about to happen. Food, in the Harris' household....

I hear people running on the stairs. "Where is the food?" I hear Ash say. I reply that it is in the living room, where Kyle and I are. They walk in, and Kyle closes the door. "Fuck, we are strapped mama." I hear Jax say. I reply that that's for sure. "I have some drinks for you, come sit. Kyle, calm down please. This isn't good for you bro." We laugh, he is hapy, excited, I don't know.

"Hey uncle Kyle." My daughter says to him. Vancouver decides to jump on Kyle, maybe isn't the best plan, since she is a labrador and they are kind of big. Well, she sits on his lap. "Care to explain sis?"