《Sanders Sides oneshots!》Objection
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(swearing[?] it says 'smartass', so...)
'So, come here often?' Roman gave a small smile and winked at Virgil, who was sprawled respectively over the witness stand. As soon as the other sides had sunken out, and the video had ended, Roman followed Virgil to his room, and invited him to the debate room, "simply to talk, and catch up". Virgil wasn't entirely sure why he even agreed in the first place.
'Objection; flirting with the witness.' Virgil retaliated with a smug smirk. He loved annoying Princey, and watching him flush as he tried to think of a smart response. Which had always been odd to Virgil, considering that Roman could be as smartass as he wanted with Logan, at the snap of a finger, yet he had great trouble with Virgil.
Roman pretended to think about the "objection", resting his head on his hand and gazing at Virgil from the Judge's stand.
'Overruled.'
Virgil chuckled underneath his breath, staring back at Roman, as the other grinned at his response. Suddenly, Roman gasped, earning a confused look from Virgil.
'The emo has emotions! Don't think that I can't see that blush on your face!' Exclaimed the princely side, as Virgil groaned and pulled his hood above his head, feeling even more heat rise to his cheeks.
'Oh no. I've been caught,' he droned in his most monotone voice, 'What's my sentence, guilty as charged?'
'Objection; the Judge doesn't decide whether the culprit is guilty or not, and you're the witness anyway.'
'Objection; the Judge can't make objections.'
'Objection; neither can the witness.'
Virgil smirked, pulling down his hood once again,
'The witness can make objections, if it's relevant to them. They could make an initial objection, but the lawyer would need to expand on it.'
Roman rolled his eyes playfully, smiling fondly at the random knowledge that Virgil has. As much as he hated it, he had to admit defeat:
'You got me there, Stinking Beauty.'
Virgil crossed his arms and pouted in a childlike matter at the "insulting" nickname.
'So, if I'm Stinking Beauty, will you be my Prince Not-So-Charming?'
Giggling at the cheekily stupid joke, Roman winked back at Virgil.
'Gladly.'
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